Foo - Another Valentine for hire!

I'm for sale today!

Benefits:
I can (usually) spell very, very well.
Have had certain...skills (including cooking) praised publicly.
Cook very well, at least for my taste (Do you like salmon? I'll rock your socks off. Proverbially, of course.)
Cook wild salmon.
Neckrubs and footrubs by a professional.
Serenades come easily.
Enjoy all kinds of food, so whatever you want to share with me, you can!
Moonlit hikes in the nicest trails.
I'll eat...fire...for you! Heck, I'll teach you if you want!

I come with a money-back guarantee that you will have fun and feel good!

you better make it very clear if you are a dude or a chick pretty quick or else you might be getting some unwanted attention.

Got change for a ten.... cent piece? :lol:

You're a dude. Antics like this only work if you are an attractive woman with questionable morals.
But he's not fussy.

Bet you never had rattie kisses, you feel diferently if you've had :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7M1o0Kl7PNU

Hey! This was MY idea. :mad: :D


Sexy wimmins look here: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=269172

Maybe you guys can be each other's Valentines! :)

Be sure to put candy hearts in the envelopes. ;)

Maybe you guys can be each other's Valentines! :)


:beer: :lol:

You're a dude. Antics like this only work if you are an attractive woman with questionable morals.

Let me grab my wig...

And rattie kisses are good by me!

Stacey, for a ten center, I have a nickle and four pennies.

Hey Waaiiiiiiiiiit a minute. You said you'd do that for me for free!! Oh that's messed up

I'm for sale today!

Benefits:
I can (usually) spell very, very well.
Have had certain...skills (including cooking) praised publicly.
Cook very well, at least for my taste (Do you like salmon? I'll rock your socks off. Proverbially, of course.)
Cook wild salmon.
Neckrubs and footrubs by a professional.
Serenades come easily.
Enjoy all kinds of food, so whatever you want to share with me, you can!
Moonlit hikes in the nicest trails.
I'll eat...fire...for you! Heck, I'll teach you if you want!

I come with a money-back guarantee that you will have fun and feel good!


Good deal, but i am not interested:p .

Let me grab my wig...

And rattie kisses are good by me!

Stacey, for a ten center, I have a nickle and four pennies.
Dood, you drive a hard bargian, but what the hell :D

Hot freaky sex, here! Got some hot freaky sex for sale! Half-priced for tonight only! Hot freaky sex!

Hot freaky sex, here! Got some hot freaky sex for sale! Half-priced for tonight only! Hot freaky sex!

Who did you steal it from and where did you stash the body?

Danno. Boiler room.

I'm for sale today!

Benefits:
I can (usually) spell very, very well.
Have had certain...skills (including cooking) praised publicly.
Cook very well, at least for my taste (Do you like salmon? I'll rock your socks off. Proverbially, of course.)
Cook wild salmon.
Neckrubs and footrubs by a professional.
Serenades come easily.
Enjoy all kinds of food, so whatever you want to share with me, you can!
Moonlit hikes in the nicest trails.
I'll eat...fire...for you! Heck, I'll teach you if you want!

I come with a money-back guarantee that you will have fun and feel good!
You do not list the price, good sir.

Maybe it's negotiable.

You do not list the price, good sir.
Dear lady, please see post #11. :p

Maybe it's negotiable.

I have a...sliding scale...

I have a...sliding scale...
How compassionate of you. ;)

How compassionate of you. ;)

What? You don't want to slide on my scale? :p

I'll take you on big boy.
I'm not gay, but i'mm willing to compromise for you.
you know what they say, once you go "fat" you never go back.
And I put the "Clyde" in clydesdale!!!

Now come here and give me that foot rub!! My corns are killing me.