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Mr. Gear Jammer
11-03-06, 05:42 PM
Ha caught your ass:D, i bet you where waiting to see some silly picture of Chuck Norris or a article about his stupid exserize crap.

TexasGuy
11-03-06, 05:46 PM
Chuck Norris can smell what The Rock is cooking because The Rock is Chuck's personal chef.
Mr. Gear Jammer
11-03-06, 05:50 PM
Chuck Norris can smell what The Rock is cooking because The Rock is Chuck's personal chef.

You know it and Hulk Hogan is Chuck Norris's UPS delivery man:D.

Tom Stormcrowe
11-04-06, 09:34 AM
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/1293/chucknorrissmiley0bj.jpg
TexasGuy
11-04-06, 11:11 AM
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/1293/chucknorrissmiley0bj.jpg
ouch
i just got round house kicked by Chuck Norris when i opened this thread and scrolled down. THANKS ALOT :p
norsehabanero
11-04-06, 11:57 AM
Ha caught your ass:D, i bet you where waiting to see some silly picture of Chuck Norris or a article about his stupid exserize crap.

it too was roundhouse kicked into this thread before i opened it

i was expecting to see chucknorris facts though

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html
Tom Stormcrowe
11-04-06, 12:07 PM
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/1293/chucknorrissmiley0bj.jpg
Flippin Sweet
11-04-06, 04:08 PM
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Tom Stormcrowe
11-04-06, 04:15 PM
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/1293/chucknorrissmiley0bj.jpg
mirona
11-04-06, 04:22 PM
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Tom Stormcrowe
11-04-06, 04:24 PM
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/1293/chucknorrissmiley0bj.jpg
georgiaboy
11-04-06, 04:29 PM
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
bluebottle1
11-04-06, 07:31 PM
My favorite:

If you can hear Chuck Norris, it is because he wants you to. If you cannot hear Chuck Norris, you have mere seconds to live.
Little Leo
11-05-06, 04:49 PM
My girlfriends dad looks exactly like Hulk Hogan. My God will that scare the **** out of you when you are introduced to your girlfriends parients and here dad looks like Hulk Hogan.

http://club.telepolis.com/srapaquito/miticos2/images/hulk-hogan.jpg
YOU DID WHAT WITH MY DAUGHTER!!!
capsicum
11-05-06, 05:03 PM
Chuck norris took an entire bottle of sleeping pills once...


...it was the only time he's ever blinked.
Tom Stormcrowe
11-05-06, 05:29 PM
Chuck Norris took an entire bottle of sleeping pills and people thought he was only bored!
SingingSabre
11-05-06, 06:27 PM
Chuck Norris exports so much pain he has to outsource it's production. This is how Wal*Mart gets its employees extra misery during that red and green "season" between Halloween and New Years.
Pink_Ninja
11-06-06, 01:48 AM
God created the world in 7 days, Chucky created Go in 1
wethepeople
11-06-06, 02:07 AM
Once, I heard a chuck noris joke and decided they were all lame.

So I ripped the guys head off and crapped down his throat.
SaabFan
11-06-06, 05:55 AM
Pfft. Chuck can't even come close to Real Ultimate Power. (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)

Except when he does 12 minute burnouts on Mr T's face from roundhousing at 9,000 rpm.
capsicum
11-06-06, 08:50 AM
Ghosts are caused by Chuck norris killing people faster than death can process them.
superdex
11-06-06, 08:57 AM
Chuck Norris shaves with Occam's Razor.
Mr. Gear Jammer
11-06-06, 04:07 PM
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/1293/chucknorrissmiley0bj.jpg

He is "The" man.
Mr. Gear Jammer
11-06-06, 04:08 PM
Chuck Norris shaves with Occam's Razor.

Nope i hear he shaves his face with a butcher knife:D.
Mr. Gear Jammer
11-06-06, 04:09 PM
Ghosts are caused by Chuck norris killing people faster than death can process them.

You know it, like the bike forums trying to correctly count all of our posts:D.
Mr. Gear Jammer
11-06-06, 04:11 PM
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/1293/chucknorrissmiley0bj.jpg

Oh my lanta, that was funny.
Mr. Gear Jammer
11-06-06, 04:12 PM
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

My favorite pizza is Chuck Norris:D.
Mr. Gear Jammer
11-06-06, 04:13 PM
it too was roundhouse kicked into this thread before i opened it

i was expecting to see chucknorris facts though

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html


Nope i was just messing with all of ya's:D.
Serendipper
11-06-06, 04:16 PM
I was able to get a siezed seat off an old rusted bike yesterday using my Chuck Norris Rachet Tool*.

He may be a tool, but at least he's useful.

(*A Downward Axe-kick)


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Bikepacker67
11-06-06, 04:55 PM
W.w.c.n.d.?