Foo - Men, how do you pee?

OK....this one is about as weird as it gets...even for foo.

But one thing I've noticed over the years at work is that when I go in the public restroom, every guy EVER that I've "stood" next too seems to aim to hit the water so it has that loud splashy sound of the urine flow into the water.

I've always gone the route of hitting the wall, whether standup urinal or regular commode because it makes less noise, has less chance of "splash back" and frankly is less rude sounding.

So men, I KNOW that all or nearly all of you do it the "LOUD" way. My question is why? Something that I've always wondered about.

keep your eyes on your own **** buddy

I had a neighbor whose mother made him and his brother get down on one knee to pee. From what I understand, the brother still does it that way yet today.

I had a neighbor whose mother made him and his brother get down on one knee to pee. From what I understand, the brother still does it that way yet today.

Can that be done?, one knee:eek: .

These days it just sorta goes wherever it wants to. :o

These days it just sorta goes wherever it wants to. :o

Very nice indeed, it has a mind of it's own i say:rolleyes:.

keep your eyes on your own **** buddy
Eyes - not a problem.

Ears....can't help what I HEAR.

Eyes - not a problem.

Ears....can't help what I HEAR.

I agree with the King:D .

Neither the wall or the water, I aim for the guy next to me's shoes. :eek:

Neither the wall or the water, I aim for the guy next to me's shoes. :eek:

Nice approach Chip:D , i try that one day.

Men, how do you pee?

With my eyes closed. J/K

I take more of the Jordan approach. You know 'off the back wall, around the trash can, hit the plunger, into the toilet....nothing but net!'

Can that be done?, one knee:eek: .
Well be looking for a report in the morning. :)

At work I just pull down my pants and run around the office spraying everything while yelling "IT WON'T STOP IT WON'T STOP!"

Then when it eventually does, I look down and go "Oh"

frankly is less rude sounding.
I think the question here is: Why you do think the sound of a urine stream hitting some water is rude?

I'm typically more focused on the splash back factor than the noise. Depends on the height and design of the urinal.

Well be looking for a report in the morning. :)

No way in hell am i trying to do that, just what i need. To smell like pee at work.

After you've peed what seems like a gallon of beer in a Wrigley Field trough, you'll not worry about this subject ever again.

Well, I have to add my 2c before this thread gets closed...

I believe this from George Carlin:

WASH DOWN, WASH DOWN, WASH DOWN!

The go after the cigarette butts at the bottom of the urinal.

Women pee, MEN piss.

I generally stand in the middle of the bathroom and spin. It usualy doesn't go over too well, but I've only been punched once in 25 years. If you do it quick people don't know how to react, then you just run.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/botto/MRE_plaque.jpg

Nice picture:beer: .

Meh. I just had such a good pee in the shower, it could have been an orgasm. Nuff' said.

Wow, Foo never ceases to amaze me. :rolleyes: In a regular style toilet, I aim for the water. I like the splashy noises! :D In a urinal, I don't aim...it just goes.

I opened this back up and I WAS the one that closed it to begin with.:) Please keep it clean. I was only trying to prevent the thread from going down hill.

We do have guidelines with the regard to respect everyone's decisions and opinions.

Your more then welcome to pm me if you have questions.

Snowy

:beer: for Snowy. A real stand up gal! (No pun intended) :lol:

I'm proud to know you.

Through my urethra. :p

keep your eyes on your own **** buddy

Isn't that a Man Law? :D

At work I just pull down my pants and run around the office spraying everything while yelling "IT WON'T STOP IT WON'T STOP!"

Then when it eventually does, I look down and go "Oh"
:roflmao: My co-workers are looking at me weird now.

I was only trying to prevent the thread from going down hill.

Snowy

You can't fight gravity Snowy. Although if the surface is porous, absorption is always possible.

I don't mind making noises of various sorts (I mean what the Hell does my bathroom neigbour think I'm doing?) but I aim for the side wall of the toilet or urinal so it won't splash back on me.

Peeing while on your knees is fine at home, for example when the bathroom curtain is down for washing, but definitely NOT in a public washroom where the floors can be sticky.

