Southern California - Ovoleg for Bikeforums Moderator!!!!

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THE TIME HAS COME for everyone to VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!
Now this is a yes or no type ballot...Please be nice and remember all the great things I promised when I become leader.
I will rule with an iron fist
Vote now and save $20!!!
GO GO GO !!
Your glorious leader is coming !
zzzwillzzz
12-19-06, 02:21 AM
no one's sure you really exist and you want to be moderator? maybe you need to take your campaign out on the road and into the real world, you know, shake some hands, kiss some babies, actually ride with a bf member:rolleyes:
I'm not going to jail for kissing any babies thank you...
I voted NO!
How could you!!
How could you!!
Actually...I didn't...and had you been paying attention to your poll last night, you would realize that since there were no "NO" votes at the time. Now, how are we to trust you with this coveted position if you can't pay attention to the details?
voltman
12-19-06, 10:22 AM
Did you vote yes for yourself with your three alter-egos?
Did you vote yes for yourself with your three alter-egos?
no you bad
Indolent58
12-19-06, 11:04 AM
Things are not looking good for oloveg.
ronjon10
12-19-06, 11:06 AM
Existence is in the mind of the beholder. He posts, therefore he is.
Existence is in the mind of the beholder. He posts, therefore he is.
That was so...profound. :roflmao:
merider1
12-19-06, 11:09 AM
I voted no. No photo and proof that you exist, no blue star. Them there are the rules...:D
Hobartlemagne
12-19-06, 11:24 AM
Ive never heard of you.
You want the work of moderating a forum? :eek: Sure... why don't you start with all the stuff piled up for me to do? When you finish that pile, I'm confident another pile will appear.
You want the work of moderating a forum? :eek: Sure... why don't you start with all the stuff piled up for me to do? When you finish that pile, I'm confident another pile will appear.
My peons will take care of this petty work!
voltman
12-19-06, 11:34 AM
My peons will take care of this petty work!
No need to discuss your reproductive organs here.
Hi ovoleg,
Never responded to one of your threads before, but after seeing this one I have to ask, "Are you into self abuse?" :D
thomson
12-19-06, 12:47 PM
Whether he exists or not, he cracks me up
It should be noted I am easily amused...but still.....
Mo'Phat
12-19-06, 01:41 PM
Ive never heard of you.
+1
urbanknight
12-19-06, 01:44 PM
He just wants the fringe benefits and the salary of a moderator.
He just wants the fringe benefits and the salary of a moderator.
Don't we all. :p
merider1
12-19-06, 01:51 PM
I'm still holding to the theory that there really is no Ovoleg. Some BFer had way too much time on his/her hands and decided to create Ovo for the entertainment factor. It is entertaining, I must admit, but you can't vote a fictional character into office.
He just wants the fringe benefits and the salary of a moderator.
I always thought that being a Mod was like being the hallway monitor in elementary school. Sure, you get out of some things but there is no real reward and occasionally you get pee'd on.
It is entertaining, I must admit, but you can't vote a fictional character into office.
Every 4 years Mickey Mouse obtains 7% of the popular vote for President... but then again, Mickey is real because I gave him a hug the last time I was at Disneyland.
Mo'Phat
12-19-06, 02:05 PM
I think he's doing it for all the crazy groupie sex. Jschen...do you really want ovo to harsh your action?
urbanknight
12-19-06, 02:15 PM
I always thought that being a Mod was like being the hallway monitor in elementary school. Sure, you get out of some things but there is no real reward and occasionally you get pee'd on.
Damn skippy! I have been a mod for a car forum for 4 years now. In that time, I have put my car back to the stock grocery getter it was originally, stopped racing, and now that I'm in an apartment stopped doing my own maintenance. I don't post in the forum anymore, but they are keeping my mod status because it's not costing them anything. So I guess being a mod is WORSE than hall manitor, because the term doesn't end!
merider1
12-19-06, 02:19 PM
I think he's doing it for all the crazy groupie sex. Jschen...do you really want ovo to harsh your action?
