Training & Nutrition - Miracle nutrient - speeds digestion - restores skin health and energy levels

Scientists recently have discovered a "miracle" substance that can aid digestion, enhance skin health and improve strength and stamina whether you exercise or not!

Amazingly, this remarkable substance has been available for years - without a prescription - but often has been ignored by mainstream media who continue to ignore this remarkable, "miracle" substance as the medical and scientific breakthrough nutritionists have been searching for.

This odorless, colorless liquid, can be found in many forms and is available to the public at very low cost.
Scientists now agree, that this safe and effective formula can be used without risk by old and young alike!

Send $19.95 today for your trial shipment today, no order will be refused! Mail check or money - or credit card info to:


Hydrogen-2-Oxide Enterprises
PO BOX 444
Misleading Springs, TX 90250

Please supply bank account information and mother's maiden name in case of confusion regarding order

Do you know how many people have died from inhaling dihydrogen monoxide? Terrible stuff.

So to purchase this product we are supposed to send money to an address in MISLEADING Springs????? Doesn't that say it all???

For payment can i just post my credit card #, social insurance #, and a backup credit card number on this page?

LOL the OP is Richard Cranium from Misleading Springs haha

i don't know if you know a lot about dihydrogen monoxide, but is also a major component of acid rain. It also causes widespread soil erosion. In its gaseous form it can cause severe burns. Dihydrogen monoxide is also used extensively by heavy industries and even nuclear power plants!

Please be careful with this stuff!

I just put my product on sale for $9.99. Its called atmospheric earth gas. In our study those who inhaled the gas mixture lived much longer than those who were denied the mixture.

Be careful with that dihydrogen monoxide! I hear that given enough time it will dissolve almost anything it touches. That is some powerful stuff. Also, you really got to be careful with the ingredients. Hydrogen, don't they make bombs out of that? Oxygen....hmmmm, I seem to remember a post about that the other day. Did they every make a pill out of that yet?

Be careful with that dihydrogen monoxide!Well, some people can't take, nor even get a joke...

I did "fret" over using the term "oxide" is my sales pitch....... Even though --the empirical formula for water, H2O, is also the correct molecular formula for water. The molecular formula for water specifies that two hydrogen atoms are bound to a single oxygen atom. Using the "ide" suffix, while ambiguous, would more closely imply a "frozen miracle nutrient"...... but then again this sales pitch wasn't intended for chemists.

Well, there is a lot of that in the frozen state at this time, especially in Denver :D

Actually a pure H2O chemical mixture would kill you if it was the only thing you drank. We rely on the minute amounts of salts and minerals naturally found in all water (even so called "purified") to carry out normal body funtions. Some scientist talked about it on the discovery channel one time.

See RC... even when you try to be funny... you aren't :(

Well, some people can't take, nor even get a joke...




Dude...I really hope, for your sake, that you did not think I was being serious in that post. If so, well,damn. Just Damn.

See RC... even when you try to be funny... you aren't :(

Pfft that’s nothing. Us chemists love to make non-funny jokes about water.

Hydrogen Tech played Oxygen U and the game had just begun,
Hydrogen Tech scored two fast points while Oxygen still had none.
Then Oxygen scored a single goal; and thus it would remain.
At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1, the game called because of rain.

Anyone with a handle of 'Richard Cranium' should be considered a serious conversant.

Anyone with a handle of 'Richard Cranium' should be considered a serious conversant.

Sadly, I think a large number of people don’t get it.