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01-31-07, 08:47 AM
A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire
estate
in trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.
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Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or
more. They
were told 17 and under are not admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to
32. It
seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called
documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's
dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner
gets $3 a
year for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned
down. In
fact, it took out the whole trailer park.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate
40.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked
the
driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what
estate
in trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or
more. They
were told 17 and under are not admitted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to
32. It
seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called
documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's
dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner
gets $3 a
year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned
down. In
fact, it took out the whole trailer park.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate
40.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked
the
driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what