Foo - "Is it ok to kiss older females, who are my mom's friends on the lips?"

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no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But why. :(

It's okay to do more than that as long as your mother doesn't find out.

I dont know, that's just weird! how old is your mom? how old are her friends? does it matter????
why want to kiss them on the lips?
pheard.... do you really have a thing for older woman?

http://www.giornalisti.it/binarioloco/archives/Anne_Bancroft.jpg

I dont know, that's just weird! how old is your mom?
62

how old are her friends? does it matter????
No it doesn't matter. All that matters is love.


why want to kiss them on the lips?
Who wouldn't?


pheard.... do you really have a thing for older woman?
Yes, yes I do.

What I want to know is if it's okay to kiss older females, who are my mom's friends, on the inner thigh?

What I want to know is if it's okay to kiss older females, who are my mom's friends, on the inner thigh?
I would tell you not to hijack my thread, or I may kick you in the stinker.

Are you looking for a sugar mama?

62
Hey, cool. Another member of the old parent club. My dad is 72. 64 when I was 19.

um, no.

only if they lightly brush their hand against your package first.

I would tell you not to hijack my thread, or I may kick you in the stinker.
I thought you were in some kind of thread-jacking cabal?

And you don't want to kick me in the stinker. I've been eating Cajun food all week.

62

No it doesn't matter. All that matters is love.


Who wouldn't?


Yes, yes I do.
62??????? I guess she kept herself well preserved huh?:lol:

Are you looking for a sugar mama?
Yes. I heard the girls from socal have hot buns.

I love hot buttered buns man.

I'm hungry. :(

Yes. I heard the girls from socal have hot buns.

I love hot buttered buns man.

I'm hungry. :(

They're loaded too...

http://www.giornalisti.it/binarioloco/archives/Anne_Bancroft.jpg
:eek: Where'd ya find my picture?

But why. :(
Refer to your own signature. :p

If they're your mom's friends, close to your age, not married, and they encourage you... maybe.

<edit> 62? Maybe a little peck - if they're rich, have no heirs and are promising to write you into their will.

Age doesn't matter, all that matters is if they're hot. In which case, it's OK.

Be sure to check out her medicine cabinet.

Age doesn't matter, all that matters is if they're hot. In which case, it's OK.
Ok good. I was afriad I might be thinking the wrong things or something.

:eek: Where'd ya find my picture?

I don't figure Anne Bancroft holds a candle to you darlin, even back then. ;)

In some cultures, it's not such a big deal to kiss friends on the lips.

I guess the question is: are you talking about quick, friendly duck kisses or are you talking about goin' in for the tonsilectomy?

Of course, when in doubt, ask your mother. She'll very quickly give you the most appropriate answer. :D

In some cultures, it's not such a big deal to kiss friends on the lips.

I guess the question is: are you talking about quick, friendly duck kisses or are you talking about goin' in for the tonsilectomy?

Of course, when in doubt, ask your mother. She'll very quickly give you the most appropriate answer. :D
I'm talkin' sharing my dna type kisses if you get what I'm sayin'.

I don't figure Anne Bancroft holds a candle to you darlin, even back then. ;)
*blush* <appreciative Vega smile>

I'm talkin' sharing my dna type kisses if you get what I'm sayin'.
Oops, then Dr. Vega must say that's a no-no.

But, again, if your mother says it's ok, trust her.

They're loaded too...
Loaded with what? Cream filling? I'm confused.

I need a twinkie.

I'm talkin' sharing my dna type kisses if you get what I'm sayin'.
:lol: you got to be joking me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops, then Dr. Vega must say that's a no-no.

But, again, if your mother says it's ok, trust her.
So... you're telling me if I put on some smooth metallica and started rubbing your shoulders you would turn me away?

I think not..

It starts with kissing, next thing you know they are taking their teeth out and OH BOY!!!!!!! Good times!

So... you're telling me if I put on some smooth metallica and started rubbing your shoulders you would turn me away?

I think not..
If any guy showed up with Metallica for any reason, he wouldn't get in my house. :lol:

Could someone please find this young man a girlfriend - fast?! :eek:

Could someone please find this young man a girlfriend - fast?! :eek:
Um. I think that's what he's lookin' fer here in this thread. :rolleyes:

By all means.

If any guy showed up with Metallica for any reason, he wouldn't get in my house. :lol:
Ok fine. I'll bring over some black sabbath.

Bring some AC/DC, it never fails!

Pheard my son, I don't know whether to say 'you ain't the fruit of my loins' or 'atta boy'. One thing...if you got the hots for a 65yr old gal, you best be thinking Frank Sinatra, not Metallica. :p

Pheard my son, I don't know whether to say 'you ain't the fruit of my loins' or 'atta boy'. One thing...if you got the hots for a 65yr old gal, you best be thinking Frank Sinatra, not Metallica. :p
Or some decent Motown sounds. :lol:

Pheard my son, I don't know whether to say 'you ain't the fruit of my loins' or 'atta boy'. One thing...if you got the hots for a 65yr old gal, you best be thinking Frank Sinatra, not Metallica. :p
I was actually thinking more like Marvin Gay or some Luther Vandross. A few candles, and the lights dimmed a bit. I'd probably sensually give her a back rub with some baby oil, and open a bottle of orange soda.

A little bit of some Sexual Healin' baybuh.

Pheard my son, I don't know whether to say 'you ain't the fruit of my loins' or 'atta boy'. One thing...if you got the hots for a 65yr old gal, you best be thinking Frank Sinatra, not Metallica. :p

And also...


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Oh, baby! I think I've found my new chamois! :D <:eek: did Vega just say that out loud?>

Portis, of course she'd have protection on, I'd make sure of it.

I was actually thinking more like Marvin Gay or some Luther Vandross. A few candles, and the lights dimmed a bit. I'd probably sensually give her a back rub with some baby oil, and open a bottle of orange soda.

A little bit of some Sexual Healin' baybuh.

Might wanna learn how to spell artist names so you can find them on the torrent sites.

Marvin Gaye, whoops. I slipped on that one.

Pheard my son, I don't know whether to say 'you ain't the fruit of my loins' or 'atta boy'. One thing...if you got the hots for a 65yr old gal, you best be thinking Frank Sinatra, not Metallica. :p

Frank Sinatra? :eek: More like Lawrence Welk!!!

What I want to know is if it's okay to kiss older females, who are my mom's friends, on the nape of the neck while rubbing them down with hot oil?

Peter Frampton! (http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail5.html)

By all means.
what's with the avatar portis?:lol:

what's with the avatar portis?:lol:

I've been riding in bitter cold temps for what seems like forever. Instead of complaining, I have decided to embrace it. Hence the cold themes. ;)