Foo - My dog lost his balls.

My dog had his testicles removed the other day and really doesn't act like he even noticed. If that happened to me, I would be one miserable S.O.B to be around, but my dog is quite pleasant. What is it about a dog that allows him to lose his nuts one day and act just fine the next?

Meanwhile if I lose the remote, I'm ready to make someone's life hell!

I've always kind of wondered why we have to go and chop everything off. Why not give the poor little guy a vasectomy. That way he can still have fun humping the neighbor's dog without worrying about making babies.

:lol:
did that to my dog too, it was like nothing happend!
looked like two dried up raisins for a while, poor thing!

Trust me, it's not really that bad. But the night sweats are hell for a while. :D

that is a very disturbing comment.
Yes, genital mutilation is very disturbing!

Yes, genital mutilation is very disturbing!
you changed your comment...
It was pretty gross..
Ill change my first reply so it can all be gone for good :)

Get him some of these. (http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html)

http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/images/neuticleoriginal.jpg

you changed your comment...
It was pretty gross..
Ill change my first reply so it can all be gone for good :)
Oh. I don't even remember what I wrote, intially. Just that it didn't flow very well and I should use "Preview Post" more often.

we had the vet mutilate our cats genitals as well. i think lopping the balls off on a boy is less stressful than modifying the vagina of a girl. our poor girl was really quiet for a couple of days afterward. meanwhile, the boy was back to normal that same night.

Oh. I don't even remember what I wrote, intially. Just that it didn't flow very well and I should use "Preview Post" more often.
what you really wrote initailly before changing it was still in my reply to quote box, it was disturbing.. just didnt flow very well is the least you can say :lol:
glad you changed it! :)

what you really wrote initailly before changing it was still in my reply to quote box, it was disturbing.. just didnt flow very well is the least you can say :lol:
glad you changed it! :)
It's difficult to tread the line between funny-creepy and get-away-from-me-you-pervert-I'm-calling-the-cops-creepy. Sometimes mistakes are made.

My friend had his dog's balls lopped off and the little guy couldn't sit. So he would lean against walls, fall asleep, and then fall to the ground. Hilarious. But talk about adding insult to injury.

Get him some of these. (http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html)

http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/images/neuticleoriginal.jpg

OMG. YOu gotta be kidding me.

I was able to accomplish this without going to the Vet...you need a needle nose pliers and a paper clip.

I was able to accomplish this without going to the Vet...you need a needle nose pliers and a paper clip.
I thought you just wrap a rubber band around them really tight and they'll eventually fall off.

^^^That's what we do to our cows' tails...

Yeah, in a pinch (hee hee.... punny:D) you take care of cattle and horses that way. Sheesh, none of you people (except Eboo) must be farm kids...

Hell no. I don't want anything to do with people wrapping rubber bands around the fiddly bits of innocent animals!

Fine then. I'll just dis-invite you from the Sauna Party. However, since Flippin Sweet doesn't mind rubber band antics, she can come in your place.

Wait, wait, wait.

1. I said "innocent" animals.

2. It's completely different when it's consensual.

Oh, fair enough. Bring pretzels.

Flippin Sweet is still invited, right?

Yay! Sauna! Pretzels!

Oh, fair enough. Bring pretzels.
Ok, Ok, Ok, this thread was going along just fine until you ruin it by mentioning pretzels. The obvious snack choice for this thread is mixed salted nuts.

Pretzels in a sauna?


. . . .


Can I come? :D

Ok, Ok, Ok, this thread was going along just fine until you ruin it by mentioning pretzels. The obvious snack choice for this thread is mixed salted nuts.

Or chocolate salty balls!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/derwillezurmacht/csbowl.jpg

(Yes, that's RIGHT! Re-used twice in the same day!)

1. Yes, of course Flippin Sweet is still coming

2. Mixed salted nuts have NO PLACE in this thread

3. Saabfan can come if he brings one of his apple pies

This is gonna be the BEST sauna party EVER!

hold on...Saabfan, I disinvite you for using the same damn owl twice in the same damn day. That is, unless you bring salty chocolate balls to the Sauna Party.

