Turboem1
02-02-07, 12:09 PM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The fish!
I see this all the time.
I dont get it.
The fish!
I see this all the time.
I dont get it.
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02-02-07, 01:52 PM
I see this all the time.
I dont get it. Hmm...
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/07/sleepy_jackson_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg
or:
http://www.lanouefineart.com/images/artistwork/taylor_WomanLovesFish_el.jpg
I dont get it. Hmm...
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/07/sleepy_jackson_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg
or:
http://www.lanouefineart.com/images/artistwork/taylor_WomanLovesFish_el.jpg
feba
02-18-07, 06:23 AM
Q- How many taru does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there
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Q- How many galka does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- One, but he has to give a speech on how he's being oppressed by the darkness first.
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Q- How many Mithra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Who the **** cares? Just watch.
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Q- How many San d'Orians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to make sure there aren't any foreigners around, and three to spread xenophobic propaganda.
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Q- How many thieves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- What lightbulb? I haven't seen any lightbulb.
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Q- How many White Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, three to exclaim how screwing in the lightbulb just enforces the idea that white mages should be abused
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Q- How many Blue Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Just one, but he has to watch someone else do it first.
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Q- How many Beastmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- He can take the lightbulb by himself easily, if people stop killing his )@%&ing pets!
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Q- How many bards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the light bulb, three to tell everyone that they don't want a PT
20 cool points if you realize what the heck i'm talking about. Sorrah, but I don't get to share these very often.
A- Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there
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Q- How many galka does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- One, but he has to give a speech on how he's being oppressed by the darkness first.
---
Q- How many Mithra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Who the **** cares? Just watch.
---
Q- How many San d'Orians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to make sure there aren't any foreigners around, and three to spread xenophobic propaganda.
---
Q- How many thieves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- What lightbulb? I haven't seen any lightbulb.
---
Q- How many White Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, three to exclaim how screwing in the lightbulb just enforces the idea that white mages should be abused
---
Q- How many Blue Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Just one, but he has to watch someone else do it first.
---
Q- How many Beastmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- He can take the lightbulb by himself easily, if people stop killing his )@%&ing pets!
---
Q- How many bards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the light bulb, three to tell everyone that they don't want a PT
20 cool points if you realize what the heck i'm talking about. Sorrah, but I don't get to share these very often.
CrosseyedCrickt
02-18-07, 04:29 PM
Q- How many taru does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there
---
Q- How many galka does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- One, but he has to give a speech on how he's being oppressed by the darkness first.
---
Q- How many Mithra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Who the **** cares? Just watch.
---
Q- How many San d'Orians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to make sure there aren't any foreigners around, and three to spread xenophobic propaganda.
---
Q- How many thieves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- What lightbulb? I haven't seen any lightbulb.
---
Q- How many White Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, three to exclaim how screwing in the lightbulb just enforces the idea that white mages should be abused
---
Q- How many Blue Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Just one, but he has to watch someone else do it first.
---
Q- How many Beastmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- He can take the lightbulb by himself easily, if people stop killing his )@%&ing pets!
---
Q- How many bards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the light bulb, three to tell everyone that they don't want a PT
20 cool points if you realize what the heck i'm talking about. Sorrah, but I don't get to share these very often.
forget the points!!
This post makes me want to download some Final Fantasy ROMS.
A- Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there
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Q- How many galka does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- One, but he has to give a speech on how he's being oppressed by the darkness first.
---
Q- How many Mithra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Who the **** cares? Just watch.
---
Q- How many San d'Orians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to make sure there aren't any foreigners around, and three to spread xenophobic propaganda.
---
Q- How many thieves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- What lightbulb? I haven't seen any lightbulb.
---
Q- How many White Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, three to exclaim how screwing in the lightbulb just enforces the idea that white mages should be abused
---
Q- How many Blue Mages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Just one, but he has to watch someone else do it first.
---
Q- How many Beastmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- He can take the lightbulb by himself easily, if people stop killing his )@%&ing pets!
---
Q- How many bards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- Four. One to screw in the light bulb, three to tell everyone that they don't want a PT
20 cool points if you realize what the heck i'm talking about. Sorrah, but I don't get to share these very often.
forget the points!!
This post makes me want to download some Final Fantasy ROMS.
a-drian
02-22-07, 03:59 PM
Q: how many indie kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: are you serious? you don't know?
Q: how many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: one to screw it in, and the other clown to hit the first clown in the face with an axe.
Q: how many tweekers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: just use a candle or something, i have plans for that light bulb.
A: are you serious? you don't know?
Q: how many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: one to screw it in, and the other clown to hit the first clown in the face with an axe.
Q: how many tweekers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: just use a candle or something, i have plans for that light bulb.
nugenhipsta
02-22-07, 05:47 PM
how many christians?
three, but they are all really one.
three, but they are all really one.