Jokes & Humor - A biologist, a physiscist, & a mathematician

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting in a street café watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person. “They have multiplied,” said the biologist. “Oh no, an error in measurement,” the physicist sighed. “If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again,” the mathematician concluded."

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting in a street café watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person. “They have multiplied,” said the biologist. “Oh no, an error in measurement,” the physicist sighed. “If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again,” the mathematician concluded."


That's funny!

Best joke I've heard lately:

One snowman says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"

Reminds me of my favorite statistician joke:

Three statisticians go duck hunting. A drake flys overhead and the first statistician jumps up, "BLAM!" He fires but misses five yards to the left.

The second statistician jumps up, "BLAM" but he misses five feet to the right.

The third statistician jumps up and cries out, "We got it."

Three statisticians go duck hunting. A drake flys overhead and the first statistician jumps up, "BLAM!" He fires but misses five yards to the left.

The second statistician jumps up, "BLAM" but he misses five feet to the right.

The third statistician jumps up and cries out, "We got it."
That same day there were a group of physicians hunting in the next blind over. They were a little worried, because the only birds that were in season were ducks, and they didn't want to get fined for shooting the wrong bird.

So a bird comes winging overhead, and the internist raises her gun and takes aim...but then she lowers the gun again. "I'm not sure that was a duck," she tells her colleagues. "Are there any more tests we can run?"

Another bird passes overhead, and the psychologist takes aim...but he lowers his gun too. "I'm sure that was a duck," he explains. "But is the duck sure that it's a duck?"

By this time, the surgeon is running out of patience. So the next time he sees a bird overhead, he blasts it out of the sky immediately, then orders the pathologist: "Go see if that was a duck."