Foo - If you had to pick a job for another Fooster?

What would it be? It can be humorous if you want!

For example, Explodey Pup: Dictator of the World:eek:
Johnny Monkey: Political Commentator/Gadfly;)

and so on!:D

Tom S. - Lecturer, Professor :)

What would it be? It can be humorous if you want!

For example, Explodey Pup: Dictator of the World:eek:
Johnny Monkey: Political Commentator/Gadfly;)

and so on!:D

I would make you the Jared of BF. I think your a success story here for alot of people.:)

I would make Msheron a moderator ;)

I would make Msheron a moderator ;)
I have a feeling he would really regret being made a Mod! I modded a message board and it was not fun!:eek:

I have a feeling he would really regret being made a Mod! I modded a message board and it was not fun!:eek:
perhaps...but it seems to be what he wants for now ;)

perhaps...but it seems to be what he wants for now ;)
GIAG principle!
(Grass Is Always Greener)

I am up to any challenge but Perot said no so I am backing Banana on this one.

Minesbroken................I would make you the honary bris master with that sword you carry. Did I spell that right? If not botto will scold me.

I think Tom should also be a chef, after posting pictures of his roast! :eek:

I am up to any challenge but Perot said no so I am backing Banana on this one.

Minesbroken................I would make you the honary bris master with that sword you carry. Did I spell that right? If not botto will scold me.
:roflmao:

Serendipper - Ambassador to an exotic nation.

Shadiyah - Famous artist (in an exotic nation).

VegaVixen - Foo Princess or Lady Foo. :)

flying scotsman....scotch taster :D

Danno could be the guy on tv that usually host "the life of the rich and famous" and Portis HAS to be in research!

Minesbroken: A Miner you don't want to go underground with?:eek: ;)

Minesbroken: A Miner you don't want to go underground with?:eek: ;)

Right over my head lol

VegaVixen - Social Worker ;) (always looking out for others and caring about them)
Snowy - Tour Guide
Explody Pup - Intergalactic Warrior

Shadiyah: One of the female characters in a Conan novel!

Shadiyah: One of the female characters in a Conan novel!

Does that mean I would get to wear a loincloth and run around with a sword? :D


Tom: Greek Philosopher. :)

Does that mean I would get to wear a loincloth and run around with a sword? :D


Tom: Greek Philosopher. :)
You'd have my full permission (and I want pics!):D

Does that mean I would get to wear a loincloth and run around with a sword? :D


Tom: Greek Philosopher. :)

hands the sword over...

Michigander can be a policeman or something like that. He's already got the guns and the Crown Vic (I think)

Tom - Dean of Letters at a small Midwestern college.

USAZorro- Bikeforums USA Tour Guide And Chaperone.

Explody pup & jsharr: co-heads of the Las Vegas Visitors and Convention Bureau.

Siu Blue Wind: head of the Food and Drug Administration.

Shaddiyah; Sultaness of Brunei.

VegaVixen: President and CEO of whatever the name of the company that brews Stella Artois brewskis is.

Pheard: No job. Just put him on the dole and let him be Pheard. That's his contribution to society.

Tom Stormcrowe: Motivational speaker.

hands the sword over...

Yay! It's probably sharper than mine. Now...where do I find a loincloth? :p

BDG - Personal Trainer
Sui or Song - Owner of a Martial Arts studio

Yay! It's probably sharper than mine. Now...where do I find a loincloth? :p


*sound of things flying out of a closet* its in here somewhere...

Flippin Sweet: Director of quality control for Guinness (thats my gift to you.)

DannoXYZ - Bartender

DannoXYZ - Bartender

at the Gigolo Grill? ;)

USAZorro - International Mediator / Superhero

Oh this is too easy...Snowy, BDG, VV, Shad, SBW, Eboo and CM would be my Luuuuvvvv Slaves but would also have their own individual duties:
Snowy - legal counsel
BDG - hostess and kitchen manager
VV - in charge of all the male slaves
Shad - in charge of all the dancers
SBW - business manager
Eboo - librarian
CM - chief shopper
Pheard would be our Pool Boy
Explody Pup would be our Watch Dog
Tom, you'd be my trusted advisor in things that require sense rather than lunacy, with the Mrs as my accountant.
Jsharr would be the Court Jester
KT would run the IT Dept
Johnny Monkey my Press Secretary
Michigander my security chief
Danno would be my PR guy, photographer and party organizer
'Dipper would be my diplomatic chief
Cycle17 - you're in charge of the bikes dude!
Zorro - stealing from the rich and giving to ME!

