BMX - stolen bike recovery vid

http://www.littermag.com/videos/bikethief.html

not bmx...

im happy.

im FitRider 921.

pretty rad.

im not pretty rad.
fixed.

wasnt that funny

that was very funny
thanks

i **** fat chicks


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Artist: N.W.A. f/ Eazy E
Album: N.W.A. and the Posse
Song: Fat Girl

[Fat girl!]
[You're a fat girl]
[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X)

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block
And already got a fat girl on my jock
Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze
Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do?
I busted a U, went tha other way again
but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Stampede was rushin, I double looked
and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Five four three ugly as can be, she said

[Ron-de-vu]
Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)
Huhu yes you do suga
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
We was slow dancin, give ya all this body

[Eazy-E]
When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

[CHORUS:]
[I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
I was hell, victim of a scandal
coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She kept on comin because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, now I was doomed
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
That's tha story, it's quite ill
and all fat girls y'all besta chill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

[CHORUS]

That was hella funny!

That was hella funny!
You are not allowed to say the word "hella". Remove it from your personal dictionary/vocabulary.

That was Cam Mcaul, he's a pretty decent rider.

Nice one. That looked like a really nice hardtail, what was it?

Artist: N.W.A. f/ Eazy E
Album: N.W.A. and the Posse
Song: Fat Girl

[Fat girl!]
[You're a fat girl]
[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X)

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block
And already got a fat girl on my jock
Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze
Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do?
I busted a U, went tha other way again
but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Stampede was rushin, I double looked
and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Five four three ugly as can be, she said

[Ron-de-vu]
Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)
Huhu yes you do suga
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
We was slow dancin, give ya all this body

[Eazy-E]
When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

[CHORUS:]
[I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
I was hell, victim of a scandal
coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She kept on comin because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, now I was doomed
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
That's tha story, it's quite ill
and all fat girls y'all besta chill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

[CHORUS]

artist: del the funkee homosapien
album: i wish my brother george was here
song: dark skin girls

As simple as it sounds
it's as simple as it ought to be
light skin girls lack the dark skin quality
ya don't understand?
You want an explanation?
Well let D e L release the frustration
as I see it
every single day
light skin girls ain't satisfied unless they get their way
always
plus they act stuck up
they all add up to one great big ***** up
they try to play suck up
when they want somethin'
then always leave a brother with nothin'
ya think ya look better cause ya skin's a little bit lighter?
You're thinkin' you're my type
like I was a typewriter?
No, ya think ya all-uh-that and all-uh-this
but you ain't really ****
without a makeup kit
see, ya might be light
but ya ugly to me
black is beautiful
to me, that's beauty.
[CHROUS:]
"Dark skin girls are better than light skin, light skin girls ain't
better than dark skin,...
CUBE: I disagree homeboy!"
Now
lets get to the problems
and see if there's a way to solve them
problem #1, has got to be the attitude
which is usually vain, selfish & rude
personality, wit 'er nose stuck up
so don't try talkin' to her
or walkin' with her
to class cause it's out of the question
cause you bein' dark is the wrong complexion
for her,
she wish she was light, though
I mean lighter than light
or as close to white as possible
but I fight to stay a brother
you see,
green and dark skin sisters are the color
this don't apply to all the girls with light skin
just the ones with their heads up their rear end
cause if ya did, static would occur
dark skin cuties is what I prefer
now, look at her
her vision is a blur
cause contact lenses only let ya see Benzes
plus she would fuss & cuss if I tried to talk to her
cause I'm a man who rides the bus
I get frustrated
well, lets say I used to
now a dark & lovely
is who I give juice to
so come on
step to Del if ya with this
this is the facts
so brothers don't forget this.
[CHORUS:]
[INTERLUDE:]
I can't understand
you light skin wenches
ya think ya all that cause ya have long extensions?
Your hair was natural
now ya got played out braids
you woulda looked better with a fade
dark skin girls are so fly, so honest, so sweet
that's the type of girl I wanna meet
complete,
not phony or a fake like you are
see, Del is bolder
I tap you on the shoulder
and say, 'Hey lighty
could you tap that sister for me?'
But you love Mr. Loveable
so you'll just ignore me
so find another tip that you can hop upon
to get with me ya need some sun and some Coppertone
you'll take a white boyfriend before a black one
that's why Del has to stand and attack one
next time you see a girl darker than you
no disrespct when you met her, cause the girl looked better than you.
[CHORUS:]

Artist: Eightdip
Album: Follow This
Song: Shut up

Shut up with the lyrics
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Chorus:

Shut up with the lyrics
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DAMN

My lyrics were godly, so there is no problem with them.

as were mine.

yours was too long. i didnt bother to read it.

cruisin down the street in my '64
now its like that
and its like this
i took her to the pad and we started to kiss
now my dicks on hard
you know what im thinking
took the panties off and ***** was stinkin
pulled off the drawers and we started to begin
now the ***** is wet so my dick slides in
oh heidi heidi heidi you **
riding on the spot
and im pushin kinda slow so
fee fi fo **** fum shes scratchin on my back
now here she comes and i
gotta get a nut gotta get nut
gotta get it quick you know
because i love this **** so

Gimme that that that nut
gimme that that that nut
gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

ok back back to the ****ing basics
took off yours and now i want you to taste
open wide oh no dont you waste
AAHHH **** all over your face kid

You know you know one thing
You know me and i like slang
My dick you know what
so roll over girl while i stick it in ya
but i'll turn it out
while im riding that ass
scream and shout
my name is the same
just another ***** that i had to tame so

Ooooh.. get it on baby
Ooooh.. get it on baby
Ooooh.. get it on baby
Gimme that nut

Gimme that that that nut
gimme that that that nut
gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
(x2)

now i love *****
and ***** loves me
like a lemon to the lime
like a bumble to the be
you know its real good
a ****** cant resist it
couldnt be a fruit loop
so dont get me twisted
CUZZ>>>
In some ***** is the place for me
Always ****ing is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
**** THIS **** JUST LET ME PUT MY DICK INSIDE

sooo

Gimme that that that nut
gimme that that that nut
gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
(x290834702)

my tribute in this thread to NWA/Eazy E

Nice one. That looked like a really nice hardtail, what was it?

One that wants to be a BMX.

my tribute in this thread to NWA/Eazy E
I listened to that song today. good stuff.

have you heard "players club"?

yeah.

From: Black Star - What is Beef?

"...Yeah, beef is not what Ja said to 50
Beef is more than Irv not bein here with me
When a soldier ends his life with his own gun
Beef is tryin' to figure out what to tell his son
Beef is oil prices and geopolitics
Beef is Iraq, the West Bank, and Gaza Strip
Some beef is big and some beef is small
But what y'all call beef is not beef at all..."

Im black yall
and im black yall
and im blackity black and im black yall
and im bliggity black blackity black black ba blackity black yall
because im back and im black
and im black yall and im black yall
and im blackity black black ba black.

Thats good to know :D