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01-29-07, 02:57 PM
During class the other day, the teacher was explaining how it is impossible for a whale to swallow a person whole...
Suzie: That can't be true! Jonah was swallowed by a whale!
Teacher: I'm sorry Suzie, but it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human whole.
Suzie: Well, when I get to Heaven, I'm going to ask Jonah if it is true.
Teacher: What if Jonah went to Hell?
Suzie: Then you ask him for me.
Suzie: That can't be true! Jonah was swallowed by a whale!
Teacher: I'm sorry Suzie, but it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human whole.
Suzie: Well, when I get to Heaven, I'm going to ask Jonah if it is true.
Teacher: What if Jonah went to Hell?
Suzie: Then you ask him for me.