Me? I'll kinda just hang out and loaf ;)

heh

Pheard: No job. Just put him on the dole and let him be Pheard. That's his contribution to society.

He can also be the official Foo MTB builder.

He can also be the official Foo MTB builder.

Ahhhh! In that case, I think I might become a roadie. Much less dangerous. :rolleyes:

He can also be the official Foo MTB builder.
I like the idea. I do know how to put a mtb together now, but just to warn you guys. I have no torque wrench!

I like the idea. I do know how to put a mtb together now, but just to warn you guys. I have no torque wrench!

You can use mine.

Now...where do I find a loincloth? :p

Here ya go. Make one out of this. http://shop.usps.com/images/01_costaxmas34_d.jpg :D

Oh this is too easy...Snowy, BDG, VV, Shad, SBW, Eboo and CM would be my Luuuuvvvv Slaves but would also have their own individual duties:
Snowy - legal counsel
BDG - hostess and kitchen manager
VV - in charge of all the male slaves
Shad - in charge of all the dancers
SBW - business manager
Eboo - librarian
CM - chief shopper
Pheard would be our Pool Boy
Explody Pup would be our Watch Dog
Tom, you'd be my trusted advisor in things that require sense rather than lunacy, with the Mrs as my accountant.
Jsharr would be the Court Jester
KT would run the IT Dept
Johnny Monkey my Press Secretary
Michigander my security chief
Danno would be my PR guy, photographer and party organizer
'Dipper would be my diplomatic chief
Cycle17 - you're in charge of the bikes dude!
Zorro - stealing from the rich and giving to ME!

Me? I'll kinda just hang out and loaf ;)

Chipcom=Primo PimpMaster

Oh this is too easy...Snowy, BDG, VV, Shad, SBW, Eboo and CM would be my Luuuuvvvv Slaves but would also have their own individual duties:
Snowy - legal counsel
BDG - hostess and kitchen manager
VV - in charge of all the male slaves
Shad - in charge of all the dancers
SBW - business manager
Eboo - librarian
CM - chief shopper
Pheard would be our Pool Boy
Explody Pup would be our Watch Dog
Tom, you'd be my trusted advisor in things that require sense rather than lunacy, with the Mrs as my accountant.
Jsharr would be the Court Jester
KT would run the IT Dept
Johnny Monkey my Press Secretary
Michigander my security chief
Danno would be my PR guy, photographer and party organizer
'Dipper would be my diplomatic chief
Cycle17 - you're in charge of the bikes dude!
Zorro - stealing from the rich and giving to ME!

Me? I'll kinda just hang out and loaf ;)


Just be careful not to dress like the Alcalde. ;)

siu replacment for van dam
phead bike abuse/molester tester
tom s dean of the college of foo

Just be careful not to dress like the Alcalde. ;)

I feel bad, I forgot R-dad, who would be my school teacher for all the kids the gals would hatch for me. He also has a cute daughter we could corrupt to become a Fooster. :eek: :D ;)

I protest being appointed court jester and LV tour guide. I am not qualified for either position. I am more suited to be the Foo village idiot, flunkie, yes man or underachiever.

I protest being appointed court jester and LV tour guide. I am not qualified for either position. I am more suited to be the Foo village idiot, flunkie, yes man or underachiever.

For your honesty, I hereby appoint you as my second in command, with all the rights, lefts and gals that come with a position of that dubious magnitude. ;)

For your honesty, I hereby appoint you as my second in command, with all the rights, lefts and gals that come with a position of that dubious magnitude. ;)
Cool now there are two idiots from Texas with positions of power! Thanks Boss! Need anyone shot in the face? Just let me know and I will arrange a "hunting" trip.

Hey I already am taken in the LUVVV dept. :) But I will definitely help in the legal dept.

I protest being appointed court jester and LV tour guide. I am not qualified for either position. I am more suited to be the Foo village idiot, flunkie, yes man or underachiever.
No, no, no, the idea here is if we had to pick a *different* job for you, not the ones you already have. :D

No, no, no, the idea here is if we had to pick a *different* job for you, not the ones you already have. :D
Nope, the idea is to pick the job you think is best suited for them, either a serious pick or a humorous one.....your choice!;)

Danno: Business Manager for "Lady of the Evening"....he's far to classy to be a Pimp!;)