Foo - Christmas craze, i'm telling you!

Is it just me noticing this or do some of you as well? This is my 38th Christmas and I swear this has to be the strangest one so far. It seems like EVERYBODY is in a craze about something. Customers at work are all stressed and difficult to deal with.

Work colleagues, bosses etc. are also all tense and wound tighter than a spring. I like Christmas but I am beyond sick of the way people are acting leading up to it this year. Just riding my bike to work a few minutes ago, was a real challenge because it seemed like every cager was driving out of control. One car came to a screaming stop in front of me, while the lady in the yard was yelling at the car, "get Jim a hamburger!" He screamed back that he didn't have any money. Meanwhile i am standing abreast of my bike waiting, for him to throw it in reverse and run over me.

So I yelled at them and told them to get the he11 out of the way and not to run over me. I think that all of this craziness has spread to me and now I am starting to yell at people. I went on record earlier saying I like Christmas, and I do. But this part leading up to it is really starting to get old.

I had someone honking at me from behind because I would come to a complete stop at a stop sign...

I had someone honking at me from behind because I would come to a complete stop at a stop sign...

How dare you...

I had someone honking at me from behind because I would come to a complete stop at a stop sign...
I was honking to try and lure you from the car so I could get a clean shot with the tranq. gun!! You just happened to be stopped and I thought it was a more opportune time! Geeezzzz! I am gonna get that tattoo off of your chest one way or the other, you just wait!

people stress themselves out like crazy. i had to tell my GF to chill a bit with all the holiday cards, the plans to meet up with everyone, going out and buying crap, etc. everyday she'd have a million things that "needed to get done".

i just don't understand why everyone has to cram so much into this time of year. why create all these obligations?? i just do a few things for people i care about and that's it.

for a real good holiday time, stand in line at Best buy!

It was stressful then and stressful now for me...

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I was honking to try and lure you from the car so I could get a clean shot with the tranq. gun!! You just happened to be stopped and I thought it was a more opportune time! Geeezzzz! I am gonna get that tattoo off of your chest one way or the other, you just wait!
Honking isn't going to do anything. If you really want to drug me up, just leave a 6 pack of ESB on my front porch laced with some ruffies. I'll be out like a light in 5 minutes.

Anyway, if you want this tattoo, just ask. I'll even frame it for you! But the "I *heart* jsharr" tat on my butt cheek is staying.

well christmas is definitly more fun when all you have to do is eat mom's cooking and pray for Santa to come down the chiminee... aww the good old days

for a real good holiday time, stand in line at Best buy!

Oh Hell No. A collegaue went there took over an hour to check out, I ahd a better idea.

Took advantage off the fact they where open late went @10.55pm was out the door by 11.02, then went to Macys done by 11.40pm.

Bulk off the xmas shopping done in 45 mins.

Lewis Black said it the other night "You Christians need to get Christmas under control"

Yeah, strange, I tell you.

I went to the GYN the other day, the sombiotch found my car keys!

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people stress themselves out like crazy. i had to tell my GF to chill a bit with all the holiday cards, the plans to meet up with everyone, going out and buying crap, etc. everyday she'd have a million things that "needed to get done".
i just don't understand why everyone has to cram so much into this time of year. why create all these obligations?? i just do a few things for people i care about and that's it.

Yeah, I am all too familiar with that deal. I think they should divide the country in two a month before Christmas and let all of those who want to get stupid over it go live on that side, and all of us who just want to live a normal carefree, perhaps lazy life, could go to that side. Then we could all meet up again on New Year's and get drunk out of our minds and compare stories.

that's the smartest idea i've heard all day. :beer: