General Cycling Discussion - Man cycling naked !! sue's police.

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Crazy Cyclist
04-26-03, 09:59 AM
A Seattle man has sued the police for the right of local revelers to celebrate the arrival of spring naked and on bicycles. In Seattle rain soaked citizens celebrate the return of sunshine with an annual summer solstice parade featuring traditions like samba dancers, floats, and nude bicyclists. Police say they may crack down on this biking trend. The police say a Washington state law defines nudity as indecent only if it is likely to cause reasonable affront or harm. I hope I can see some nude female cyclist's in Winipeg today:)
oxologic
04-26-03, 10:05 AM
Haha, you most probably won't get that here in Singapore, it'll definitely be illegal.
Gojohnnygo.
04-26-03, 12:12 PM
This guy must be related to Atroll.:D
A.troll
04-26-03, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Gojohnnygo.
This guy must be related to Atroll.:D
Yippeeeeeee!! Sounds like my kinda crowd!!
:D
MediaCreations
04-26-03, 07:34 PM
I can't help thinking that it'd be soooo uncomfortable.
Chris L
04-26-03, 11:16 PM
Not to mention unflattering if it's cold.
MediaCreations
04-26-03, 11:40 PM
It's just shrinkage!!:D
Middi-zon
04-26-03, 11:57 PM
Classic Scene from Seinfeld :D
George Castanza - "She saw me naked!"
Jerry Seinfeld - "Was there shrinkage?"
George Castanza - "Significant shrinkage!"
Jerry Seinfeld - "Do women know about shrinkage?"
George Castanza - "How should I know?"
Jerry and George - "Elaine!"
George Castanza - "Do women know about shrinkage?"
Elaine Benis - "Like in laundry?"
Jerry Seinfeld - "Like when a man...is in cold water..."
Elaine Benis - "It shrinks?"
George Castanza - "AHHH"
Jerry Seinfeld - "Like a frightened turtle."
Elaine Benis - "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
-Middi-zon
MediaCreations
04-26-03, 11:59 PM
That's the scene I so ineptly tried to refer to. Thanks for the full version.:)
nikLucas
04-27-03, 04:45 AM
are u sure he got arrested cuz he was naked? maybe he wasnt wearing a helmet?:D
later
greywolf
04-27-03, 04:54 AM
Jewish ???
greg360
04-27-03, 10:59 PM
He was on his way to work as a cast member in The Full Monte, no?
Originally posted by Crazy Cyclist
A Seattle man has sued the police for the right of local revelers to celebrate the arrival of spring naked and on bicycles.
Police say they may crack down on this biking trend.
Is that not what the cyclist had? :D
Bikedud
04-28-03, 12:07 PM
I wonder if he had one of those seats with a cutout in the middle?
That's scary.
The Seinfeld quote is a little more funny than that :D
George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...
Jerry: But...
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete
misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren't like us.
George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about
everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think
women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Middi-zon
04-28-03, 08:42 PM
Spire, was that from off the top of your head, or did you research it? I did get the jist of the scene down, I haven't seen the episode in a while. ;)
-Middi-zon
UncaStuart
04-28-03, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by chewa
Is that not what the cyclist had? :D
Heh. Good one! :D
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