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flythebike
10-16-06, 11:33 AM
Ripped from my club's listserve: http://www.sundayriver.com/summer/wifecarry.html

blonduathlongrl
10-16-06, 12:01 PM
wish they showed those techniques when the grocery bags needs attention.
Tom Stormcrowe
10-16-06, 12:02 PM
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Pheard
10-16-06, 12:03 PM
wish they showed those techniques when the grocery bags needs attention.
You know you want to be carried by a man with rippling muscles. Don't deny it. :D
chipcom
10-16-06, 12:21 PM
You know you want to be carried by a man with rippling muscles. Don't deny it. :D

Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too! :p :D
DannoXYZ
10-16-06, 12:27 PM
I'd like to see this couple enter the competition, I'll even front their entry fees... (of course I retain all TV rights...)

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding01.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding02.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding03.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding04.jpg
chipcom
10-16-06, 12:46 PM
The rules did say the woman can carry the man.
DannoXYZ
10-16-06, 01:21 PM
The rules did say the woman can carry the man.Oh, now what fun would that be? None at all!!! I want to see that little scrawny guy try to lift his wife and having her snap his little bird-legs like cinnamon sticks!!!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/CheerlessLeader.jpg
blonduathlongrl
10-16-06, 01:24 PM
Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too! :p :D
:lol:
Pheard
10-16-06, 03:30 PM
Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too! :p :D
Oh be quiet old timahh, I'll beat you in an arm wrastle.
chipcom
10-16-06, 06:15 PM
Oh be quiet old timahh, I'll beat you in an arm wrastle.

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Portis
10-16-06, 06:46 PM
I'd like to see this couple enter the competition, I'll even front their entry fees... (of course I retain all TV rights...)

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding01.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding02.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding03.jpghttp://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/RedneckWedding04.jpg

He looks pretty smart, i'm betting he'll devise a way to haul her around. BTW, what ever happened to the wife TOSSING competition. I tell ya, this women's rights movement is screwing everything up!:rolleyes:
KingTermite
10-16-06, 06:52 PM
That website needs more nudity.
Portis
10-16-06, 06:58 PM
wish they showed those techniques when the grocery bags needs attention.

How's she gonna keep from spillin' the groceries if i got her upside down like that?
Snuffleupagus
10-16-06, 07:07 PM
Damnit Danno...the worst part is that they are probably going to spit out like 8 critters...each one more magnificent than the last :cry:
Flippin Sweet
10-16-06, 07:08 PM
*shudder*
chipcom
10-17-06, 05:58 AM
Damnit Danno...the worst part is that they are probably going to spit out like 8 critters...each one more magnificent than the last :cry:

Just like your dear old mum and dad! :eek: :D