Pheard
11-28-06, 10:27 AM
This bike mechanic wouldn't stop staring at me.
http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/5765/5kp3.jpg
then....
http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/5765/5kp3.jpg
then....
Foo - I went to the bike shop and..
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11-28-06, 10:33 AM
It was probably the bad wig and halter top that you have on in that photo. If you will wear a shop apron you can keep the grease off your stomach too.
Pheard
11-28-06, 10:35 AM
Well then I asked for an innertube, she was having trouble giving me one :D
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7987/6sn7.jpg
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7987/6sn7.jpg
jsharr
11-28-06, 10:40 AM
Looks like she misunderstood what you meant by "presta" valve
explody pup
11-28-06, 10:47 AM
Jeez, Pheard. What is it with you and transvetites?
jsharr
11-28-06, 10:50 AM
Jeez, Pheard. What is it with you and transvetites?
Wow, pup you have better eyes than I do, i could not make out what type of tires though are!
Wow, pup you have better eyes than I do, i could not make out what type of tires though are!
explody pup
11-28-06, 10:51 AM
Wow, pup you have better eyes than I do, i could not make out what type of tires though are!
That's because I stole them from a ninja.
That's because I stole them from a ninja.
roadfix
11-28-06, 10:53 AM
My LBS has a lipstick mechanic on duty also.
jsharr
11-28-06, 10:55 AM
I dont care what type of work they did to my bike, the job could be done perfectly, I would still complain and demand to speak with the mechanic.
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:04 AM
I dont care what type of work they did to my bike, the job could be done perfectly, I would still complain and demand to speak with the mechanic.
Me too. Just need to make sure things are done right.
Me too. Just need to make sure things are done right.
jsharr
11-28-06, 11:05 AM
Geeze pup what's with you and not being funny?
Pup not funny? Pup not funny? Them sir is fightin words. Take it back.
Pup not funny? Pup not funny? Them sir is fightin words. Take it back.
snowy
11-28-06, 11:06 AM
Yikes I think that second girl needs some twinkies!!!
Falkon
11-28-06, 11:08 AM
hahaha agreed.
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:08 AM
Pup not funny? Pup not funny? Them sir is fightin words. Take it back.
Already took it back, trying to keep the thread light.
Already took it back, trying to keep the thread light.
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:09 AM
Yikes I think that second girl needs some twinkies!!!
What why? :cry:
Where's danno? Where is he?
What why? :cry:
Where's danno? Where is he?
explody pup
11-28-06, 11:11 AM
Maybe the forum needs a tongue in cheek smilie.
jsharr
11-28-06, 11:15 AM
Already took it back, trying to keep the thread light.
I was only kidding Pheard. It is all good.You would have to spit on the Texas Flag or tell a really bad Aggie joke to really get me riled up! :D And you were right, Hey Pup, how come you ain't funny?
I was only kidding Pheard. It is all good.You would have to spit on the Texas Flag or tell a really bad Aggie joke to really get me riled up! :D And you were right, Hey Pup, how come you ain't funny?
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:16 AM
No, just everytime I post a female someone calls her a tranny. ARG, it gets annoying after awhile, no offense to anyone, I know your kidding.
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:17 AM
Now let me finish the story, I needed to show you guys the frame I was looking at :D
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7537/2kd3.jpg
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7537/2kd3.jpg
explody pup
11-28-06, 11:17 AM
Hey Pup, how come you ain't funny?
My mom says I'm funny...
My mom says I'm funny...
snowy
11-28-06, 11:18 AM
What why? :cry:
Where's danno? Where is he?
She needs some meat on them bones. I'm going to buy her a Big Mac!!! On my way right now!! :D ;)
Where's danno? Where is he?
She needs some meat on them bones. I'm going to buy her a Big Mac!!! On my way right now!! :D ;)
explody pup
11-28-06, 11:18 AM
it gets annoying after awhile
But that's what makes it so fun/ny!
But that's what makes it so fun/ny!
jsharr
11-28-06, 11:20 AM
No, just everytime I post a female someone calls her a tranny. ARG, it gets annoying after awhile, no offense to anyone, I know your kidding.
Are you down loading your pics from "trannies with bike parts and smoke machines .com"? If so, that might be why!:D
Are you down loading your pics from "trannies with bike parts and smoke machines .com"? If so, that might be why!:D
explody pup
11-28-06, 11:22 AM
For what it's worth, I said transvestites, not trannies (transexuals). Notice how the camera angles and lighting hide the fact that these "ladies" are still packing heat.
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:24 AM
She needs some meat on them bones. I'm going to buy her a Big Mac!!! On my way right now!! :D ;)
Get me one too plz, thanks snowahh!!
Get me one too plz, thanks snowahh!!
jsharr
11-28-06, 11:25 AM
She needs some meat on them bones. I'm going to buy her a Big Mac!!! On my way right now!! :D ;)
If they are still serving breakfast, can I have a couple of breakfast burritos and a coffee?
If they are still serving breakfast, can I have a couple of breakfast burritos and a coffee?
USAZorro
11-28-06, 11:27 AM
Yikes I think that second girl needs some twinkies!!!
Must be my eyes. I'm not seeing the problem there. :D
Must be my eyes. I'm not seeing the problem there. :D
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:27 AM
Must be my eyes. I'm not seeing the problem there. :D
:lol:
anyways, I decided to test ride this scott mtb.
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/900/8uo3.jpg
I got some sweet air in this hotel room.
http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/7272/7pc0.jpg
:lol:
anyways, I decided to test ride this scott mtb.
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/900/8uo3.jpg
I got some sweet air in this hotel room.
http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/7272/7pc0.jpg
snowy
11-28-06, 11:30 AM
If they are still serving breakfast, can I have a couple of breakfast burritos and a coffee?
