Fifty Plus (50+) - Annual Fee For Illegals

ANNUAL FEE FOR ILLEGALS

It is time to collect the annual "ILLEGALS" fee for those participating in the 50+ forum who are not 50+. Please forward the $25 user fee for an "ILLEGALS" license for another year of participation. PM me for the address to which to send the cash (no checks allowed).

Upon receipt a license will be emailed directly to you.

Thank you.

Also, anyone interested in paying a "transfer fee" to receive a huge sum of money being held hostage by my Nigerian Bank - please contact me.

You must have way too much time on your hands after the holidays.........or is everyday now a holiday for you????

The illegals understandably simply want to hang out with us grownups.

I figure if you average my hair with my body, I am old enough...

You must have way too much time on your hands after the holidays.........or is everyday now a holiday for you????

It's the never-ending snow banks and icy roads! But, the trail is plowed - it is just they haven't plowed the connector trails yet, so if I wanted to ride I would have to carry my bike through about 1/2 mile of 2 feet deep snow first.

And, my whole life is just one big holiday!:D

(More snow Friday. - Standby for more strange messages.)

Lol.

Also, anyone interested in paying a "transfer fee" to receive a huge sum of money being held hostage by my Nigerian Bank - please contact me.
Sorry, I only pay transfer fees if your father was the former ruler of Zabunda, your family had all its assets seized by the current cruel government:mad: and your beautiful step sister is being held hostage in some remote, rival village:eek: .




And my form of currency is used bicycle chains.

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As soon as I get my deposit back from that nice FBI man, who needed it for a sting operation, I'll help you out with your Nigerian situation.

Sorry, I only pay transfer fees if your father was the former ruler of Zabunda, your family had all its assets seized by the current cruel government:mad: and your beautiful step sister is being held hostage in some remote, rival village:eek: .



How did you know?

Please send the money.

Only 14.3 more months of this abuse! Sheesh Denver, did I not prepare two bikes for you and Ms. Fox when you made your pilgrimage to New England? Is that not enough homage? I know, I know--- What if I send you my next "Dump Find" bike? It might even have studded tires on it for you to ride on all that snow pack in Colorado.

Denver, with the title you chose you almost got this thread moved to P&R. Good thing this illegal can read further than that.

The big font helped, too. :)

--J

Only 14.3 more months of this abuse! Sheesh Denver, did I not prepare two bikes for you and Ms. Fox when you made your pilgrimage to New England? Is that not enough homage? I know, I know--- What if I send you my next "Dump Find" bike? It might even have studded tires on it for you to ride on all that snow pack in Colorado.

You are a very nice "ILLEGAL," but an ILLEGAL, nonetheless! :D

Ever hear of Jack Abramoff? He is in jail because he accepted personal favors to change(buy) his actions!

Only 14.3 more months of this abuse! ...

I nominate Bob as an honorary grown-up. :) Mary Ann "Bicycling Bishop" Swenson and her hubby are approaching 60, so we can average your age against theirs.

We need a more exclusive group; may I propose the "Century Club," for which rider and oldest fully operational bike in stable have a 3-digit combined age?

Can we transfer the fee to those of us who post here who are over 60???

I nominate Bob as an honorary grown-up. :) Mary Ann "Bicycling Bishop" Swenson and her hubby are approaching 60, so we can average your age against theirs.

We need a more exclusive group; may I propose the "Century Club," for which rider and oldest fully operational bike in stable have a 3-digit combined age?

And that exclusive group would be you?

There will be a franchise fee involved.

I nominate Bob as an honorary grown-up. :) Mary Ann "Bicycling Bishop" Swenson and her hubby are approaching 60, so we can average your age against theirs.

We need a more exclusive group; may I propose the "Century Club," for which rider and oldest fully operational bike in stable have a 3-digit combined age?
Thank you John, but I am so far from being a "Bishop" I'm certain she would not want to be associated with me!
If it has to be "operational" I guess the '50s Hercules won't count for a while. But how about this math?
45 Y.O. Continental
41 Y.O. Collegiate
41 Y.O. Paramount
36 Y.O. Varsity
27 Y.O. Traveler
49 Y.O. OCP (Occassional Cycling Pastor)
239 Combined Vintage Years
Does this make me "vintage" enough to post for the next 14 months?

What constitutes illegal? I mostly lurked in 50+ (I did post twice) before I turned 50, but it was in the year that I turned 50. Does that make me subject to the $25 fee?

Speedo

Denver, with the title you chose you almost got this thread moved to P&R. Good thing this illegal can read further than that.

The big font helped, too. :)

--J

My vote goes to have this thread moved to the poseur road forum. :) It would fit right in.

How about 50 minus 40 days?

I would at least like a pro-rated fee!

If not, I will just have to ignore your request for 40 more days. :D

ANNUAL FEE FOR ILLEGALS

It is time to collect the annual "ILLEGALS" fee for those participating in the 50+ forum who are not 50+. [/I]

Seems like the word Juveniles would be more appropriate than Illegals.

(More snow Friday. - Standby for more strange messages.)

I still remember the Waterton Canyon Thread, that caught a lot of us(yeah me too).

I still remember the Waterton Canyon Thread, that caught a lot of us(yeah me too).

Your memory is far better than mine! I don't remember it at all, except that I occasionally ride in Waterton Canyon.

It wouldn't exactly be punishment for me to be called a youngster...

Your memory is far better than mine! I don't remember it at all, except that I occasionally ride in Waterton Canyon.

Does this refresh your memory!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=30278&highlight=Waterton+Canyon

Does this refresh your memory!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=30278&highlight=Waterton+Canyon

OH YEAH!

Nude Bikers in Waterton Canyon - PICTURES (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=30278&highlight=Waterton+Canyon)