"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - The French Suck

What is up with the French? Just coz they can't win at their own race they make up medical excuses to disqualify everyone else? Well at this rate, in January 2009 they will be able to declare a French winner to the 2006 Tour de France...Cyril Dessel, after they have disqualified 6 amazing riders.

Are you kidding me?

Dessel would be DQ'd for testing positive as french.

Yee haw, Billy Bob! Gonna git sum tobaky for yall string em up?

Ha ha, ho ho, hooo-whee *wipes sweat from brow*, damn boy, slow down -- too much good stuff at once can hurt a man.

Seriously, dopers suck. Get it straight.

Worst......thread......ever......

Guys, I think it's a joke post...

let's hang 'em alll from a tree!

Why do you hate trees?

why does the OP hate croissants?

>>The French Suck<<

Le Duh.

Where's that defender of Franco Pride, Dr. Ray, when you need him?

why does the OP hate croissants?


Because the only croissant he ever had was one of those strange, gooey/chewy, microwaved ones they serve at Burger King with a slab of sausage in it?

>>The French Suck<<

Le Duh.

Where's that defender of Franco Pride, Dr. Ray, when you need him?

is he defending Generalissimo Franco again?

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/dictators/francisco-franco/franco_waving.jpg

is he defending Generalissimo Franco again?

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/dictators/francisco-franco/franco_waving.jpg


The UCI could have you SHOT for even posting that!!!!

is he defending Generalissimo Franco again?

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/dictators/francisco-franco/franco_waving.jpg

You know Franco and Pereiro are both gallegos... hmmm

This thread makes me feel like skinning gophers, that and chewing on wheat stalks.

tu es fou

tu es fou

quite possibly the worst french I've ever seen.

Guys, I think it's a joke post...

Non, il est idiot

quite possibly the worst french I've ever seen.

Je suis en accord

Je n'ai jamais vu une afficher plus pire que celle la

Terrorists speakin your frenchie hibbidy jibbidy...

Terrorists speakin your frenchie hibbidy jibbidy...

Évidement, c'est parce que nous détestons les États-Unis..........:rolleyes:

I think this refers to the fact the the French just accused the #2 finisher in the TdF of Doping. I don't like the idea of doping but I do think the lab is biased and reports nonFrench blood as being doped.

Joe

I think this refers to the fact the the French just accused the #2 finisher in the TdF of Doping. I don't like the idea of doping but I do think the lab is biased and reports nonFrench blood as being doped.

Joe

C'est bete.......seeing as how the tests are done blind (numbers not names)......The french press may be bias, and the french labs may be somewhat incompatent at times, but i really doubt its some grand conspiracy....as if chirac and pound (even though he's not french) sit around drinking a nice bordeaux, eating cheese and bagettes thinking up ways to get rid of the non french riders......well thats as crazy as believing the americans made it to the moon........:rolleyes:

>>The French Suck<<

Le Duh.

Where's that defender of Franco Pride, Dr. Ray, when you need him?


Oh this one made me laugh so hard. Thanks. I needed that.

What is up with the French? Just coz they can't win at their own race they make up medical excuses to disqualify everyone else? Well at this rate, in January 2009 they will be able to declare a French winner to the 2006 Tour de France...Cyril Dessel, after they have disqualified 6 amazing riders.

http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost/data/505/deliverance_banjo.jpg
Git R Done

And of course, where the hell is Euro? Shouldn't he be getting an aneurism over this?

http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost/data/505/deliverance_banjo.jpg
Git R Done


Damn...why ya'll always showing off my school pictures?

What movie is that picture from? I remember seeing them do that crazy dueling banjo thing one day while channel surfing.

Deliverance.

OP's dad/cousin/brother/uncle should've told him that Caisse D'Epargne is a French team.

The famous cartoonist R. Crumb (Fritz the Cat) moved to France from California 16 years ago. He lives in the south of France. And they really LIKE him in his little village : ). There's a profile on the Crumbs in todays NY Times.

quite possibly the worst french I've ever seen.

No, not a thing wrong with "tu es fou".

Je suis en accord

Je n'ai jamais vu une afficher plus pire que celle la

Now THIS, on the other hand, is full of errors.

Hey madamiselle, parlay vu humma humma?

Now THIS, on the other hand, is full of errors.

how so?.....the 'afficher' is wrong i'll admit, i have no idea what the french word for internet 'post' is

quite possibly the worst french I've ever seen.

I am assuming that you dont actually know any french and you just used an onjline translator. Online translators only get the vocabulary correct not the subject verb agreement. "Tu es fou" is a french expression that that means "you are crazy". I am sure you got something else on babbelfish, or what ever you googled it on. Since it is an expression it wont make any sense when you try to literally translate it.

No matter what you really have to say to that in your defense, at the end of the day you're still a idiot. :)

I like the French. They put on a heck of a race.

I am assuming that you dont actually know any french and you just used an onjline translator. Online translators only get the vocabulary correct not the subject verb agreement. "Tu es fou" is a french expression that that means "you are crazy". I am sure you got something else on babbelfish, or what ever you googled it on. Since it is an expression it wont make any sense when you try to literally translate it.

No matter what you really have to say to that in your defense, at the end of the day you're still a idiot. :)
le pwnt

Je suis en accord

Je n'ai jamais vu une afficher plus pire que celle la

Okay. It's "je suis d'accord (the "en" isn't really wrong, it's just awkward and not what they would say.)
And, je n'ai jamais vue d'affiche ((the indefinite article, "une" becomes "de" in the negative. "Affiche" means a poster, like a billboard poster--choose a different word that would work, like "commentaire") pire (not "plus pire", that doesn't exist--it's like saying "more worse") que celle-la' (accent grave over the a).

So "Je n'ai jamais vu de commentaire pire que celui-la' "(commentaire is masculine).

You did okay, I've seen worse. :)

Okay. It's "je suis d'accord (the "en" isn't really wrong, it's just awkward and not what they would say.)
And, je n'ai jamais vue d'affiche ((the indefinite article, "une" becomes "de" in the negative. "Affiche" means a poster, like a billboard poster--choose a different word that would work, like "commentaire") pire (not "plus pire", that doesn't exist--it's like saying "more worse") que celle-la' (accent grave over the a).

So "Je n'ai jamais vu de commentaire pire que celui-la' "(commentaire is masculine).

You did okay, I've seen worse. :)

I've seen more worse as well.

Okay. It's "je suis d'accord (the "en" isn't really wrong, it's just awkward and not what they would say.)
And, je n'ai jamais vue d'affiche ((the indefinite article, "une" becomes "de" in the negative. "Affiche" means a poster, like a billboard poster--choose a different word that would work, like "commentaire") pire (not "plus pire", that doesn't exist--it's like saying "more worse") que celle-la' (accent grave over the a).

So "Je n'ai jamais vu de commentaire pire que celui-la' "(commentaire is masculine).

You did okay, I've seen worse. :)

hahah well i haven't taken a french class since high school!!....my written french was never that great on the best of days

yea i just reread my post....no idea why i put the plus in?? i thought affiche meant an announcement no? though commentaire makes more sense