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01-16-07, 09:50 PM
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?"
The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good
fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K.,
then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's
your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative
in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars."
"O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your
third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good
fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K.,
then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's
your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative
in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars."
"O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your
third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."