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SaabFan
01-22-07, 03:56 PM
. . . do you typically eat in one sitting? I probably average an entire row, which is why I rarely buy them. They are my one and only weakness. However, a friend gave me a HUGE bulk pack for Christmas, and I've resisted them - until tonight. I just finished a row. Now I'm gonna be fat. :(

PS - now that you all know my weakness, I will have to kill you.


EJ123
01-22-07, 04:03 PM
How many oreos does it take to get all sorts of cancers?

Hammertoe
01-22-07, 04:08 PM
They're the only thing my kid will eat and the doctor is concerned about how skinny he is....

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NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH DINNER!!!!


How many oreos does it take to get all sorts of cancers?

Uh Oh...Oreo's cause cancer...


VegaVixen
01-22-07, 04:11 PM
I have done an entire package in one sitting, back in the day, when I was about 19.

And then I went to dinner. :D

KingTermite
01-22-07, 04:35 PM
PS - now that you all know my weakness, I will have to kill you.
I'm your huckleberry!

http://www.mustachesummer.com/images/smDOC2.gif

nobrainer440
01-22-07, 04:40 PM
Hmmm. Let's find out. I just bought some last night, and probably ate about 7.

*reaches for oreos*

VegaVixen
01-22-07, 04:43 PM
I'm your huckleberry!

http://www.mustachesummer.com/images/smDOC2.gif
Drrooooool. <wiping saliva off of keyboard>

caloso
01-22-07, 04:47 PM
I have forbidden my wife from buying Oreos. They're absolutely terrible for you, disgusting things, and I could very easily eat an entire 1 lb package if I had enough milk available.

powerhouse
01-22-07, 04:57 PM
None...I haven't eaten Oreo Cookies for years.

jsharr
01-22-07, 05:00 PM
None...I haven't eaten Oreo Cookies for years.
Lets kill powerhouse first.

I could do a row easy i think, provided milk was in adequate supply.

Give some of those Girl Scount shortbread cookies, Tres Foiles I think they are called, and I can eat a sleeve without even blinking an eye.

Tom Stormcrowe
01-22-07, 05:01 PM
Personal preference....Oreo's with Double Stuff.

Nothing better for a bonk, by the way!

Pax
01-22-07, 05:02 PM
I eat Joe-Joes (MUCH better tasting oreo-style cookies from Trader Joes), only three at a time though.

kemmer
01-22-07, 05:03 PM
OMG, I have eaten a whole row in one sitting many, many times. I am usually able to show some restraint and eat only 7 or 8. The only problem is sometimes I eat 8 two or three times a day but only on the weekends when I'm at home all day. I figure as long as I ride a whole bunch to make up for the binge oreo eating, it's ok. Isn't that like bulimia or something?

Oh and teddy grahams? I've eaten a whole box on several occasions. I eat them in a bowl with milk like breakfast cereal.

caloso
01-22-07, 05:07 PM
Personal preference....Oreo's with Double Stuff.

Nothing better for a bonk, by the way!

Personally, I can't eat Double Stuff Oreos. It throws off the delicate balance of yin and yang, of darkness and light, of cookie and, um, stuff.

Dogbait
01-22-07, 05:21 PM
All of them.

Flippin Sweet
01-22-07, 05:21 PM
I'm right with you, Saabfan. The roommate bought doublestuf mint ones. Must...resist...siren...call...

Keith99
01-22-07, 05:26 PM
None...I haven't eaten Oreo Cookies for years.

+1000

Bet the guys on this thread drink American beers too.

Come on guys eat something worth eating.

CycleMagic
01-22-07, 05:27 PM
Personally, I can't eat Double Stuff Oreos. It throws off the delicate balance of yin and yang, of darkness and light, of cookie and, um, stuff.
+1. there IS such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Lecterman
01-22-07, 05:36 PM
Oreos, I don't eat them anymore. However, give me some Newman Os and I can tear it up. But only during riding season :)

edit:
The Trader Joe's "oreos" are even better than Newman Os, especially the chocolate cream ones. OMFG, get me to a Trader Joes!!!!

jyossarian
01-22-07, 05:36 PM
I just finished dinner, so not a lot of oreos. But when I eat oreos for dinner, that's another story.

