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ryand
01-16-07, 05:55 AM
You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars,
today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are.
You're in love with every woman from Tyler,
you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer.
You used to be fat, I think then I liked you best,
'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts.
And i'm sorry, but this may sound weird,
but you gotta do something about the food in your beard.

Happy birthday Max,
I love you...
Even though you are ****in disgusting.

(Sung to the tune of Atom and His Package - "Happy Birthday Ralph")


HelluvaStella
01-16-07, 07:08 AM
Well now, Max love seems to be the order of the morning. I've got no rhymes, but I will say that Max is a great guy who can ride like a mofo. It sorta bothers me that his bike creaks with every pedal rotation, but I know he'll work it out. For his birthday present, I considered giving him my presta valve nut collection. What to do with all of them? Maybe I'll give him cheese instead.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX! See you at Grace.

chip thunder
01-16-07, 07:30 AM
What time are we going to Grace?


babychris
01-16-07, 11:32 AM
happy birthday max.

AfterThisNap
01-16-07, 11:44 AM
"What do you do when you weigh fifteen-hundred pounds?"

Rikardi151
01-16-07, 11:46 AM
happy birthday to the man with the maximum possible amount of knee

ryand
01-16-07, 12:33 PM
"What do you do when you weigh fifteen-hundred pounds?"
You play goalie.

Aeroplane
01-16-07, 12:52 PM
You play goalie.
You can try the wristshot, slapshot, there's no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude.

maxknee
01-16-07, 10:54 PM
Oh You Guys I Am Blushing Or Am I Drunkst?>

babychris
01-17-07, 02:10 AM
youre drunk.

babychris
01-17-07, 02:11 AM
very drunk.

chip thunder
01-17-07, 05:44 AM
Lick my booty like a lollipop!

maxknee
01-17-07, 06:21 AM
Lick my booty like a lollipop!
its bootyhole