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01-22-07, 02:24 AM
Okay, this guy I work with; let's call him ''Gerome'' -was really into this girl ..a really, really fine young woman named, ''Sophie.'' Now Gerome was a ladies man, but over time he had developed eyes excluslively for Sophie.. -(she was one fine piece of ***), the only problem for Gerome was that Sophie was engaged to another man. However one day Gerome found out that Sophie got an offer to work for another company and had given her two weeks notice.. Gerome realised that if he were to ever make a move he'd better do it soon.. -he could not let this oppertunity pass, he wanted her sooooo bad. :)
The following day Gerome went for it, he approached Sophie in the lunch room, got down on his knees and pleaded, begged and implored her to be with him ''just once'' .. -he explained that he could die tomorrow a happy man if she would just let him tap that ass one time, -just once. Of course when he began to make such a specticle of himself, Sophie looked down at him as though he surely must have lost his mind . . -but, he continued to beg and beseech her and assured her that he really wasn't crazy - he just needed to be with her one time before she left. ''Please, Please, Please.. just ONE TIME, I NEED to be with you just ONCE, -and my life will be complete.. PLEASE, ask your fiance, -tell him it'll just be ONCE, tell him I'll do ANYTHING, I'll give you a hundred dollars even.. You won't even notice me, I'll drop a hundred dollars on the ground, -you bend over pick it up, and by the time you picked up that hundred dollars, I'll be done.. that's it, that's all you have to do.'' Later that evening Sophie told her fiance about what had come over this guy Gerome at her work and described to him just how incredibly desperate this guy was to be with her, and that he even offered to give her a hundred dollars for something that would take only a few moments of her time. The fiance was in disbelief; ''This guy Gerome wants you THAT BAD??'' the fiance responded. ''He's willing to give you a hundred dollars, -and by the time you pick it up off the ground he'll be done?'' The fiance thought for a moment.. and then told her; ''Okay, tomorrow see if Gerome will pay you two hundred dollars.. -see if he agrees, and then call me.''
The next day she saw Gerome in the cafeteria, and Gerome asked her if she had spoken to her fiance about his proposition.. She said 'yes' -but that he wanted two hundred dollars. ''Done'' replied Gerome, ''I'll see you at three O'clock?'' .. ''Uhm, Okay'' replied Sophie. Sophie called her fiance, told him that Gerome had agreed to doubling the money and that they would 'seal the deal' at 3:00pm -after work.. The fiance gave his approval -but on the condition that she call him as soon as she was finished so he could know that it was all done and over with...
All that afternoon the fiance waited nervously by the phone, -waiting for the phone call so he could know that this 'Gerome' guy had finished his business with his woman. Finally three O'clock came, -then 3:05, then 3:15.. the minutes seemed like days, and still no phone call. Finally at 3:45 the fiance picked up the ohone and called Sophie to see what the deal was, and why she still hadn't called. He picked up the phone, dialed her number and waited for her to pick up on the other end... After four rings she finally answered. ''Hey, why you never called? ..I've been waiting by the phone this entire time waiting for your call..'' -he stopped talking when he heard Gerome in the background yelling ''yippy! yee-hah! woo-hoo!'' and the ching-ching sounds of coins hitting the ground.. And finally he heard the sound of Sophie's vioce;
''Man, you wouldn't believe it... -that motherf***** brought quarters!''
:D :beer:
The following day Gerome went for it, he approached Sophie in the lunch room, got down on his knees and pleaded, begged and implored her to be with him ''just once'' .. -he explained that he could die tomorrow a happy man if she would just let him tap that ass one time, -just once. Of course when he began to make such a specticle of himself, Sophie looked down at him as though he surely must have lost his mind . . -but, he continued to beg and beseech her and assured her that he really wasn't crazy - he just needed to be with her one time before she left. ''Please, Please, Please.. just ONE TIME, I NEED to be with you just ONCE, -and my life will be complete.. PLEASE, ask your fiance, -tell him it'll just be ONCE, tell him I'll do ANYTHING, I'll give you a hundred dollars even.. You won't even notice me, I'll drop a hundred dollars on the ground, -you bend over pick it up, and by the time you picked up that hundred dollars, I'll be done.. that's it, that's all you have to do.'' Later that evening Sophie told her fiance about what had come over this guy Gerome at her work and described to him just how incredibly desperate this guy was to be with her, and that he even offered to give her a hundred dollars for something that would take only a few moments of her time. The fiance was in disbelief; ''This guy Gerome wants you THAT BAD??'' the fiance responded. ''He's willing to give you a hundred dollars, -and by the time you pick it up off the ground he'll be done?'' The fiance thought for a moment.. and then told her; ''Okay, tomorrow see if Gerome will pay you two hundred dollars.. -see if he agrees, and then call me.''
The next day she saw Gerome in the cafeteria, and Gerome asked her if she had spoken to her fiance about his proposition.. She said 'yes' -but that he wanted two hundred dollars. ''Done'' replied Gerome, ''I'll see you at three O'clock?'' .. ''Uhm, Okay'' replied Sophie. Sophie called her fiance, told him that Gerome had agreed to doubling the money and that they would 'seal the deal' at 3:00pm -after work.. The fiance gave his approval -but on the condition that she call him as soon as she was finished so he could know that it was all done and over with...
All that afternoon the fiance waited nervously by the phone, -waiting for the phone call so he could know that this 'Gerome' guy had finished his business with his woman. Finally three O'clock came, -then 3:05, then 3:15.. the minutes seemed like days, and still no phone call. Finally at 3:45 the fiance picked up the ohone and called Sophie to see what the deal was, and why she still hadn't called. He picked up the phone, dialed her number and waited for her to pick up on the other end... After four rings she finally answered. ''Hey, why you never called? ..I've been waiting by the phone this entire time waiting for your call..'' -he stopped talking when he heard Gerome in the background yelling ''yippy! yee-hah! woo-hoo!'' and the ching-ching sounds of coins hitting the ground.. And finally he heard the sound of Sophie's vioce;
''Man, you wouldn't believe it... -that motherf***** brought quarters!''
:D :beer: