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01-19-07, 12:23 PM
Three women die in a car crash and go to Heaven.
St. Peter tells them to be careful of the ducks. If you happen to step on a duck, you will be chained for eternity to a really ugly man.
As they enter the gates, they see a sea of ducks. Ducks everywhere, and hardly any room to even take a step. Almost immediately, one of the women steps on a duck. Here somes St. Peter and the most discusting man you have ever seen. And without a word, he chanis the man to the woman and walks away.
The other two look at each other and vow to be really careful. A few weeks go by, and one of the remaining women accidentally steps on a duck. Same scenario, here comes St. Peter and chains an ugly guy to her and walks away.
After about a year, the last woman is really proud that she has avoided stepping on any ducks, but here comes St. Peter! And without a word... chains a great looking guy to her, and walks away. This guy is a real hunk! She is so happy, but says "I wonder what I did to deserve this!"
He says... "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck." :eek:
St. Peter tells them to be careful of the ducks. If you happen to step on a duck, you will be chained for eternity to a really ugly man.
As they enter the gates, they see a sea of ducks. Ducks everywhere, and hardly any room to even take a step. Almost immediately, one of the women steps on a duck. Here somes St. Peter and the most discusting man you have ever seen. And without a word, he chanis the man to the woman and walks away.
The other two look at each other and vow to be really careful. A few weeks go by, and one of the remaining women accidentally steps on a duck. Same scenario, here comes St. Peter and chains an ugly guy to her and walks away.
After about a year, the last woman is really proud that she has avoided stepping on any ducks, but here comes St. Peter! And without a word... chains a great looking guy to her, and walks away. This guy is a real hunk! She is so happy, but says "I wonder what I did to deserve this!"
He says... "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck." :eek: