Some red neck jokes.

[TNC]

A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire
estate
in trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.

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Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or
more. They
were told 17 and under are not admitted.

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The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to
32. It
seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called
documentaries.

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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's
dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner
gets $3 a
year for a million years.

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Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned
down. In
fact, it took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate
40.

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(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked
the
driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what

[powerhouse]

A man walked into a bakery shop in Denton, Texas and asked the proprietor if he had a bag of bagels that he could sell to him.

Replied the proprietor, "A bage ol' what?"

[eubi]

The Predators started a hockey team in Nashville, TN.

It's the first time in NHL history that the spectators have fewer teeth than the players.

I apologize, for making fun of the fine city of Nashville and the people that live there. And please help the starving pygmies in New Guinea, Amen.