Foo - Unanswered questions...

This question was not answered in the movie, "Stand By Me"...OK, so Mickie IS a mouse, Donald IS a duck, Pluto IS a dog...WTF is Goofy??

...and we never did determine what Gonzo on the Muppet show is.

Inquiring minds want to know. :rolleyes:

Goofy is a dog.
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This question was not answered in the movie, "Stand By Me"...OK, so Mickie IS a mouse, Donald IS a duck, Pluto IS a dog...WTF is Goofy??

...and we never did determine what Gonzo on the Muppet show is.

Inquiring minds want to know. :rolleyes:
he's a dog... remember those big ears?

:lol: portis, didnt see your post! yeah that explains it all!

Heres another unanswered question. What exactly happened to Fox Moulder's younger sister?

Heres another unanswered question. What exactly happened to Fox Moulder's younger sister?

Mirona prolly ate her! :eek:

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

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If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?


Always :lol:

If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Always. :D

Goofy is a dog.


I'd be perfectly willing to accept that answer if it weren't for one fly in the ointment, namely Pluto. Pluto is clearly a dog. However, unlike Goofy, Pluto doesn't wear clothes, hats, or anything else but a collar. He also doesn't speak, just barks and whines. He also walks on all fours. Contrast all this stuff to Goofy, who, as your illustration shows, also participates in fishing, etc., and even drives a car from time to time.

So what gives? How come one dog acts so human, and the other dog just acts like a dog? Answer: one of them's not a dog.

Personally, I subscribe to the Robin Williams theory that Goofy is every man in the world while having an orgasm.

We should bump this thread, seeing as there are literally thousands of goofy threads already.

...what about Gonzo? :(

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Gonzo is an Alien, refer to Muppets from Space....

I'd be perfectly willing to accept that answer if it weren't for one fly in the ointment, namely Pluto. Pluto is clearly a dog. However, unlike Goofy, Pluto doesn't wear clothes, hats, or anything else but a collar. He also doesn't speak, just barks and whines. He also walks on all fours. Contrast all this stuff to Goofy, who, as your illustration shows, also participates in fishing, etc., and even drives a car from time to time.

So what gives? How come one dog acts so human, and the other dog just acts like a dog? Answer: one of them's not a dog.

Personally, I subscribe to the Robin Williams theory that Goofy is every man in the world while having an orgasm.
Mickey, Minnie et. al wear clothes, display human behavior, yet you do not dispute that they are mice.

If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
that's not even a question anymore but a fact!:lol:

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Yup.

Don't ya love it!! :D

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?


According to Blackstone, who pretty much wrote all the original English law in this area and whose ideas were then transferred to the colonies, yes. The concept is known as the "Blackstonian wedge." Incidentally, the ownership would also extend skyward from the ground. (There was no air travel in Blackstone's time, so he never really saw the problems that could arise from this.)

Mickey, Minnie et. al wear clothes, display human behavior, yet you do not dispute that they are mice.

True, but there's no "other" mouse that doesn't do these things. As I said before, in defining Goofy, one must deal with the Pluto conundrum. No such problems arise with Mickey and Minnie.

According to Blackstone, who pretty much wrote all the original English law in this area and whose ideas were then transferred to the colonies, yes. The concept is known as the "Blackstonian wedge." Incidentally, the ownership would also extend skyward from the ground. (There was no air travel in Blackstone's time, so he never really saw the problems that could arise from this.)

I never knew blackstone, but i agree with him. Anything that flies over my yard is fair game. :D

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?I hate to take a humorous thread and get serious but when you own land there's a good chance that someone else owns the mineral rights under that land. They can dig, drill or otherwise get to the resources as long as they don't disturb the surface land owned by you.

Hey! What are you talking about? This IS a serious thread!! These questions have been keeping me up at night. :p

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
If the doctor is dead, why work on him at all?

Goofy is what happens when Minnie and Pluto....kids close your ears....

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.....nevermind....I'm pretty sure the karmic hit for finishing that sentence would be pretty severe.

True, but there's no "other" mouse that doesn't do these things. As I said before, in defining Goofy, one must deal with the Pluto conundrum. No such problems arise with Mickey and Minnie.

Pluto is Mickey's pet. It would be just wrong to have a pet that talks and wears clothes. :D

I hate to take a humorous thread and get serious but when you own land there's a good chance that someone else owns the mineral rights under that land. They can dig, drill or otherwise get to the resources as long as they don't disturb the surface land owned by you.

The rights would either be stipulated by the contract, or by the local law. The customary law varies from state-state.

The rights would either be stipulated by the contract, or by the local law. The customary law varies from state-state.I'm sure it does vary by state. Here it's very common for developers to buy chunks of land, sell the mineral rights then divide the surface land and build or re-sell

Mickey, Minnie et. al wear clothes, display human behavior, yet you do not dispute that they are mice.
If you go back in the history of these characters, the original ones did not wear clothes and were drawn more realistically. Mickey actually looked more like a big rat than a cute mouse. Then bowing to upset puritans who complained about dancing naked animals being shown to the kids, the later characters were drawn with human clothing. The later Mikey and Minnie had clothes as did the later dogs, like Goofy.

Always :lol:


Always. :D

Haha!!! great minds think alike? or is a woman living in ritehsedad's body!!

If the doctor is dead, why work on him at all?

Nobody likes a smart-a$$ with common sense.

As someone else stated it was summised in Muppets from Space that Gonzo is an alien. Prior to that it is believed (by himself) that he was a blue weirdo.

Nobody likes a smart-a$$ with common sense.
Awww come on! You know you love me and you have never even met me!:D

Awww come on! You know you love me and you have never even met me!:D

What's love got to do with it?

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What's love got to do with it?

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What's love got to do with it?

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With what? Wife beating?