Jokes & Humor - Sex in the south
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On Your Right
02-15-07, 02:06 PM
Do you know why people only have sex "Doggie Style" in the south on Sundays?
So they can both watch the NASCAR race :eek:
Q: Do you know why strict Baptists are forbidden to have sexual intercourse while standing?
A: It could lead to dancing.
03-04-07, 03:42 PM
why can't a guy marry a virgin in the south?
"If she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours, son."
What does a southern daughter say after sex?
"Git offa me, Pa, yer crushing mah cigarettes!"
03-04-07, 07:15 PM
why do hill-billy's like halloween?
because they get to pump-kin.
03-04-07, 07:16 PM
and here's one the owner of an lbs told me the other day.
did you hear about the queer bear?
he laid his paw on the table.
03-05-07, 06:17 PM
How did the hillbilly circumcize his son?
Kicked his daughter in the chin.
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