Foo - we love jsharr, he's supercool and makes foo what it is!!

yep, had to do it!
we do love you! you are one of the funniest person I have ever met! ( although we never did!:p )

You have WAY to much free time on your hands girlfriend! You need to breathe more than you run and bike. The lack of oxygen is clouding your judgement!

Jeff, I think this is a sign you need to go into Foo Rehab. Esp after yesterday's comment about wanting to be a Fooillianare with 1,000,000 posts in Foo. :p

BDG, Jeff's ego doesn't need to get any bigger, he has a hard enough time riding against the wind. ;) :)

I think if Jsharr is a representative sample of what Foosters are like, Foo is made up of a very funny and cool group of people!

Jsharr gets a +1 though for his adorable puppy. :)

Jsharr for foo president!!!!

Heeeeey are you calling him a "foo" president? :rolleyes:

I vote for Jsharr!!! :D

Jsharr for foo president!!!!
I want to be his secretary of foo state!

Jsharr, have you started looking around for your intern yet? :o

I will begin accepting applications (read this as bribes) immediately for all positions in my administration.

I was going to make a "Show us your Jsharr tattoo" thread but figured I was the only person who had one and I can't really post a pic of it without getting banned from the forum. :(

I was going to make a "Show us your Jsharr tattoo" thread but figured I was the only person who had one and I can't really post a pic of it without getting banned from the forum. :(
I think it is genius the way you located the tattoo so it looks like I have fat cheeks and puckered lips!

I think it is genius the way you located the tattoo so it looks like I have fat cheeks and puckered lips!
You mean firm and shapely cheeks...

I will begin accepting applications (read this as bribes) immediately for all positions in my administration.
as long as you dont keep cigars in your office, count me in!

Listen....


That's the sound of my popularity going straight down the crapper. :cry:


Need a consultant, Jeff?

I'm the treasurer!!

I'm going to spend it all on candy and bike parts... muahhhhahha

Can I be Secretary of the Navy? Or at least in charge of the submarine force?

Okay, bribes are in, Stacey is in charge of misinformation and propaganda, Riteshdad is Grand Poobah of the Foo Navy, Happyfeet is in charge of the Foo Animal Department, Cuda2K is our Ambassador to Italy (free Campy parts), DBG is Secretary of Education, Lowcel is offical right hand man, ExplodyPup is Head of the Ministry of Art, Pheard is in charge of the Treasury, but it is empty as I have already embezzled all the funds, and anyone else who wants an office can reach into the hat and grab a title *holds out hat*

Wait, wait, wait... art?

I hereby officially submit my request for transferral to Head of the Ministry of 18-25 Year Old Women.

I'd like a military position, General Confusion, Major Disaster, something like that...on second thought, PFC would do nicely (Private F'in Citizen) ;)

I'd like a military position, General Confusion, Major Disaster, something like that...on second thought, PFC would do nicely (Private F'in Citizen) ;)
How about Sgt. Slaughter and you can be in charge of the Bureau of Spam Control?

Wait, wait, wait... art?

I hereby officially submit my request for transferral to Head of the Ministry of 18-25 Year Old Women.
Okay, I transfer you to the Foo Day Care Center. I am sure you can find two dozen one year olds in there.

Okay, I transfer you to the Foo Day Care Center. I am sure you can find two dozen one year olds in there.
Sorry. No kids, elderly, schools, churches, hospitals, or bus stations due to an "incident" and resulting restraining order.

Okay, bribes are in, Stacey is in charge of misinformation and propaganda, Riteshdad is Grand Poobah of the Foo Navy, Happyfeet is in charge of the Foo Animal Department, Cuda2K is our Ambassador to Italy (free Campy parts), DBG is Secretary of Education, Lowcel is offical right hand man, ExplodyPup is Head of the Ministry of Art, Pheard is in charge of the Treasury, but it is empty as I have already embezzled all the funds, and anyone else who wants an office can reach into the hat and grab a title *holds out hat*
:lol:
why could I be something like the foo goverment spy? working under the covers? :lol:

:lol:
why could I be something like the foo goverment spy? working under the covers? :lol:
Because I am a married and honorable man and would never suggest such a thing!;) But you can do whatever you want on your time away from the office. I have a don't ask, don't tell policy in place.:D

yep, had to do it!
we do love you! you are one of the funniest person I have ever met! ( although we never did!:p )
Who?

