Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - truck nutz

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joshuastar
12-22-06, 02:46 PM
i'm looking for hypothetical ideas.

what are some ways to hypothetically retaliate against the increasing number of frat boy rednecks with this fine accessory?

so far, here's my hypothetical ideas:

1. "neuter" them. bolt cutters.
2. make stickers that say "I <3 MALE GENITALIA", shellac them onto the bumpers of said truck afficianado dofus.
3. spraypaint/stencil a matching penis on the tailgate above the truck nutz.

anything else?

oh and to bring it on topic, the idea would be to hypothetically do this by bike. so hypothetically, the less supplies, the better.


taken67
12-22-06, 02:52 PM
haha I've never seen those before! I kinda want some. They'd be funny on my golf.

I like the sticker idea. less conspicuous than spraypaint, or bolt cutters. but then you have to explain why you have a bunch of stickers that say "I <3 male genitalia" to your girlfriend.

marqueemoon
12-22-06, 03:02 PM
How about just a sticker that says "Yes, I actually spent money on this."?


Hobartlemagne
12-22-06, 03:03 PM
how bout "I didnt have any balls till I bought these plastic ones"

sivat
12-22-06, 03:05 PM
How 'bout ignoring them?

mailer
12-22-06, 03:15 PM
what are you talking about?

joshuastar
12-22-06, 03:27 PM
i would think they'd be all over g'ville/j'ville!

okay, so adding to the hypothetical list:
4. "I Didn't Have Any Balls Till I Bought These!" and have some arrow stickers handy. two points!

gregtheripper
12-22-06, 03:33 PM
you should get a pair and hang them under your saddle instead. that would be great.

dobber
12-22-06, 03:35 PM
Ha, that would be funny. Even funnier is said redneck pounding the snot out of some ******-bag vandal.

pedex
12-22-06, 03:38 PM
http://www.trucknutz.com/graphics/rearview.jpg

http://www.trucknutz.com

marqueemoon
12-22-06, 03:46 PM
If you want to get literary on them you can make a sticker with this on it to place above the nutz.

http://www.futureofthebook.org/itinplace/archives/von1.jpg

onetwentyeight
12-22-06, 03:47 PM
put a pair on your bike.

sivat
12-22-06, 03:48 PM
the censor even blocks links? Lame.

marqueemoon
12-22-06, 03:50 PM
the censor even blocks links? Lame.

I know. I had to find one that didn't have the word ***hole in the url. It's fixed now.

deathhare
12-22-06, 06:30 PM
Funny...never seen em here. Maybe i should import them. :)