Foo - why am I so bad at making waffles?

I mean I followed the directions and all, and when I try and pick it out of the waffle maker it breaks apart.:mad: I ended up with a pile of crumbly waffles.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2865.jpg
Looks delicious huh:) :
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2863.jpg
And this is buckwheat and not your bisquick, heh.
I chug on some sugar free syrup and im ready to go
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2866.jpg
It tasted really good though. Even the cat wanted a abite.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2867-1.jpg
And i just finished up with a quart of skim milk. :D

You should sell those.

You might end up like the guy who invented funnel cake. :D

You should sell those.

You might end up like the guy who invented funnel cake. :D
+1

An ebay cash cow, for sure. ;)

+1

An ebay cash cow, for sure. ;)

First he needs to come up with a name for them.

Waffle Piles?

You could make it all 1337: \/\/@FF13 PY13Z!!!1

First he needs to come up with a name for them.

Waffle Piles?

You could make it all 1337: \/\/@FF13 PY13Z!!!1
Another name for a bad waffle....how about Kerry Kakes?

First he needs to come up with a name for them.

Waffle Piles?

You could make it all 1337: \/\/@FF13 PY13Z!!!1

Lol, that is 1337.

Dunno what to tell you EJ other than you got p0wn3d by the VV@FF13Z0R

What recipe did you use?

Next time im using bisquick.
I used what was on the back of the buckwhat mix thing. I think it:
1 egg
tablespoon: honey and canola oil
one cup of: buckwheat and milk, and that's it.

Another name for a bad waffle....how about Kerry Kakes?

:D

Winner.

Now we need a package.

Anyone pwn at Photoshop?

Next time im using bisquick.

Bisquick?

That's like, the AWP of baking stuff.

You might as well buy a box of Eggo's and camp if you're going to use Bisquick.

Next time im using bisquick.
I used what was on the back of the buckwhat mix thing. I think it:
1 egg
tablespoon: honey and canola oil
one cup of: buckwheat and milk, and that's it.

Hmm, weird. Maybe some baking powder would help (about a tsp)

The batter was pretty liquidy though. Ill try that baking powder next time:D.

The batter was pretty liquidy though. Ill try that baking powder next time:D.

and maybe slightly less milk or more flour.

Make sure you use a good nonstick spray, preferably butter flavored, that'll help too!

- skip waffles and make a good no-fail (works every time) coffee cake:

1 1/2 C flour
6 TBLS sugar
1 1/2 TSP baking powder
1/4 TSP salt
1/3 C shortening
ground cinnamon
handful sliced almonds
1 egg
1/2 TSP vanilla
1/2 C milk
1/2 C brown sugar
3 TBLS butter

- preheat oven to 425F

1. mix flour, sugar, salt, baking powder (i also add a TSP of cinnamon)
2. cut in shortening, mix until shortening is pea-sized
3. add almonds (or pecans)
4. whisk egg, milk, and vanilla
5. add egg, milk, vanilla to flour, etc., then stir
6. microwave butter, brown sugar and cinnamon (i use at least a TBLSP) for a minute, stir
7. place flour, egg mixture in 9" round pan
8. drizzle butter, brown sugar, cinnamon onto and/or through mixture in pan
9. bake 20 min or until toothpick is dry when inserted

- let cool, then enjoy!

use a waffle mix. it's different from pancake mix, but don't ask me how. if my kid can master it, you, too, certainly can!

Bisquick?

That's like, the AWP of baking stuff.

You might as well buy a box of Eggo's and camp if you're going to use Bisquick.
***cough*** BULLSH!T***cough***

I make some wicked good pancakes using Bisquick... and some other ingredients :D
Their recipe Biscuits are pretty damb good too. It's all in the skilz.

So just hush you mouf wen joo be dissin' on da Bizquic, jahea?

***cough*** BULLSH!T***cough***

I make some wicked good pancakes using Bisquick... and some other ingredients :D
Their recipe Biscuits are pretty damb good too. It's all in the skilz.

So just hush you mouf wen joo be dissin' on da Bizquic, jahea?

If you had skills j00 wouldn't need "da Bizquic." :p

Oh trust me sweet cheeks, I don't 'need' Bisquick. I can whoop-azz from scratch wit the best of them, any day all day long. It's called working smarter, not harder. :p

Now that I've given you my culinary secrets, I'm afraid I'll have to take you out back and kill you. :D

The best pancakes is when the inside is still hot liquidy batter!

The best pancakes is when the inside is still hot liquidy batter!

Just get some fresh jelly donuts. :p

Make sure you use a good nonstick spray, preferably butter flavored, that'll help too!

This is what I was going to suggest too.

Bisquick is awesome. You can make so much stuff with it. Muffins, Biscuits, Waffles, Pancakes, etc... I won't eat homemade pancakes unless they're made with Bisquick.

