Foo - Happy Full Wolf Moon

May the pack of wolves baying at the outskirts of your village take your lives relatively painlessly and quick.

:beer:

Thanks!

Cheers!

My cat tried to kill himself last night before the wolves could get him.

I thought your cat can melt faces. What does he have to worry about?

He just likes to do stuff to give me heart attacks. He'll probably join the wolf forces when they attack.

I forgot to tell you. I like your asterisk.

That's a wonderful New Year wish Explody Pup....Thank you.

I forgot to tell you. I like your asterisk.
Oh man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that I'd buy you a Mars Bar. And maybe a pack of doublemint for myself if I had enough change left over.

That's a wonderful New Year wish Explody Pup....Thank you.
You're very welcome, KingTermite. I resolved this year to be more compassionate and considerate of the needs of others and I figured where better to start than with a blood thirsty wolf pack.

You've very welcome, KingTermite. I resolved this year to be more compassionate and considerate of the needs of others and I figured where better to start than with a blood thirsty wolf pack.

Ha! That reminds me...remember when we mugged those nuns and had to hide in those trash barrels? That's compassion, my friend.

Ha! That reminds me...remember when we mugged those nuns and had to hide in those trash barrels? That's compassion, my friend.
They were askin' for it. When I drunkenly yell "show us your tits!" (can we say tits here, by the way?) you does what I tells you to does! Stupid nuns... stupid hot, hot nuns...

Uh-Oh....get ready, they are about to lunge.

http://www.johannschaefer.de/images/wolfpack.jpg

They were askin' for it. When I drunkenly yell "show us your tits!" (can we say tits here, by the way?) you does what I tells you to does! Stupid nuns... stupid hot, hot nuns...

Stop lying. You weren't drunk.

Stop lying. You weren't drunk.
Yes he was....but they wasn't nuns. Nuns don't live on an arctic ice shelf. Duh!

Stop lying. You weren't drunk.
Well then what's your excuse?

I fixed your picture, KT:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2478/wolfpackna9.jpg

I fixed your picture, KT:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2478/wolfpackna9.jpg

I can't breathe, I can't breathe...

Is that a freakin' LASER on that wolf's head?

Whats a wolf moon? Last night at my house it was so bright out at 11:00 I could find a dropped pin in the grass. I should have gone for a bike ride. Hmmm maybe I will tonight. Who's up for a night time ride?

Is that a freakin' LASER on that wolf's head?
They have learned to adapt in the modern world. You don't really think they fought their way back from the brink of extinction by our intervention, do you?

Whats a wolf moon?
First full moon of the New Year (http://www.space.com/spacewatch/060113_moon_names.html).

They have learned to adapt in the modern world. You don't really think they fought their way back from the brink of extinction by our intervention, do you?


No, just your intervention.

By the way, where DO you get your arms from these days?

No, just your intervention.
Well, okay. Someone had to implant their "enhancements" since they lack surgical knowledge and, you know... thumbs.


By the way, where DO you get your arms from these days?
What, do you think my moon base is just a resort?

Well, okay. Someone had to implant their "enhancements" since they lack surgical knowledge and, you know... thumbs.


What, do you think my moon base is just a resort?

You mean it's NOT all just wet bars, froo-froo drinks and decorative umbrellas?

I feel scammed. I mean, I know it's a moon base and all...but I thought 2 million seemed a tad steep for a room with a crater view.

You mean it's NOT all just wet bars, froo-froo drinks and decorative umbrellas?

I feel scammed. I mean, I know it's a moon base and all...but I thought 2 million seemed a tad steep for a room with a crater view.
Truth is, that was an evaluation period. The "resort" is a front I use to look for new recruits for my harem/assasin squad/general workforce. Didn't it seem odd to you that it was all women? You could have been my right-hand woman, by the way, if it weren't for that pesky independent thought...

Independent thoughts? What independent thoughts? I'm a sheep, damnit, a sheep!

Mold me!

Independent thoughts? What independent thoughts? I'm a sheep, damnit, a sheep!

Mold me!
Nice try. We ran a very in-depth evaluation. There was a 99.5% chance you'd kill me at your first opportunity and take control of my Empire.

Nice try. We ran a very in-depth evaluation. There was a 99.5% chance you'd kill me at your first opportunity and take control of my Empire.

I thought you were a bettin' man. I'd say .5% is a pretty good chance. Hell, I'll even let you muzzle me.

Well, okay. Someone had to implant their "enhancements" since they lack surgical knowledge and, you know... thumbs.


What, do you think my moon base is just a resort?
What about your secret merkin research facility?

By the way, the wolves made it by my place. Ryan beat on them with his Home Depot branded plastic tool set and then Wade kicked their stunned arses in a game of Lego Star Wars on PS2. Those wolves suck at PS, but they did put on an awesome laser light show and did their imitation of an interpretive dance by Mumenshanz.

I thought you were a bettin' man. I'd say .5% is a pretty good chance. Hell, I'll even let you muzzle me.
Actually that other 0.5% was that you'd turn into a purple cactus that squirted champagne. We're still working on that one. *shrug*

What about your secret merkin research facility?
Well it's not a secret anymore, butthole.


By the way, the wolves made it by my place. Ryan beat on them with his Home Depot branded plastic tool set and then Wade kicked their stunned arses in a game of Lego Star Wars on PS2. Those wolves such at PS, but they did put on an awesome laser light show and did their imitation of an interpretive dance by Mumenshanz.
Well, yeah, as bad a rap as the wolves get, they do know how to party.

I like the purple cacuts champagne ( shom pag nah ) squirting Eboo idea. If you get it perfected, will you rent it/her out for parties? Would have liked some shom pag nah during the lupine mumenshanz last night.

I like the purple cacuts champagne ( shom pag nah ) squirting Eboo idea. If you get it perfected, will you rent it/her out for parties? Would have liked some shom pag nah during the lupine mumenshanz last night.
She'd still be a murderous purple campagne-squirting cactus that would be hell-bent on taking control of my Empire. So, no, sorry.

She'd still be a murderous purple campagne-squirting cactus that would be hell-bent on taking control of my Empire. So, no, sorry.

Will you at the very least stick a fancy umbrella in me and leave me out for decorative purposes?

Will you at the very least stick a fancy umbrella in me and leave me out for decorative purposes?
I see through your cunning plan, you assassin!

Independent thoughts? What independent thoughts? I'm a sheep, damnit, a sheep!

Mold me!
I figgered you more for the ethereal, ephemeral, non moldable, ghostly type. Seems like Ebaa would be more sheepish.

Will you at the very least stick a fancy umbrella in me and leave me out for decorative purposes?
What, so that everyone at the party could come under your umbrella of influence? No way sister, no way!!! Unless of course it was a really unique and festive canopy design.