BananaTugger
12-01-06, 11:15 AM
Oh! Those poor kids!
View Full Version : What did the Blonde say when she heard about the miners stuck in the mine?
eubi
12-05-06, 06:01 AM
Hahaha.
Not a joke that translates well if it's written!
Not a joke that translates well if it's written!
Silverserpent
12-05-06, 06:21 AM
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and this really great looking guy got on.
He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back.
The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!"
The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders."
The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back.
The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!"
The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders."
The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
BananaTugger
12-05-06, 06:38 AM
Hahaha.
Not a joke that translates well if it's written!
Rofl.
Not a joke that translates well if it's written!
Rofl.
BananaTugger
12-05-06, 06:39 AM
Two blonds were riding up an elevator. Long before reaching their floor, the elevator stopped and this really great looking guy got on.
He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back.
The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!"
The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders."
The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
Rofl times two.
He smiled at the blonds, and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery while the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him, he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave, the blonds saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back.
The first blond turned to the second blond and said, " Eewweue!"
The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders."
The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
Rofl times two.
Chris L
01-12-07, 09:54 PM
Yes, and Michael Jackson has left Tasmania after hearing it was actually two trapped miners.
lopsided
02-07-07, 07:16 PM
Q: What does a blonde say after sex?
A: Who were those guys anyway?
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
A: Her feet.
Q: What does a bleach blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: Black boxes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not every one has been in a 747.
A: Who were those guys anyway?
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
A: Her feet.
Q: What does a bleach blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: Black boxes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not every one has been in a 747.
On Your Right
02-15-07, 01:30 PM
The mating call of the blonde is:
"I'm so drunk".
The mating call of the brunette is:
"Are all the blondes gone yet?".
"I'm so drunk".
The mating call of the brunette is:
"Are all the blondes gone yet?".
EJ123
02-15-07, 08:52 PM
The second blond said," Thats o.k. If I can get him home, I'll give him Head & Shoulders."
The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
LOL
The first blond asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
LOL
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