Foo - I want dating advice from DannoXYZ

Yea so I'm pretty sure I'm in the "Activity partner friend" category with a chick I've been hanging out with lately.
How do I change this into the "friends with benefits" or "dating" category? Note; She is pretty smart, so I'm sure this will affect the strategy and tactics.


Aaaaand...
Discuss.

:p

So do you really like her or do you just wanna bone?

Pull out your ding dong. That'll send a pretty clear signal of what you want. The rest is up to her.

It might help if you tie a bow to it.

Put it in a box.

Put it in a box.

With a pretty bow.

In that case, does the bow go on the box or on the wang?

In that case, does the bow go on the box or on the wang?
Both, if you play your cards right.

Yea so I'm pretty sure I'm in the "Activity partner friend" category with a chick I've been hanging out with lately.
How do I change this into the "friends with benefits" or "dating" category? Note; She is pretty smart, so I'm sure this will affect the strategy and tactics.


Dude, just tell her that you are attracted to her and that you'd like to understand her feelings on taking your friendship to a more intimate physical level. You said she's smart, treat her that way, rather than playing silly games that require strategy and tactics.

Dude, just tell her that you are attracted to her and that you'd like to understand her feelings on taking your friendship to more intimate physical level. You said she's smart, treat her that way, rather than playing silly games that require strategy and tactics.

I can't wait for Danno to come in here and counter that with a 3,000 page post about how girls only bang you if your fingernails are perfectly manicured every morning. :D

Danno's da man.

what are you doing? asking for advice on how to trick a friend into having sex with her?:rolleyes:

Why can't people just be honest???:rolleyes:

Also, I hate to say but you can get all the advice you may want but its the actions that will be the tell all.

If you want something in a relationship be it just sex or something more, then wouldn't it just make more sense to come out and state that factor??

Watch this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ec2zry7AM&eurl) and learn the song being sung at the end. No woman could resist it, as it is so provactative.

Yea so I'm pretty sure I'm in the "Activity partner friend" category

It's done, move on.

Asking her out on a real date might be a good start.

Since when did you become a "dater"? I always thought you were the type to just go for it. :rolleyes:

You are not the romantic type. You saying this kind of thing freaks me out. :eek:

Asking Danno for dating advice is like putting your car on Pimp My Ride because it needs an oil change.

In that case, does the bow go on the box or on the wang?

Or if you're gifted like me, you can tie your wang into a bow.

:lol: :roflmao: :lol:

Or if you're gifted like me, you can tie your wang into a bow.

Ok tie it into a bow and let one of the gals pet it...when the pleasure turns to pain and you want to blow your brains out, stop the lesson. :p

AHHHHHHHHHH HA H AH AHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roflmao:

Just don't do the dlck in the box. Too many people have used that. She'll know what's up.

:roflmao: Nice pun, Jon.

Just tell her you don't want anything serious right now, but you would like a **** buddy. :) You can get into whatever dynamics and psychology you want, but there's no way anyone call tell how one person is going to react. Be honest and trust your own judgement.

Just don't do the dlck in the box. Too many people have used that. She'll know what's up.
I think the whole reason he is asking is so that he can do that.

Hey.. if he has moobs he can do moobs in a box. Which was designed for females, but it could work. Maybe she has a thing for big man boobies.

Yea so I'm pretty sure I'm in the "Activity partner friend" category with a chick I've been hanging out with lately.
How do I change this into the "friends with benefits" or "dating" category? Note; She is pretty smart, so I'm sure this will affect the strategy and tactics.too late... better to spend your energy elsewhere... Always try to bang'em right away, especially if they're in their 20s. Once you've done that, you've got a lot more choices on where you want things to go...

Awwww. Danno showed up. The thread will be no fun now. :(

time for a drink.... I think I'm going to start with a bloody-mary...

time for a drink.... I think I'm going to start with a bloody-mary...

Isn't this the more operative point?

The move from A to B is often a function of -OH, preferably while doing something fun that she'll mistakenly associate with you. Spongedad has successfully deployed this strategy - bamboozling a woman into think I was fun - at least ... once.

time for a drink.... I think I'm going to start with a bloody-mary...
I thought the double rum fruit smoothie at breakfasat was your starter. Is it lunch time already?

Isn't this the more operative point?

The move from A to B is often a function of -OH, preferably while doing something fun that she'll mistakenly associate with you. Spongedad has successfully deployed this strategy - bamboozling a woman into think I was fun - at least ... once.
Problem is chics know this game and many are actually quite good at it. I gotta keep my tolerance up because I do know some chics that can drink me under.... The price of suppressing publication of embarrassing photos of me passed out on the bathroom-floor has been quite costly...


I thought the double rum fruit smoothie at breakfasat was your starter. Is it lunch time already?Bloody-mary first as it's easy and instant. Brunch & smoothie took a while to make... San Luis sourdough's the best bread to use for eggies-in-a-basket! :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x9YTxff3pHU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x9YTxff3pHU
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x9YTxff3pHU

:lol: That was great!

I have power in my pelvis. You are free to imagine what it would be like to be horizontal with me. :roflmao:

My favorite is "My boom boom is off limits"

My favorite is "My boom boom is off limits"
That a good one. I'll have to remember it.

Rested your sack on her knee? huh interesting....

I've historically followed most of that, I'm quite good with 1-3 generally.
But with #4 I always screw up, to much of a challenge though, rather than not enough.
I start out getting good results but I always go to far and miss the last exit or I'll just catch the exit but won't make the switch from pursued to pursuer quite quick enough.

Basically they get so frustrated that the effect of "Want what you can't have" suddenly reverses and becomes "Hate what they can't have." (Though "Hate" is too strong of a word for it, but you get the idea.)
Or in the case where I catch the last exit I think they tire of doing the pursuing and loose interest before I can switch gears and all the momentum gets lost. (I'm speaking of the larger picture involving days and hours here. FYI)

I know it's an art, but for some reason I always think there will be another exit closer to my destination, and I hate getting bogged down going long distances on city surface streets.

Wow! I think I just discovered something major, and this was intended mostly as a joke thread. Sweet, look out world here I come!

But with #4 I always screw up, to much of a challenge though, rather than not enough. I think you're on the right track, mix it up a little more perhaps? Don't deny them everything, just feed it to them a little at a time so they get a taste ... Be inconsistent and unpredictable... Randomly cancelling dates fits somewhere in there.

I really think we need a book titled "Life, Love, Bicycle Training and the Material Science of Carbon Fiber Laminates: Everything You Ever Needed to Know" by Danno. It will run to 3 volumes at least.

The guy 's a pro.

Oooooo... randomly canceling dates, good one.
Didn't even occur to me. I always try to be where I say when I say I'm going to be there, (Not just with dates.) but an actual cancellation would not conflict with that and would have a big tease effect. I like it.

Yeah, tell 'em you'll take a raincheck. :rolleyes:

Yeah, tell 'em you'll take a raincheck. :rolleyes:Funny how it has the same effect when the tables are turned, eh? ;) :p


Oooooo... randomly canceling dates, good one.
Didn't even occur to me. I always try to be where I say when I say I'm going to be there, (Not just with dates.) but an actual cancellation would not conflict with that and would have a big tease effect. I like it.Yeah, having integrity with your word is key. However, unexpected things do arise and a commitment can be renegotiated and re-scheduled. I use a color-coded calendar (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Calendar070115.jpg) so that at a quick glance, I can see who've been lacking the love and needs attention before too much resentment is built-up...