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kemmer
01-19-07, 05:54 PM
I turned 30 today. And I'm going bald. I thought I'd be young forever, damn it.


CycleMagic
01-19-07, 05:56 PM
ah...quityerbellyachin! I'm the old one around here! Just turned 40....yikes!

OH....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Pheard
01-19-07, 05:58 PM
I'm 19.

*evil laughter*


kemmer
01-19-07, 06:02 PM
I'm 19.

*evil laughter*

Not for long your not. You'll go to be one day soon and... BAM!... you'll be all old and ****.

explody pup
01-19-07, 06:06 PM
Meh. Screw going bald. Screw creaky knees and a bad back. You're only old when you've given on life.

nobrainer440
01-19-07, 06:10 PM
My grandpa told me not to get old. I'm going to try to follow that advice. It could be tough.

Pheard
01-19-07, 06:10 PM
I agree with explody. You're only old when you decide to be.

blonduathlongrl
01-19-07, 06:16 PM
awww happy birthday!
how did we miss that!!!!!!
big hug! thirty is not bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Stormcrowe
01-19-07, 06:18 PM
Happy Birthday and 30 ain't old! Hell, I'm 47 going on 18!

VegaVixen
01-19-07, 06:21 PM
I thought my 30's rocked, but my 40's are awesome.

:bday: :beer:

VegaVixen
01-19-07, 06:22 PM
Happy Birthday and 30 ain't old! Hell, I'm 47 going on 18!
I think some call that dementia. :rolleyes:

chipcom
01-19-07, 06:30 PM
Happy Birthday and 30 ain't old! Hell, I'm 47 going on 18!

Yepper! Durned pups, don't realize the best is yet to come! ;)

USAZorro
01-19-07, 06:31 PM
I turned 30 today. And I'm going bald. I thought I'd be young forever, damn it.

I turn 30 in a couple months, but I'm cheating and counting in hexadecimal. :p

You're a kid still. If you can pull off the shaved head thing, do it. I couldn't - but then again, I'll have a full head of hair when I get to 127.

efrobert
01-19-07, 06:36 PM
30 is the new 20.

Portis
01-19-07, 06:39 PM
I'm 37 and still get carded when buying alcohol. Can't figure out why cuz i feel older than hell most days. So you ain't old, i reckon the bald part is workin against ya, but someday we are all going to be blabbering together at the rest home, so what difference does it make?

skiahh
01-19-07, 06:40 PM
I turned 30 today. And I'm going bald. I thought I'd be young forever, damn it.

Well, with a sentiment like that, you are indeed old. Sorry to hear that!

VegaVixen
01-19-07, 06:44 PM
30 is the new 20.
That explains why 20 is the new 10. :D

Tom Stormcrowe
01-19-07, 06:46 PM
I think some call that dementia. :rolleyes:
Nope, I'm demented, yes, but not suffering from dementia! I'm just nuckin futs!:eek: ;) :D http://www.smiley-channel.de/grafiken/smiley/geschlecht/smiley-channel.de_geschlecht003.gif

daredevil
01-19-07, 07:06 PM
You've yet to hit your prime, man. With each passing year you'll gain more confidence in yourself, understand people better, develop new skills, and enjoy life more. As the song says, the best is yet to come.

Oh crap, who am I kidding. You will be losing strength, speed, hair (as you already mentioned), stamina, sexual drive, mental capacity...you don't want to hear the rest.

BTW, happy birthday. :p

Mr. Gear Jammer
01-19-07, 07:51 PM
I turned 30 today. And I'm going bald. I thought I'd be young forever, damn it.

First shave your head, second get buffed and third buy really cool shades. That's what i would do, i'm 20 and i am slowly loosing the sexy hair:rolleyes: .

Ritehsedad
01-19-07, 07:53 PM
Happy Birthday and 30 ain't old! Hell, I'm 47 going on 18!

Me too, Tom & I are twins...or triplets with Chip...or, or...what was the question?

flyingscotsman
01-19-07, 07:55 PM
I'm 19.

*evil laughter*

If the old saying goes your are as old as the person you are kissing, so I guess that makes you approaching retirement :D

VegaVixen
01-19-07, 08:09 PM
If the old saying goes your are as old as the person you are kissing, so I guess that makes you approaching retirement :D
What if you're not kissin' anyone? Does it mean you're dead, or alive? <serious Vega look>

flyingscotsman
01-19-07, 08:10 PM
What if you're not kissin' anyone? Does it mean you're dead, or alive? <serious Vega look>


Quickly blowing kisses to VV

VegaVixen
01-19-07, 08:18 PM
Quickly blowing kisses to VV
mmkay. So should I be feelin' a bit more "spry" now? ;)

flyingscotsman
01-19-07, 08:26 PM
Only by a couple of years :)

kemmer
01-20-07, 01:54 AM
**** it, I don't care if I'm 30. All you people with hair on the tops of your heads can just kiss my ass. I think if I start with the rogain soon I should be ok. Sorry, I may have had a few drinks, it' smy birthday after all.

PS: thanks for the happy birthdays!

VegaVixen
01-20-07, 08:57 PM
**** it, I don't care if I'm 30. All you people with hair on the tops of your heads can just kiss my ass. I think if I start with the rogain soon I should be ok. Sorry, I may have had a few drinks, it' smy birthday after all.

PS: thanks for the happy birthdays!
Kemmer, it's not about how much hair you have on your head. It's how you project how you feel about it. If you're anxious, women pick up on it and shy away. If you're confident, women will flock to you, assuming you don't have two heads and a bad attidude about that, too. :rolleyes: :D

Trust Vega. She knows.

USAZorro
01-20-07, 09:08 PM
Me too, Tom & I are twins...or triplets with Chip...or, or...what was the question?

Make it Quadruplets. :D

Ritehsedad
01-20-07, 09:23 PM
Kemmer, it's not about how much hair you have on your head. It's how you project how you feel about it. If you're anxious, women pick up on it and shy away. If you're confident, women will flock to you, assuming you don't have two heads and a bad attidude about that, too. :rolleyes: :D

Trust Vega. She knows.

I'm mostly bald on top and have been for years. I don't really give a rats ass (sorry Stacey :D ). If someone doesn't like it, that's their problem not mine. :p

VegaVixen
01-20-07, 09:47 PM
See, R-dad? That's why you so sek-say. ;)

SoonerBent
01-21-07, 04:50 AM
Happy Birthday and 30 ain't old! Hell, I'm 47 going on 18!I'm the same, exactly. Will be 48 April 23 but 18 forever. If this is dementia then dementia is good!

VegaVixen
01-21-07, 04:55 AM
I'm the same, exactly. Will be 48 April 23 but 18 forever. If this is dementia then dementia is good!
+1 :D

Devil_Woman
01-21-07, 06:32 AM
+1 :D


All of you are young yet, I'll be 57 in two weeks. :)

Tom Stormcrowe
01-21-07, 06:38 AM
All of you are young yet, I'll be 57 in two weeks. :)
When I'm 97 I'll still be going on 18!;)

Devil_Woman
01-21-07, 07:06 AM
When I'm 97 I'll still be going on 18!;)

We all say that. :) I hope that I can do what I do now at that age. LOL

CycleMagic
01-21-07, 12:32 PM
If the old saying goes your are as old as the person you are kissing, :D
ohhhh! I LIKE that! that makes me 25 again....cool!

rando
01-21-07, 12:34 PM
I'm older than you!.... forty..... something..... I forget.

Shadiyah
01-21-07, 12:46 PM
Happy belated birthday!!! :D


And you're not old...sheesh! STFU. ;)

Especially since you're only 2 years and 4 days older than I am. :D

Devil_Woman
01-21-07, 12:57 PM
**** it, I don't care if I'm 30. All you people with hair on the tops of your heads can just kiss my ass. I think if I start with the rogain soon I should be ok. Sorry, I may have had a few drinks, it' smy birthday after all.

PS: thanks for the happy birthdays!


Happy Birthday!!!!! :) Don't worry, my brother-in-law has been that way from the age of 25. He says the same thing as you do.

Michigander
01-21-07, 12:58 PM
I'm 21 and going bald. **** happens man.

Devil_Woman
01-21-07, 01:00 PM
I'm 21 and going bald. **** happens man.

If every man worried about going bald at a young age, they will be old fast.:)

rule
01-21-07, 01:53 PM
30 doesn't even know what old is

Pheard
01-21-07, 02:05 PM
I'm 21 and going bald. **** happens man.
**** does happen. I have a receding hairline too.

I don't really give an eff either. I'll just shave it and rub on baby oil. Whatever.

flyingscotsman
01-21-07, 02:07 PM
**** does happen. I have a receding hairline too.

I don't really give an eff either. I'll just shave it and rub on baby oil. Whatever.

Always said I would go bald before I went grey.

Now I am going both!!!!

I figure in a few years I will save on shampoo and just polish it instead.

jet sanchEz
01-21-07, 02:11 PM
I am turning 35 in March and have never felt better. I only started to know myself in my late 20s and now I feel at ease with almost everything I do.

I'd always noticed that when talking to older people, when asked what was the best age, they almost always invariably replied "Right now" and I now know that they are right.

Pheard
01-21-07, 02:15 PM
Yep scotsman that's what I was thinking. I'll just use that good smelling body soap on my head when I'm bald. Save on shampoo!

gapowermike
01-21-07, 02:17 PM
I'm turning 30 on Groundhog's Day. Married for over 10 years with 2 small kids, that's what makes me feel old.

Michael

lyeinyoureye
01-21-07, 02:30 PM
I turned 30 today. And I'm going bald. I thought I'd be young forever, damn it.

At least you're not 25 and going bald! :p