:roflmao: Yes, well, when Jason said he enjoyed the ride I organized on Sunday...:D Just kidding!!!! Don't anyone get your panties all up in a wade because I certainly didn't...:p
I R real
Anyone who doubts me will be punished swiftly once I get into office!!!
urbanknight
12-19-06, 02:52 PM
^^ I gotta get in on these rides!
merider1
12-19-06, 02:56 PM
I R real
Then post UR pic chur.
:roflmao: Yes, well, when Jason said he enjoyed the ride I organized on Sunday...:D Just kidding!!!! Don't anyone get your panties all up in a wade because I certainly didn't...:p
You didn't enjoy the ride? :( But it was such a great ride that we shared! And it lasted for hours.
merider1
12-19-06, 03:02 PM
You didn't enjoy the ride? :( But it was such a great ride that we shared! And it lasted for hours.
:rolleyes: You brat...you know what I meant. And yes, I enjoyed our long, hard ride together. And having the other boys join in made it even more exciting and rewarding. :D
I'm still holding to the theory that there really is no Ovoleg. Some BFer had way too much time on his/her hands and decided to create Ovo for the entertainment factor. It is entertaining, I must admit, but you can't vote a fictional character into office.
explain cuda2k then!!!!!
merider1
12-19-06, 03:04 PM
explain cuda2k then!!!!!
huh? :rolleyes: He's coming out with Happyfeet, I think he exists!
roadfix
12-19-06, 03:07 PM
I wouldn't mind having ovoleg as honorary moderator over the holidays. He seems like a nice fella.
:)
I wouldn't mind having ovoleg as honorary moderator over the holidays. He seems like a nice fella.
:)
Oh look...it's another imaginary member! :p Where's ovaleg when you need her?
huh? :rolleyes: He's coming out with Happyfeet, I think he exists!
No, he and Happyfeet are part of the evil Texas plan to infiltrate and control the SoCal forum and steal all those cool black/red jerseys!!!! I am not sure he exists from the front, as all I ever see of him is the back as he drops me on climbs.
I am not sure he exists from the front, as all I ever see of him is the back
There are just so many places I could go with that comment. :eek: :p ;) :D
DannoXYZ
12-19-06, 03:14 PM
:rolleyes: You brat...you know what I meant. And yes, I enjoyed our long, hard ride together. And having the other boys join in made it even more exciting and rewarding. :DFor you maybe, but what does jason get out of that?
Ovoleg for mod? Is the world coming to an end or what??? ;)
thomson
12-19-06, 03:16 PM
There are just so many places I could go with that comment. :eek: :p ;) :D
Oh my god......:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
merider1
12-19-06, 03:16 PM
There are just so many places I could go with that comment. :eek: :p ;) :D
:lol: Good one, B.
merider1
12-19-06, 03:18 PM
For you maybe, but what does jason get out of that?
Ovoleg for mod? Is the world coming to and end or what??? ;)
Danno :) How are you doing? I haven't been FOOing around as much lately. Nice to see you over here. :D
Oh, and to answer your question - Jason knew the other boys would be on my ride as well. He didn't mind being in front sometimes and then in back. He's easy that way. ;)
zzzwillzzz
12-19-06, 04:32 PM
I R real
i see! it's not that you don' exist, it's just that you're virtual
Danno you will be promoted to Second in charge because I like you.
Brandy and caligurl will be the honorary slaves.
jschen will be demoted and his status will be reviewed.
ME, I was supporting you in the other thread, but now that you are getting out of hand---I take everything back and want you punished as well...
There will be no room for errors. EVERYONE SHAPE UP OR ELSE!
zzzwillzzz
12-19-06, 05:00 PM
if you want to punish me that's fine, just come and get me, i'll be on my bike!:p
or else what? what you gonna do? whip us with a wet spaghetti noodle until we comply?
royalflash
12-19-06, 05:30 PM
didn´t Douglas Adams say something like "those who want to be moderator are the ones that should NEVER be allowed to have this power"
and Douglas Adams is the one that recognized the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything and printed it in a book for all to see...
voltman
12-19-06, 05:35 PM
I vote ovoleg for hemorrhoid cream.
urbanknight
12-19-06, 05:36 PM
didnīt Douglas Adams say something like "those who want to be moderator are the ones that should NEVER be allowed to have this power"
smart words.