Foo - Senior Biography

Meeh, I found this thing on my desk in english class today. I never turned in my senior biography, which goes in the yearbook at the end of the year. So I have until Wednesday of next week to do it. What am I supposed to write?

I never did any activities hosted by the school in my 4 years here.
One person recommended that I do an ascii art type of thing, and just have that as the biography. I could, but I suppose text should be put in. What am I supposed to write in here?

Mch lve 2 me peeps, me mom & dad, 650 in da house!! lollololol

that's how most of them worked in my year book.

I never did a senior biography, or even heard of one.

Foo rat extrordinaire! Known by many,......to be strange and unusual?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-064.gif
kidding of course!
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To whom it may concern:

I did absolutely nothing in high school over the last year that was not absolutely required. I was too buys playing in my shop and wasting almost as much time as JSharr, Pup, Minesbroken and countless other Foo Rats. Would love to tell you more, but Vegas Vic is it in Foo Tag and I gotta go hide. May or may not be able to find me in the SS/FG subforum.

Regards,

Phantom Cow The Second, Esquire.

:lol: :roflmao:

Highschool was okay. I met some good friends, learned a decent amount about myself. Future physics students with Mr. Pasucci for honors should visit http://www.bikeforums.net for help- the great oracle of the 21st century.

-Phantomcow2

Also, Josh will take position of being the radian of the class.

Are they biographies or dedications? A dedication might be easier to write. Sorta like what Jon said his yearbook has, only a bit less trite...

Make up some lies....say stuff like you were varsity quarterback your freshman year. Youv'e had football scouts after you, but you decided to take the scholarship to MIT instead. You had 27 patents to your name by graduation day, etc...