Mariner Fan
11-01-06, 09:05 AM
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde from Alabama arrived ... and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist and rolled the
dice, yelling "Come on, baby ... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down ....
and squealed ... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers ... then picked up her
winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each
other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know ... I thought you were
watching"
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men .... are men
A very attractive blonde from Alabama arrived ... and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist and rolled the
dice, yelling "Come on, baby ... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down ....
and squealed ... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers ... then picked up her
winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each
other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know ... I thought you were
watching"
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men .... are men