EJ123
01-22-07, 05:43 PM
http://www.backtonaturefoods.com/images/products_highlight_cook_2.jpgThese beat oreos anyday.

Mr. Gear Jammer
01-22-07, 05:44 PM
. . . do you typically eat in one sitting? I probably average an entire row, which is why I rarely buy them. They are my one and only weakness. However, a friend gave me a HUGE bulk pack for Christmas, and I've resisted them - until tonight. I just finished a row. Now I'm gonna be fat. :(

PS - now that you all know my weakness, I will have to kill you.

I love oreos, i can eat them just like you can. We all have addicitions, we all have problems with food. I am one of them, don't feel bad it happens. I don't avoid foods, if i see it it's mine dammit:D .

scottogo
01-22-07, 05:51 PM
a new one:

powerhouse
01-22-07, 05:59 PM
Lets kill powerhouse first.

I could do a row easy i think, provided milk was in adequate supply.

Give some of those Girl Scount shortbread cookies, Tres Foiles I think they are called, and I can eat a sleeve without even blinking an eye.

Let's kill Powerhouse?

Just because I haven't eaten oreo cookies for a long time doesn't mean that it isn't possible for me to get hooked on other things like, say...ice cream.

Are you reading this, Siu?

Keith99
01-22-07, 06:03 PM
Let's kill Powerhouse?

Just because I haven't eaten oreo cookies for a long time doesn't mean that it isn't possible for me to get hooked on other things like, say...ice cream.

Are you reading this, Siu?

Store bought or the real thing?

Eboo
01-22-07, 07:26 PM
This thread made me buy oreos tonight. Thanks, asshat ;)

jsharr
01-22-07, 07:33 PM
+1000

Bet the guys on this thread drink American beers too.

Come on guys eat something worth eating.
After we rip off powerhouses arms lets us them to beat Keith 99 to death. I will bring Bud Light, who is bringing the cookies?

jsharr
01-22-07, 07:36 PM
Let's kill Powerhouse?

Just because I haven't eaten oreo cookies for a long time doesn't mean that it isn't possible for me to get hooked on other things like, say...ice cream.

Are you reading this, Siu?
Dang! Foiled again, No one kill powerhouse or keith99. They can live for now, but only if they come through with some truly decadent vanilla based ice cream with caramel and nuts and chocolate bits in it. I will skill bring the beer and maybe a good red wine or some Baileys or something to drink with ice cream.

VegaVixen
01-22-07, 07:47 PM
Kahlua Especial or Cherry Kijafa would be good with ice cream. :)

Taerom
01-22-07, 07:59 PM
I haven't had oreos for a long time. They're not my favorite...:(

ELFudge, regular or dubble stuff, I can eat a whole package of in one sitting! :D

Oh, and Keebler Chips Deluxe Rainbow are pretty good too! I swear, the little elves at Keebler must put crack in their cookies! :eek: :p So Good!

efrobert
01-22-07, 09:07 PM
I only eat them on the drive to the dentist.

Stacey
01-23-07, 03:51 AM
I used to be able to eat a whole pound of them... with an endless supply of Half & Half. I much prefer the original ones, before they took out the transfats.

Now I eat five with 2% milk.

+1 to the poster who mad the comment about double stuff upsetting the yin-yan of the Oreo. As does all the bullsh!t flavors they've introduced. Give me original or give me death!

SaabFan
01-23-07, 05:47 AM
This thread made me buy oreos tonight. Thanks, asshat ;)

Glad to be of service. :D

For the record, I don't usually do doublestuffs, though I have no outright aversion to them. Mint ones are another weakenss of mine, probably even moreso than the regulars. Other flavors I have not experimented with. Partly because I am afraid of the results. :D

crtreedude
01-23-07, 06:10 AM
No Oreos here - and cookies are generally really bad here compared to there. Thankfully we have tropical fruits. This morning, a nice dish of mango, nicely prepared. The cook woreout the blender (probably on my smoothies) so we have to get another before the smoothies commence rolling again.

My weakness is chocolate chip cookies - and you can't even buy the chips here! I have literally told visiters that they can only see me if they bring chocolate chip cookies...

SoonerBent
01-23-07, 02:21 PM
I never really eat cookies by a "sitting" I just grab a handfull every time I go through the kitchen. A bag never lasts the day so I don't buy them anymore.