Foo - Drama in foo???? My true online story

So, On my regular 60 daily ride today, Im cruising along at about 34mph on a strong 27 mph head wind when right in front of me I see something moving, I gently pulled out my benaculars from my Jersey and spot this fred only wearing a regular jacket while riding, he seems to be about 3 miles away from me so I dialed up 400 watts and caught up to him .

He turns and swaers at me, what the heck???
I dont have time for this. i mean find yourself another road here, this is where I train!
I dropped him and his giant, FRIGGEN POSEUR!!

I got bored after my 60 miles and since Im a duathlete I decided to jump off my bike and run a small 20 miles, when all of the sudden I come across Lance doing what he calls " just a recovery run"
what the heck?
recovering from what???? the guy ran a 3 hour marathon! so BIG deal!!
I could of ran that thing in 2 hours! POSEUR!!

I come home and dinner is not even on the table! 5 oclock is what i told him!
Im tired here, cant he understand Im an athlete!
he says something about having the kids all day, yadee yadayada..:rolleyes:
just bring me my dinner!
and then, to top my day.... he went franctic when I asked him to put on something sexy while I eat..
gesh, and then mentions of migraine?????
what kind of husband is that?? POSEUR!

people just dont recognise a good honest woman these days:p :p

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:eek: :p :D Good one BDG!:D

You're such a drama queen, BDG! :D Can't even put something sexy on while you eat...sheesh! :)

Ok. I never laughed so hard in my life. You french folk should really consider being comics. Cuz y00 r hilaryeeous!!!

:roflmao: :roflmao:

Man, if only Snowy had started this thread! Then I could start making tons of off topic posts about boll weevils, Katmandu, snow mobiles and cattle prods!

Thanks for your honesty BDG. Oh, and that was me you caught, sorry about the swearing, I had a touch of tourettes. I am better now.

spot this fred only wearing a regular jacket while riding


Wait...so he wasn't wearing anything else?? :eek: We need more details here! :p

What's a boll weevil?

Quick, someone find one of BDG's attractive pics and photoshop the phrase "400w" on to it!

What's a boll weevil?

A pest that destroys cotton crops.

OK Im back, thanks for letting me be me, it's good to tell the thruth like it is.
Say No to poseurs!!!
:lol:

Quick, someone find one of BDG's attractive pics and photoshop the phrase "400w" on to it!
Give me a minute.

Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.

Wait...so he wasn't wearing anything else?? :eek: We need more details here! :p
I got some ride pics I'll post.

Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
well I thought you a lesson, find yourself another place to train ( if you wanna call it that) I dont train under a full moon!

Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.

The wind resistance on your beard must had held you back. :)

Only 400 watts? Sheesh.... sounds like you need a new dial.

Heh... yeah I was the Fred you caught. Sorry about not wearing any pants or anything, but I just got a new Brooks and I was trying to break it in w/ a little butt sweat and funk. I would have been completely naked, but it was a little chilly out.
Liar, see post 6, it was me, or did she catch us both?

It was probably 400 gigawatts

Only 400 watts? Sheesh.... sounds like you need a new dial.

yeah, no kidding. i don't even think i've been on a bike where i'm not putting out more than 400 watts at all times. upgrading my dial was the best thing i've done.

:lol: YOU can't effort me getting a new dial!!

Liar, see post 6, it was me, or did she catch us both?
Errrrrr... you must be lying because I don't lie... ummmmm... Look! What's that over there! *runs away*













*comes back*

I forgot my pants. Thanks.

*runs away*

yeah, no kidding. i don't even think i've been on a bike where i'm not putting out more than 400 watts at all times. upgrading my dial was the best thing i've done.
Pppfffftttt, what good is a dial uprgadr without the proper overload capacitors & bifrucating impulse modulator?

I got some ride pics I'll post.


I dare ya. Liar. :D

*comes back*

I forgot my pants. Thanks.

*runs away*

wait!....you forgot your cumcumber!

Pppfffftttt, what good is a dial uprgadr without the proper overload capacitors & bifrucating impulse modulator?
yeah, i was just gonna say that:p
see.... some people recognise a good thing when they see one:p

Chuck Norris once put out 400w just by glancing at a unicycle.

Bikeforums: E true online story-

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wait!....you forgot your cumcumber!
is that what was sticking out in the back of his spandex?
I thought I just scared the poor guy!:eek:

Bikeforums: E true online story-

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:lol::roflmao: :roflmao:

I dare ya. Liar. :D
They're up on my website: www.hotexplodytwelveinchloveslave.com

$9.99 a month for unlimited access to all my photo sets and video! But, just for you Siu, I'll give you the first month for fee!

wait!....you forgot your cumcumber!
Oh, I'm done with that. You can keep it.

It was shrinkage!!!!!!

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Im gonna pee my pants :lol:

Ah dang, the site didn't load for me :(

For fee, huh?

And Pheard? We carry those Hothouse English Cucumbers! They are seedless, and the skin is thinner. Very crunchy and cripsy. You will never go back to regular. You should try one. :)

They're up on my website: www.hotexplodytwelveinchloveslave.com

$9.99 a month for unlimited access to all my photo sets and video! But, just for you Siu, I'll give you the first month for fee!
If I want to see a 12 inch cucumber I'll go to the store ok buddy?

Ah dang, the site didn't load for me :(

And this disappoints you?

I gotta get BDG's photo on her bike over to someone so they can put a pancake on her head and be screaming OMG Poseurs!

And this disappoints you?

well, yeah, of course. Who wouldn't want to see explody? :rolleyes:

If I want to see a 12 inch cucumber I'll go to the store ok buddy?
timmhaan has one you can have.

:lol::roflmao: :roflmao:
We need to start you an anti-poseur website.

well, yeah, of course. Who wouldn't want to see explody? :rolleyes:
S'what I'm talkinbout!

is that what was sticking out in the back of his spandex?
I thought I just scared the poor guy!:eek:
EP had nothing on but the jacket, so if you saw a cucumber sticking , it was not sticking out of his spandex, unless spandex means "arse" in french.

oh gross.

oh gross.
Well... then, on second thought, maybe you don't want to see any of my photos.

Chuck Norris once put out 400w just by glancing at a unicycle.
Chump Norris? :p

Pfffttt...400W is nothing. With the power I put out, I could go back to the future or something.

Pfffttt...400W is nothing. With the power I put out, I could go back to the future or something.

if you see doc, give him this.. *hands jyossarian a cumcumber* i don't need it anymore.

if you see doc, give him this.. *hands jyossarian a cumcumber* i don't need it anymore.
You mean you actually touched it? Ewwwwwwwww...