Foo - Funny "one-liners" another Fooster said

Okay everyone. We have all spent many times on here just busting up at things other Foosters have said, either in a thread or otherwise. Quote your favorites and who said them. Please keep these to one liners and not whole paragraphs. :D


My first one:

"This healthy crap is crap." - Jon :lol:

Okay everyone. We have all spent many times on here just busting up at things other Foosters have said, either in a thread or otherwise. Quote your favorites and who said them. Please keep these to one liners and not whole paragraphs. :D


My first one:

"This healthy crap is crap." - Jon :lol:

I don't remember much so i can't contribute to this:( .

Okay everyone. We have all spent many times on here just busting up at things other Foosters have said, either in a thread or otherwise. Quote your favorites and who said them. Please keep these to one liners and not whole paragraphs. :D


My first one:

"This healthy crap is crap." - Jon :lol:
:lol:

Off the top of my head that one that bdg said to me always cracked a smile on my face.

"That calls for punishment and I'm afraid spanking isn't going to be applied here."

:lol:

Off the top of my head that one that bdg said to me always cracked a smile on my face.

"That calls for punishment and I'm afraid spanking isn't going to be applied here."
:lol: I have to think of one, Im sure there are many but I cant think right now!!

"If I was there, I'd staple his nutsack to his principal's desk." - Michigander:roflmao:

Man I can't think of any.

There are a few really good ones from siu, jsharr, mich, and a few others that I broke into laughter from.

I did however use my sig quote as a pickup line towards karen in a pm. :D Aren't I romantic?

~Auf der strasse nach nirgendwo~Serendipper

This was recent. On the topic of the new iPhone, the guy that said he was waiting for the shuffle iPhone, it randomly makes phone calls. :D

I'm afraid anything that's not recent leaves my memory quickly. I must need to smoke some pot to make some more brain cells grow. (another current topic about a scientific study)

Man I can't think of any.

There are a few really good ones from siu, jsharr, mich, and a few others that I broke into laughter from.

I did however use my sig quote as a pickup line towards karen in a pm. :D Aren't I romantic?
THAT was funny! people are going to think you are serious, ya know! are you even legal????you're going to get ME in trouble!:lol:

Just thought of another one. KT was talking about his dog Solomon being in pain and going to the vet, Taerom immediately replied, "can I have the pain killers?" In the flow of the thread that was very, very funny to me.

THAT was funny! people are going to think you are serious, ya know! are you even legal????you're going to get ME in trouble!:lol:
I'm already in trouble. Punish me, please. PLEASE.

This was recent. On the topic of the new iPhone, the guy that said he was waiting for the shuffle iPhone, it randomly makes phone calls. :D

I'm afraid anything that's not recent leaves my memory quickly. I must need to smoke some pot to make some more brain cells grow. (another current topic about a scientific study)

Good stuff right there;) .

Serendipper responding to the young kid that didn't know what rights he had with a learner's permit. The kid could hardly write or spell, let alone write grammatically correct:

Situation critical. I need a translator--STAT. :p

Hey, I feel kinda stupid here. Anybody else gonna contribute? :o

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"...So I called in an air strike of pimp slaps..." - Catatonic, in reference to something stupid that a room mate had done.

"...So I called in an air strike of pimp slaps..." - Catatonic, in reference to something stupid that a room mate had done.

What's a "pimp slap"? Is it something I want, or something I need?

What's a "pimp slap"? Is it something I want, or something I need?

Steve, you neither want nor need either a pimp or a slap.

explody pup cracks me up. Jsharr too. but I hear they are the same person. can't quote any specific lines though.

explody pup cracks me up. Jsharr too. but I hear they are the same person. can't quote any specific lines though.

Most certainly not the same person. But fear the day they both are in the same room together.

I've been around long enough to remember some of MERTON's great lines, not well enough to quote sadly. And I still don't have "the power" to crack open any of MERTON's posts. ;)

I can't remember one-liners, so I have to use what's available:


I must need to smoke some pot to make some more brain cells grow.

It's not a one liner, but eubi posting Judy Dench to the "favorite Bond girl" thread was pretty funny.

I'm already in trouble. Punish me, please. PLEASE. - Jon

:lol:

What's a "pimp slap"? Is it something I want, or something I need?


A pimp slap is a quick backhand slap, delivered to the cheek and usually delivered with plenty of power.

Think back on any movies that had a violent pimp in it....you will probably see a pimp slap.

I just prefer using that term instead of the palm-sided b---h slap.

edit: here's the post http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?p=3305536&#post3305536

Just thought of another one. KT was talking about his dog Solomon being in pain and going to the vet, Taerom immediately replied, "can I have the pain killers?" In the flow of the thread that was very, very funny to me.

Hmmmm, it wasn't meant to be funny, it was a serious offer! :D

.....Think back on any movies that had a violent pimp in it....you will probably see a pimp slap.....

Classic, I've got the picture clearly now.:p

Serendipper was wrong, I wouldn't mind one on the buttocks by some babalishis babe...(um, did I say that aloud. It's late, no one will read it anyway)

BDG cracks me up. :)

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