You gotta try mine! :)

You gotta try mine! :)

Ok. Pancake Party at Stacey's!!! :D

Blue Monkeys anyone?

Well the problem was that the inside wouldnt get hot and be sturdy. The outside hardened pretty nicely.

Dude! you gotta lube the iron!

Looks like you let it cook too long. Plus you should use non stick spray.

Well the problem was that the inside wouldnt get hot and be sturdy. The outside hardened pretty nicely.
Turn the heat down

I mean I followed the directions and all, and when I try and pick it out of the waffle maker it breaks apart.:mad: I ended up with a pile of crumbly waffles.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2865.jpg
Looks delicious huh:) :
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2863.jpg
And this is buckwheat and not your bisquick, heh.
I chug on some sugar free syrup and im ready to go
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2866.jpg
It tasted really good though. Even the cat wanted a abite.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2867-1.jpg
And i just finished up with a quart of skim milk. :D

Sorry about that, i just throw it in a toaster oven and i eat it. Nice and simple.

Turn the heat down
The heat thing was in the medium though.

The heat thing was in the medium though. Ok, I'll type slow, so you understand it... T u r n-t h e-h e a t-d o w n . :)

=p

Ok, I'll type slow, so you understand it... T u r n-t h e-h e a t-d o w n . :)
:lol:

Non-stick spray.
Add a little oil to the batter.
Fry some bacon on the griddle prior to dumping in the waffles....then bake that bacon right into the middle of those bad boys. Heart stoppers for sure, but mmmm,mmmmmmm good.

I gotta suspect that this appliance came with instructions... be a REAL man & try reading them?

Then he wouldn't be a real man, ap!!:lol:

I gotta suspect that this appliance came with instructions... be a REAL man & try reading them?
Real men don't read instructions. We figure it out on our own and ruin everything. Geeze ap, I would think with your sons you'd understand that :D

humph!! I read the directions for the man & man-boys in my house! Whatever woman gave him that device is obviously at fault! These things usually have a little light that either comes on or goes off when the darn thing is ready, anyway. This guy's an idiot, PLUS he's using corn syrup on his waffle disasters. Anybody who is going to bother making waffles (or pancakes or french toast) knows that that suff is no good for you! Pay the extra $$ and get real maple syrup, or don't bother at all!!!!

humph!! I read the directions for the man & man-boys in my house! Whatever woman gave him that device is obviously at fault! These things usually have a little light that either comes on or goes off when the darn thing is ready, anyway. This guy's an idiot, PLUS he's using corn syrup on his waffle disasters. Anybody who is going to bother making waffles (or pancakes or french toast) knows that that suff is no good for you! Pay the extra $$ and get real maple syrup, or don't bother at all!!!!
Thanks for that example of a woman's wrath.

I'm going to go cry now. :(

*whimpers*

I may now have to make waffles tomorrow. With genuine Vermont Maple syrup from ovah da bordah

this is why god invented Eggo....

:eek: Ramen Waffles!

Haha.

Real maple syrup is chock full of the same immunilogical stuff that a baby gets from mothers milk - the ONLY thing in nature that has this stuff. It's good for you, even on eggos.

I buy the stuff now, having had up past here with making it - the whole house would be damp & mapley smelling for weeks - and I figure it's worth paying for.

It tasted really good though. Even the cat wanted a abite.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/viperfx10/IMG_2867-1.jpg


You clearly know nothing about cats. That cat is mocking you and your waffle blunders.

Real maple syrup is chock full of the same immunilogical stuff that a baby gets from mothers milk - the ONLY thing in nature that has this stuff. It's good for you, even on eggos.

I buy the stuff now, having had up past here with making it - the whole house would be damp & mapley smelling for weeks - and I figure it's worth paying for.

I'm glad someone else pointed out the syrup faux pas! I grew up with the fake stuff, but now I'm a syrup snob! It has to be real maple syrup... or nothing!

I've never seen anything regarding the comparison to breastmilk... do you have any links I could read?

I'm glad someone else pointed out the syrup faux pas! I grew up with the fake stuff, but now I'm a syrup snob! It has to be real maple syrup... or nothing!

I've never seen anything regarding the comparison to breastmilk... do you have any links I could read?
I sense a hijack coming on. :rolleyes: <a new member of NTWC in the making>

I sense a hijack coming on. :rolleyes: <a new member of NTWC in the making>

Nah... no hijack.

I make my waffles from scratch. Never had one stick so I can't help the OP. But I do always use REAL maple syrup on them!

Now that I've given you my culinary secrets, I'm afraid I'll have to take you out back and kill you. :D

Mmmm...banana tugger pancakes..

EDIT: Oh, yeah, +1 for Stacey and Siu. Turn the frikkin heat down and lube the frikkin iron.

You clearly know nothing about cats. That cat is mocking you and your waffle blunders.
I think he's thinking, damn, how did he make such awesome looking and smelling waffles.