12-24-06, 12:52 AM
A man at the bar got to bragging about his appendage one night when he made the claim that he could stand on one end of the bar and piss into a mug at the other end until it was full. The incredulous bartender didn't hesitate to bet the man $10 that he coudn't. So, the bartender set an empty mug at the far end of the bar while the man climbed up, unzipped, and promptly whizzed practically all over the bar, with absolutely none even getting close to the mug. When the disgusting dsiplay was all over, the bartender laughed, "I knew there was no way you could do it, moron." The man smiled as he peeled a ten-spot from his roll and handed it over, smirking. "Hey, you lost the bet. Why are you smiling?" asked the bartender. "Oh, I just bet the guy in the corner $50 that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it."