Who?
KT is Deputy Director of the Bureau of Truth in Advertising. Thank you sir for exposig this thread for the fraud that it is. It make me NAUSEOUS.

How about Sgt. Slaughter and you can be in charge of the Bureau of Spam Control?

Do I get to eat the spam?

Do I get to eat the spam?
Yep, sliced with mayo and pineapple in a sandwich, or baked with cloves, or any way that you want to do it. Got any good spam recipes? Dad used to slice it and brown it in a skillet and eat it as a breakfast meat!

Because I am a married and honorable man and would never suggest such a thing!;) But you can do whatever you want on your time away from the office. I have a don't ask, don't tell policy in place.:D
:lol:

Yep, sliced with mayo and pineapple in a sandwich, or baked with cloves, or any way that you want to do it. Got any good spam recipes? Dad used to slice it and brown it in a skillet and eat it as a breakfast meat!

Spam & eggs, a Hawaiian breakfast classic. :)

Woohoo, I'm the right hand man (with veto power). :D

well aren't you fancy in your new pantaloneses. Yay!

well aren't you fancy in your new pantaloneses. Yay!
Superdex has just appointed as the Foo Fashionista!

congrat's on the presidency, jsharr!

Piece of advice....avoid traveling downtown Dallas in an open car..... especially around that book depository or any grassy knolls!

I have a bullet proof force field that Pup gave me as a bribe, but thanks for the advice. You want a position? If so, just give yourself a title and make one up for two other Foo Rats of your choosing.

I wanna be the Secretary of the Exterior.

Please?

Gift! Not bribe! It was a gift, 'cause I likes you so much. Then you gave me a gift, which was completely unrelated to my gift to you, of 20 nubile young women to start my harem off right and the cushy government job was awarded to me due to my tireless service to the glorious Jsharrian Empire.

I wanna be the Secretary of the Exterior.

Please?
Wow, you said please, but I will let you bet SecEx anyway!

Gift! Not bribe! It was a gift, 'cause I likes you so much. Then you gave me a gift, which was completely unrelated to my gift to you, of 20 nubile young women to start my harem off right and the cushy government job was awarded to me due to my tireless service to the glorious Jsharrian Empire.
ixnay on the ecretssay. Loose lips Sink Ships! By the way, I can't get the stains out of my blue dress.

Wow, you said please, but I will let you bet SecEx anyway!

Yay!

You can call me SEx... :p

I'm pulling all the money from the treasury and stopping funding, I need some bike parts.

By the way, I can't get the stains out of my blue dress.
Club soda. I thought everyone knew that. And wear a bib, next time.

I'm pulling all the money from the treasury and stopping funding, I need some bike parts.
Did you not see that I have already embezzled all the funds? Hit up the Ambassador for some Campy stuff, or are you "parts" coming from Victoria's Secret again?

i am going to lunch, so the empire is closed for one hour. behave!

Did you not see that I have already embezzled all the funds? Hit up the Ambassador for some Campy stuff, or are you "parts" coming from Victoria's Secret again?
I embezzled the funds back!

I prefer shimano. Campy doesn't make mtb parts. GEeze.

I'm pulling all the money from the treasury and stopping funding, I need some bike parts.

Don't we all?

Can I be in charge of the FDA? I want to put massive quantities of caffeine in all your food! :lol:

There should be a position for head of the FBI - Famous Bums Incorportated.

Oh, I want to head the DEA too, so I can smuggle in shipments of pure caffeine.

Oh, I want to head the DEA too, so I can smuggle in shipments of pure caffeine.
Done, but if you find any caffeinated gels, send them to me