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02-06-07, 10:53 AM
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any #$#$% bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any #$#$% bread, ask me again and I'll nail your #$#$%ing beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a #$#$%ing bird!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No!"
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Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No!"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any #$#$% bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any #$#$% bread, ask me again and I'll nail your #$#$%ing beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a #$#$%ing bird!"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No!"
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Duck: "Got any bread?"