Rides and Races - The Dude Abides - March 3rd Boston Messenger Event

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On March 3rd you will be the not big Jeffrey Lebowski, the Dude. Because man, that rug really tied the room together. And you need it back.

Start @ 6:00pm, location TBA. 10 bones, clams, or whatever you call them.

The registration will be open starting at 12pm, and will be at Kings Bowling, 10 Scotia St. Afterparty to follow w/ GoldsprintsNYC providing some entertainment. Free caucasians for those who come in costume (while supplies last).

This will be a race about going fast and quick on the fly route planning. For those of you that have done my races before, you know I throw a lot of curve balls. Quick on-the fly route planning and decision making required. First Dude over the line wins. You are not going to get checkpoints in advance, so don't ask.

Prizes keep coming in, it should be a good haul for the winners!

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Team Gigantic will train for this by getting drunk. Like usual.

At least drink a few white russians to get in the spirit.

NYCBikes signed on with a track frame/fork for somebody who wins something.

Team Gigantic will train for this by getting drunk. Like usual.

team training was pretty good yesterday. you missed out.

Sounds good... Hope for some decent 50 degree weather to keep me cool.

Chrome Bags signed on as another sponsor!

Chrome Bags signed on as another sponsor!

Ok, so all i need now is everyone to get a surprise coronary heart failure to get all the prizes! Woo hoo!

The preferred nomenclature is "caucasian" and if you dont use s'many cuss words, Gary is all to happy to make you one.

i'm hoping to do this; though it will probably be my first race unless something else comes up before it or if i decide to go down to nyc for MT. eitherway i predict getting my ass handed to me.
and i might be obligated to ride in this solely because the big lebowski is probably my favorite comedy of all time.

Ok, so all i need now is everyone to get a surprise coronary heart failure to get all the prizes! Woo hoo!

DFL! it's the route to prizes for us slow, old guys.

DFL! it's the route to prizes for us slow, old guys.


I make no promises about people working checkpoints long enough for you slowpokes to get your DFL.

DFL! it's the route to prizes for us slow, old guys.
haha. Remember that time when we got tickets during the 666 race?

yeah, who got the two tickets and a flat[or vice versa] at the 666 race? I saw that in the results. Hopefully the DFL doesn't involve a tattoo and no checkpoints involve pissing on a rug. I have a hard enough time pissing for drug tests with the door closed.

The DFL at my last race was supposed to get a free tattoo, but he disappeared before I could award it to him.

I raced in the zelda race and I ran into adam from darkwave[gave me this buddy mike name] at the middle east after and he asked who got DFL and if they got carried off by 2 big guys, but apparently that never happened.

looks like i'll be missing this race for.... another bike race. sweet?

I am currently working on a recipe for vegan white russians. Stay tuned. (Or maybe I'll just need to break veg for this.)

I thought you guys were xtrue till deathx....

kate's in the LES has vegan white russians. been meaning to try one.

i think i'll come up for this.

I think a soy creamer caucasian would be tolerable. What other race is this day?

I'm in. Somone get drunk with me.

yeah, who got the two tickets and a flat[or vice versa] at the 666 race? I saw that in the results. Hopefully the DFL doesn't involve a tattoo and no checkpoints involve pissing on a rug. I have a hard enough time pissing for drug tests with the door closed.

um- that was me. Did i note that i had to fend off a wana-be helpfull but falling down drunk guy why i was changing that flat?

I was prying the bit of glass out of the tire, and this guy pulls out this huge knife, and makes to give it to me. I was "no sir- this little blade on the multitool is just fine, thankyouverymuch."

Onegear clothing (http://www.onegearclothing.com) just signed on with more free stuff for winners!

I thought you guys were xtrue till deathx....

Bwahahahahahaha! A tatoo you'll never see: "xTeamGiganticx"

Harlot Wear (http://www.harlotwear.com) as well!

I think a soy creamer caucasian would be tolerable. What other race is this day?

Also true to the movie: In the scene at Maude's apartment with the giggling art creep, doesn't The Dude put non-dairy creamer into his caucasian?

Also true to the movie: In the scene at Maude's apartment with the giggling art creep, doesn't The Dude put non-dairy creamer into his caucasian?

This is correct. I wouldn't recommend this though.

I am there. I would freaking love to dress up as the Jesus. 8-year olds, dude.

Also true to the movie: In the scene at Maude's apartment with the giggling art creep, doesn't The Dude put non-dairy creamer into his caucasian?

you mean Nox Harrington, the video artist?

alright, so if I get this job I just applied for I might have the money to do this... and if I have the money to fly over I will.

I just went full-time at my job and required to work saturdays. Hello paid time off.

a bunch of folks are going to come up in the kingdom veggie fuel bus for this!!!

Crumpler hooked it up! Everyone is gonna get prizes and this rate!

damn kid. great job so far... though i have a feeling you're holding back on us... come on, what's the big seceret prize?

damn kid. great job so far... though i have a feeling you're holding back on us... come on, what's the big seceret prize?

No secret prizes.

Top dogs are gonna be psyched though!

We have a frame/forkset from NYCbikes, a custom REload bag, and tons of little schwag stuff, plus the obvious CASH that I always make a point to hand out to the winners.

It's also sounding like the GoldsprintsNYC crew will be down doing their thing at the afterparty!

jacob why is there no courier discount when registering? i propse a 100% discount for boston couriers at the very least. thanks for your time.

jacob why is there no courier discount when registering? i propse a 100% discount for boston couriers at the very least. thanks for your time.


since when do scumbags get anything for free?

hopefully a courier will win, and they'll get all the hipster's money.

i'll definitely be in town for this. if its anything like zelda was, i'll be spending the following weeks after thinking of how i could/should have planned my route better. but this time if any checkpoint gives me food, it will be checked thoroughly for hot sauce.

Kryptonite (http://www.kryptonitelock.com) just sent me a bunch of stuff. All for you!

Glad you liked the package! Sounds like it's coming together nicely! Have fun.
Donna
Kryptonite

you mean Nox Harrington, the video artist?

You win!

since when do scumbags get anything for free?

hopefully a courier will win, and they'll get all the hipster's money.
i hope that a guy wearing girl pants wins on a completely stock chrome pista

i hope that a guy wearing girl pants wins on a completely stock chrome pista

Unfortunately, I will be out of town that weekend.

i hope that a guy wearing girl pants wins on a completely stock chrome pista

I hope a CAT1 roadie with full lycra for Jelly Belly jellybeans and 8 different waterbottles bolted to a 7k carbon fiber triathalon/time trial bike wins.

since when do scumbags get anything for free?

hopefully a courier will win, and they'll get all the hipster's money.

since in many cases both groups are synonomous i have serious doubts ;) hehehe. anyways the whole point of big alleycats is that half the field will dropout, to the winner the spoils go.

Any folks out there not racing and want to chip in? We need lots of checkpoint workers!

Email me please!

jacob @ jacobsbicycles.com

Any folks out there not racing and want to chip in? We need lots of checkpoint workers!

Email me please!

jacob @ jacobsbicycles.com

any prizes for checkpoint workin? :D

any prizes for checkpoint workin? :D
street cred.

I might be interesting in doing a checkpoint. I'll get back to you.

i've got some new york crew coming up for this with me. good god is this race gonna rule. jacob, thanks in advance for putting this on. i'm taking it more seriously than monster track.