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01-09-07, 10:04 PM
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.
Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the manoffered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out inSouth Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap
out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.
Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the manoffered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out inSouth Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap
out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."