It's more fun to talk to people next to you while they are urinating. That seems to have a much more enigmatic effect.

I just avoid the troughs. Pant splash patters are hard to explain.

Through my urethra. :p


Hey me too!


But I'm not a mens so no one wants to know how I pee. :p

When you are drunk, the sound of the splash is the sound of success!

There is a urinal here at my work that if you don't splash the water you walk away with these little wet dots all over your pants....

- in a large, multi-stall facility, it always helps to start belting out a few stanzas of "Halls of Montezuma":

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the Shores of Tripoli;
We will fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
of United States Marine.

- if there are enough men around, you'll get some joining in on a refrain, and start hearing foot-stomping accompaniment from a number of stalls...

- always a good idea to have fun when doing business!

:-)

p.s. no Paruresis here!

I open my pants, it climbs out, perches itself on the edge of my fly, and proceeds to do it's thing automatically.

I'm the deluxe model, i come with automatic transmission.

Shadiya,

feel FREE to inject some estrogen into this decidedly uncomfortable thread about penis. If only for my sake.

OT, isn't Kombucha that tea with a giant mushroom on top? Eeeeewwwww....

Well...I've started using the Stadium Pal recently and I must say it sure saves me a lot of time and aggravation.

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>>> Men, how do you pee?

Whenever possible, outside. . .full moon. . .singing, "What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor".

>>> loud splashy sound. . .My question is why?

Because we CAN!!

Reminds me of that great scene from that awful movie, "Wolf". The Jack Nicholson character turns from the urinal and hoses down the David Spader character's Italian shoes. . .it goes. . .

Spader [jumping away] "What the **** are you DOING."
Nicholson [blank look] "Markin' mah territory."

Surely you can see how that'd resonate with a coyote.

There is a urinal here at my work that if you don't splash the water you walk away with these little wet dots all over your pants....

That's the splash pattern. There is no proper way to explain it to the staring onlookers. Their mind is already made up. You have to position yourself under the dryer and wait before going back out in public. It's the only way...

After a long ride I'll sit down.

I prefer to pee in the side of the porcelain hole as to not have so much residual back splash as well. I cast my preference!

Thanks snowy!

That's the splash pattern. There is no proper way to explain it to the staring onlookers. Their mind is already made up. You have to position yourself under the dryer and wait before going back out in public. It's the only way...

Exactly!!! Except we don't have a dryer....:eek: So whoever it was that thought the splashing was rude..I apologize in advance.

Walking into the restroom at work one day, saw a guy with his leg propped up against the wall, I am guessing he was pissing out the bottom of his shorts. Never heard of this guy having a bladder issue or having a catheter and collection bag, actually didn't think to ask him why!

I am right handed, but I use my left.

OK....this one is about as weird as it gets...even for foo.

But one thing I've noticed over the years at work is that when I go in the public restroom, every guy EVER that I've "stood" next too seems to aim to hit the water so it has that loud splashy sound of the urine flow into the water.

I've always gone the route of hitting the wall, whether standup urinal or regular commode because it makes less noise, has less chance of "splash back" and frankly is less rude sounding.

So men, I KNOW that all or nearly all of you do it the "LOUD" way. My question is why? Something that I've always wondered about.
I just mark territory!;)

I am right handed, but I use my left.

So do I in certain situations........:)

This thread reminds me of a story a co-worker of mine told about his time in the Air Force over in Germany.

He steps outside a nightclub and starts his business against a wall. A young punk walks up and stands next to him to do the same. The punk looks over, sees the Air Force man is 'cut' and sneers at him: "Juden." Air Force calmly turns toward punk, still in midstream, and says: "Nien.... Amerikaner." Young punk realizes he's just insulted USAF and walks away with wet trousers.

This thread reminds me of a story a co-worker of mine told about his time in the Air Force over in Germany.

He steps outside a nightclub and starts his business against a wall. A young punk walks up and stands next to him to do the same. The punk looks over, sees the Air Force man is 'cut' and sneers at him: "Juden." Air Force calmly turns toward punk, still in midstream, and says: "Nien.... Amerikaner." Young punk realizes he's just insulted USAF and walks away with wet trousers.

USAF?!?!

He coulda knifed him!