cydisc
02-12-07, 11:24 PM
68.
Once you get to 69, you have to turn around.
Once you get to 69, you have to turn around.
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Extort
02-18-07, 06:04 PM
69
Once you get to 69 you blow a rod...
Once you get to 69 you blow a rod...
ken cummings
02-18-07, 06:39 PM
The police asked the young widow how her elderly husband had died. "We always made love on Sundays in time with the church bells. He would be here today if that $^&# fire truck had not gone by."
feba
02-19-07, 04:45 AM
This thread is a living example of "Funny, Funnier, Funniest!"
bigpedaler
03-03-07, 11:44 PM
68.
Once you get to 69, you have to turn around.
why is 68 better than 69?
you do me & I'll owe you one.
Once you get to 69, you have to turn around.
why is 68 better than 69?
you do me & I'll owe you one.
foehn
03-05-07, 04:20 PM
69
Once you get to 69 you blow a rod...
Really should be "Once you bet to 69 you blow a rod and eat it. . . !"
Once you get to 69 you blow a rod...
Really should be "Once you bet to 69 you blow a rod and eat it. . . !"
a2psyklnut
03-09-07, 03:25 PM
What is 6.9?
A good time ruined by a period!!!
A good time ruined by a period!!!
daveloud
04-21-07, 09:54 AM
Q: How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking immediately after having sex?
A: Use more lube!
A: Use more lube!
Stacey
04-21-07, 10:29 AM
What's the square root of 69?
Eight somethin'.
Eight somethin'.
foehn
04-21-07, 11:06 AM
Q: How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking immediately after having sex?
A: Use more lube!
A little, old, rickety man walks into a house of ill repute and toddles up to the Madam. "I want a woman!"
She looks him over and asks, "Are you sure you can handle it ol' man?"
"Sure, no problem!"
She sends him into a room and tells him that when he is ready, come out and the girls will be all ready for him to choose from.
All the women are lined up in various states of undress, laughing about this old guy that's gonna "attempt to do" one of them when out walks the decrepit old man, naked except for a condom, a pair of nose plugs, and a pair of earplugs.
The madam laughs and pulls an earplug out of the old man's ear. "Old man, I know what the condom is for, but what about the nose plugs and earplugs?" she snorts.
He replies "Ain't nothing I hate worse than the sound of a screamin' woman and the smell of burnin' rubber!"
A: Use more lube!
A little, old, rickety man walks into a house of ill repute and toddles up to the Madam. "I want a woman!"
She looks him over and asks, "Are you sure you can handle it ol' man?"
"Sure, no problem!"
She sends him into a room and tells him that when he is ready, come out and the girls will be all ready for him to choose from.
All the women are lined up in various states of undress, laughing about this old guy that's gonna "attempt to do" one of them when out walks the decrepit old man, naked except for a condom, a pair of nose plugs, and a pair of earplugs.
The madam laughs and pulls an earplug out of the old man's ear. "Old man, I know what the condom is for, but what about the nose plugs and earplugs?" she snorts.
He replies "Ain't nothing I hate worse than the sound of a screamin' woman and the smell of burnin' rubber!"
scrapmetal
04-27-07, 01:12 PM
Did you hear the one about the 90 year old who married the 93 year old?
They spent the entire honeymoon getting out of the limo.
They spent the entire honeymoon getting out of the limo.