Sure no problem. :)
Anyone else want anything?? :)
Sure no problem. :)
Anyone else want anything?? :)
BananaTugger
11-28-06, 11:44 AM
:lol:
anyways, I decided to test ride this scott mtb.
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/900/8uo3.jpg
I got some sweet air in this hotel room.
http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/7272/7pc0.jpg
That's a Genius.
You can't even get one of those in North America.
Liar. :)
anyways, I decided to test ride this scott mtb.
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/900/8uo3.jpg
I got some sweet air in this hotel room.
http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/7272/7pc0.jpg
That's a Genius.
You can't even get one of those in North America.
Liar. :)
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:46 AM
That's a Genius.
You can't even get one of those in North America.
Liar. :)
I was in germany, where the photos were taken, foo!
You can't even get one of those in North America.
Liar. :)
I was in germany, where the photos were taken, foo!
BananaTugger
11-28-06, 11:46 AM
I was in germany, where the photos were taken, foo!
Who you callin' foo, foo?
Who you callin' foo, foo?
Pheard
11-28-06, 11:50 AM
I'm callin you a foo bannana man!
fyi: the bikes in the two pics are different.
fyi: the bikes in the two pics are different.
BananaTugger
11-28-06, 11:53 AM
I'm callin you a foo bannana man!
fyi: the bikes in the two pics are different.
The one on the bottom is a 2007 Scott Genius 50.
The one on the top is a 2007 Scott Scale 20, I think...
Yeah, what now, foo?
fyi: the bikes in the two pics are different.
The one on the bottom is a 2007 Scott Genius 50.
The one on the top is a 2007 Scott Scale 20, I think...
Yeah, what now, foo?
jim-bob
11-28-06, 12:00 PM
Can we get a picture of a tranny holding your new bike?
Pheard
11-28-06, 12:06 PM
The one on the bottom is a 2007 Scott Genius 50.
The one on the top is a 2007 Scott Scale 20, I think...
Yeah, what now, foo?
Yea I think your right. So what foo!
The one on the top is a 2007 Scott Scale 20, I think...
Yeah, what now, foo?
Yea I think your right. So what foo!
BananaTugger
11-28-06, 12:08 PM
Yea I think your right. So what foo!
Pshh...
...
Foo!
Pshh...
...
Foo!
Taerom
11-28-06, 02:45 PM
Ok, c'mon, finish your story! (Post more pics!) :D
Pheard
11-28-06, 02:53 PM
Ok so.. my tire got shredded and I needed a new one and an innertube. But this biker chick wouldn't let me have one!
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1365/3xv1.jpg
I had to wrassle this chick for a tube!
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7689/cyclepasshnu7.jpg
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1365/3xv1.jpg
I had to wrassle this chick for a tube!
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7689/cyclepasshnu7.jpg
Pheard
11-28-06, 02:57 PM
Anyways, after a long day I went for a swim...
THE END(I'm out of pictures)
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/263/1jw1.jpg
THE END(I'm out of pictures)
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/263/1jw1.jpg
jyossarian
11-28-06, 02:59 PM
Time to go kill another kitten.
Pheard
11-28-06, 03:01 PM
Anyone wondering these are shots from the 2007 cycle passion calender, not sure if it sparks my passion for cycling, but meh. I found them after the forums went down :lol:
Falkon
11-28-06, 03:08 PM
eek, had to scroll fast. That was a little too risque for work
DannoXYZ
11-28-06, 03:26 PM
What why? :cry:
Where's danno? Where is he?Hey, leave me out of this, I don't eat Twinkies! :p These photos reminds me that I did a parody shoot way back in the '80s for a fictional "S&M Cycles" in the April issue of B.R.A.I.N. Gotta go track down some pictures....
Where's danno? Where is he?Hey, leave me out of this, I don't eat Twinkies! :p These photos reminds me that I did a parody shoot way back in the '80s for a fictional "S&M Cycles" in the April issue of B.R.A.I.N. Gotta go track down some pictures....
Pheard
11-28-06, 03:35 PM
Hey, leave me out of this, I don't eat Twinkies! :p These photos reminds me that I did a parody shoot way back in the '80s for a fictional "S&M Cycles" in the April issue of B.R.A.I.N. Gotta go track down some pictures....
I was referring to your extensive collection of biker chick pix, when I said where is danno lol.
I was referring to your extensive collection of biker chick pix, when I said where is danno lol.
Stacey
11-28-06, 04:07 PM
eek, had to scroll fast. That was a little too risque for work
What, you work for the National Conference of Southern Baptists or what?
What, you work for the National Conference of Southern Baptists or what?
Falkon
11-28-06, 04:10 PM
seriously, if your employer sees you looking at scantily clad womens, I'm sure the last thing they're thinking is how good of a worker you are.
Serendipper
11-28-06, 04:14 PM
seriously, if your employer sees you looking at scantily clad womens, I'm sure the last thing they're thinking is how good of a worker you are.
It depends. I used to work for DejaVu on Ocean Drive. ;)
If I was caught scrolling to fast, the boss would have thought I was a slacker.:)
It depends. I used to work for DejaVu on Ocean Drive. ;)
If I was caught scrolling to fast, the boss would have thought I was a slacker.:)
DannoXYZ
11-28-06, 07:02 PM
I needed some help pumping up my tyres today....
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/Anna1.jpg
I think she worked in the same shop as the twinkie chic.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Cycling/BikerChics/Anna1.jpg
I think she worked in the same shop as the twinkie chic.
catatonic
11-28-06, 07:10 PM
Danno, your "assistance" needs some good ol southern BBQ....let's start with a full rack of ribs, some collard greens, hush puppies, and red potatos. That will help pad those ribs.