Do you know why people only have sex "Doggie Style" in the south on Sundays?



So they can both watch the NASCAR race :eek:

Ha!

Q: Do you know why strict Baptists are forbidden to have sexual intercourse while standing?

A: It could lead to dancing.

why can't a guy marry a virgin in the south?

"If she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours, son."

What does a southern daughter say after sex?
"Git offa me, Pa, yer crushing mah cigarettes!"

why do hill-billy's like halloween?



because they get to pump-kin.

and here's one the owner of an lbs told me the other day.



did you hear about the queer bear?

he laid his paw on the table.

How did the hillbilly circumcize his son?







Kicked his daughter in the chin.