BananaTugger
02-17-07, 02:58 AM
What would you do?
Foo - If you were a million dollars...
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jsharr
02-17-07, 07:56 AM
sit in peoples wallets next to their arse covered in cocaine residue.
SingleSpeeDemon
02-17-07, 07:57 AM
...trade myself for almost two Tomahawk cruise missiles.
rando
02-17-07, 09:36 AM
go to vegas!
cinco
02-17-07, 12:07 PM
Wait for naked people to roll around on me. Then I'd strike.
maximan1
02-17-07, 02:03 PM
Spend myself
Pheard
02-17-07, 02:06 PM
I'd buy everyone who's close to me a bike. Whatever they wanted. :)
mlts22
02-17-07, 02:25 PM
End up funding the local PD's new lot of vehicles when collected out of some car during a record meth bust.
CrosseyedCrickt
02-17-07, 03:33 PM
Well, I'm just a Workin' Man's Dollar
In the pocket of his old blue jeans
I ain't like my Wall Street brother
He's in a bank so shiny and clean
Well, I'm faded and I'm wrinkled
Tattered and stained with sweat
But I'm the 1st one called when Uncle Sam Needs a hand with the
National Debt
I've been wages for the farm hand
For drivin' an old John Deere
I've been laid on a bar in a tavern
To buy a workin' man an ice-cold beer
I've been tipped to a truck-stop waitress
Taped where I was torn
And in the hand of a child I was laid on a plate
In a church on Sunday morn
They say I'm the root of all evil
I bring lust, power and greed
But this Workin' Man's Dollar only buys the things
A workin' man really needs
Well, they say I'm worth about fifty-cents
In this modern inflated age
But don't tell that to the young man slavin'
To make it on a minimum wage
Or that single workin' mother
She's been scapin' to make ends meet
To make a house a home
Keep food on the table
And shoes on her baby's feet
Well, I know my days are numbered
I'm gettin' threadbare and wearin' thin
And they'll replace me with another
But I'd do it all again
Cuz I've seen this great big country
Passed from hand to callused hand
And I've got to say that I'm mighty proud
That I belong to a workin' man
-Chris Ledoux "Workin Mans Dollar"
In the pocket of his old blue jeans
I ain't like my Wall Street brother
He's in a bank so shiny and clean
Well, I'm faded and I'm wrinkled
Tattered and stained with sweat
But I'm the 1st one called when Uncle Sam Needs a hand with the
National Debt
I've been wages for the farm hand
For drivin' an old John Deere
I've been laid on a bar in a tavern
To buy a workin' man an ice-cold beer
I've been tipped to a truck-stop waitress
Taped where I was torn
And in the hand of a child I was laid on a plate
In a church on Sunday morn
They say I'm the root of all evil
I bring lust, power and greed
But this Workin' Man's Dollar only buys the things
A workin' man really needs
Well, they say I'm worth about fifty-cents
In this modern inflated age
But don't tell that to the young man slavin'
To make it on a minimum wage
Or that single workin' mother
She's been scapin' to make ends meet
To make a house a home
Keep food on the table
And shoes on her baby's feet
Well, I know my days are numbered
I'm gettin' threadbare and wearin' thin
And they'll replace me with another
But I'd do it all again
Cuz I've seen this great big country
Passed from hand to callused hand
And I've got to say that I'm mighty proud
That I belong to a workin' man
-Chris Ledoux "Workin Mans Dollar"
I am The Edge
02-17-07, 04:39 PM
2 chix at the same time.
i think i could hook that up.
i think i could hook that up.
cydisc
02-17-07, 06:16 PM
That all depends. Am I 100's or singles?