Or chocolate salty balls!

(Yes, that's RIGHT! Re-used twice in the same day!)

Pete Schweddy may have something to say about that. I think a sauna is a great place to have some Schweddy balls.

he's got such good emo owls in the other thread, though.

http://www.orlyowl.com/emorly.jpg

I'll bring a pie all right:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/derwillezurmacht/IM002696.jpg

I don't think pretzels are going to be too good in a sauna, might get soggy pretty quick.

Saabfan knows how I feel about his owl usage/abusage. We're working on it...

also, in hindsight, I actually think mixed salted nuts would be a good addition to the thread AND sauna party. jsshar, are you in?

I HEART the nose ring...

I heart that pie. Geez, look at it. It's beyoootiful...:love:

Can I bring my swim goggles? Also, I have a tendency to get drunk and sing

I like swimmin' with bow-legged women'
And blowin' bubbles between their legs.

Oh, wait, you said sauna, not hot tub, never mind.

Sure, I am in, i will bring the nuts.

Thanks for the invite.

http://www.etteloc.ie/products/Beef%20Testicles.JPG

Ummm... this whole thread has a ghastly nonchalance about it.

Ummm... this whole thread has a ghastly nonchalance about it.
Thanks for pitching in with more nonchalance :D :D

There is nothing nonchalant about my dog's balls.

My dog had his testicles removed the other day and really doesn't act like he even noticed. If that happened to me, I would be one miserable S.O.B to be around, but my dog is quite pleasant. What is it about a dog that allows him to lose his nuts one day and act just fine the next?

Meanwhile if I lose the remote, I'm ready to make someone's life hell!My cat has been missing his nuts for 10 years and still trys to get into sexual intercourse with my female cat, until he finds out something is wrong and goes sleep.

There is nothing nonchalant about my dog's balls.

What do they do with the balls? Feed them to seagulls?

Use them on Fear Factor?

He didn't lose them, you had them taken from him!

Send him here (http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html) for replacements.

http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/images/neuticleoriginal.jpg

My dog recently got his balls removed. Before he was always trying to hump my other dog. He didn't have any skill at all and often ended up being bitten on the neck and pinned to the ground while I laughed at him. He also peed on every tree, bush, car tire, fire hydrant, mail box, light pole, planter.... but not so much any more.

My dog recently got his balls removed. Before he was always trying to hump my other dog. He didn't have any skill at all and often ended up being bitten on the neck and pinned to the ground while I laughed at him. He also peed on every tree, bush, car tire, fire hydrant, mail box, light pole, planter.... but not so much any more.

I feel the same way, after i had my balls sniped I lost the need to pee on everything as well

He didn't lose them, you had them taken from him!

Send him here (http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html) for replacements.

http://www.neuticles.com/webpages/images/neuticleoriginal.jpg
See my post early on in the thread sending him to Neuticles. Together I think we can get this poor dog looking good again! He did not lose them by the way, I think the OP paid to have them cut out. Thread title should be changed in the interest of clarity.

What you have to remember is that people naturally feel very guilty about a certain type of honesty.

So, neuticles are there for what? To make your dog feel better or make you feel better that you just mutilated your pet? [/rhetoric]

And the reason that there's no such thing as a veterenairain based vasectomy for animals? Because it's not the reproduction we want to stop. That's just a beneficial side-effect. Or ther would be a vasectomy. It's an easier operation for a start - slice, tie, stitch, slice, tie, stitch.. It's behaviour we want to stop. Specifically behaving like a fully functional animal...

Because it's not the reproduction we want to stop. That's just a beneficial side-effect.

Ehhh... No.

Before he was always trying to hump my other dog. He didn't have any skill at all and often ended up being bitten on the neck and pinned to the ground
Replace "my other dog" with "some dude's wife" and it sounds like a regular Friday night for me and nobody is lining up to chop of my nuts.