Foo - I Am A Stripper

Yep, I am a stripper!!!! Been riding the trainer alot and started playing with the fit on my Falcon. Angled the seat up and moved it aft. Decided the bars needed to be move down a bit. As I am as snugging the clamp bolt down, I feel that wonderful sensation we all love so much. You know the one, tight, tight, suddenly loose!!!! DANG! Completely stripped that motha!!! Gonna go hit the C&V forum looking for a stem.

:lol:

what are you laughing at?:D

Sorry for your loss (is that better?)

:lol: you're the cutest stripper.

Might check Sheldon Browne's site, too. ((hugs)) Oh, the price of owning a vintage bike. :rolleyes:

Much, thanks. Debating whether to unwrap bars and remove levers or hang the Falcon up and mount the Trek in the trainer.

if you womens will just tuck some dollars in my riding shorts, I can afford a new stem. I said WOMENS! You mens just leave your money in that can over there.

Salsa SUL!

I was expecting something like "the back side of my shorts ripped open while riding today" or " I just installed a gold anodized seatpost on my bike".

Yep, I am a stripper!!!! Been riding the trainer alot and started playing with the fit on my Falcon. Angled the seat up and moved it aft. Decided the bars needed to be move down a bit. As I am as snugging the clamp bolt down, I feel that wonderful sensation we all love so much. You know the one, tight, tight, suddenly loose!!!! DANG! Completely stripped that motha!!! Gonna go hit the C&V forum looking for a stem.


Work that pole girl friend:rolleyes: .

Just got back from Cuda's place with my new stem and some anatomic bars that don't quite fit. Already have new stem and old bars back on bike, levers on bars and getting ready to ride the trainer. Thanks Cuda and Lotek!!!!!

While both of those things may be true or may have even happened to me, no gold stem and no busted shorts today, yet.

Though on a related note, my wife took our five year old shopping for pants, and in true mom fashion, had him drop trou in the store aisle today to try on a pair of pants. He forget to tell her he was going commando today. Thats my boy!:D

How 'bout that. I've done some stripping in my day too. Generally in a sandblasting booth though... but that still counts, doesn't it?

You know it does, stripping is stripping in my book. And after just spending 30 minutes on the trainer with the new stem, I think I like it better. Had to go from 110 mm to 100 mm but beggars can't be choosers.

While both of those things may be true or may have even happened to me, no gold stem and no busted shorts today, yet.

Though on a related note, my wife took our five year old shopping for pants, and in true mom fashion, had him drop trou in the store aisle today to try on a pair of pants. He forget to tell her he was going commando today. Thats my boy!:D
A real cyclist in the making. :D Makes Vega's heart a-flutter so. Oh, give Vega another CatDaddy. I'm so proud of yourn awfsprang, Jeff! :D

Lookin' at the lines on the palms, I see...uh...uh...TdF as a distinct possibility. Um. At this point. Please reread, Jeffy, "It's Not About The Bike" in the meantime. <supportive Vega look>

??? I don't get it.

http://akamaipix.crutchfield.com/lifestyle/2000/l18119000.jpeg

Jshar, this made the news (http://wasarrested.com/story.cgi?t=Richardson%2C+Texas+Man+admits+he's+a+stripper.&cty=Richardson%2C+Texas&c=In+a+really+random+announcement+today.+Richardson,+Texas+Resident,+Jshar+has+come+out+and+announce d+that+he+is+a+stripper.+He+claims+the+bolts+on+his+bike+are+what+made+him+become+a+stripper.%0D%0A% 0D%0AOther+members+comments+have+ranged+from,+I'm+shocked+to+%22This+is+a+suprise%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0AJ shar+will+be+doing+several+shows+a+day+at+an+undisclosed+location.&i=http%3A%2F%2Fversion2.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1%2Fjsharr.gif)

;)

Okay, that was HILARIOUS. I am sitting in my office/bar laughing my arse off. Thanks for that.

:beer:

Jshar, this made the news (http://wasarrested.com/story.cgi?t=Richardson%2C+Texas+Man+admits+he's+a+stripper.&cty=Richardson%2C+Texas&c=In+a+really+random+announcement+today.+Richardson,+Texas+Resident,+Jshar+has+come+out+and+announce d+that+he+is+a+stripper.+He+claims+the+bolts+on+his+bike+are+what+made+him+become+a+stripper.%0D%0A% 0D%0AOther+members+comments+have+ranged+from,+I'm+shocked+to+%22This+is+a+suprise%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0AJ shar+will+be+doing+several+shows+a+day+at+an+undisclosed+location.&i=http%3A%2F%2Fversion2.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1%2Fjsharr.gif)

;)
petes news story was funnier :D

petes news story was funnier :D
linkie please for the in the dark texan.

Put it this way. It was so good, its gone now. Dang mods...........:rolleyes:




:D

linkie please for the in the dark texan.
it was very quickly removed by a mod.

Nyah nyah. I said it first pizza man! You're too slow with the enter button.

im just too slow in general :(

Put it this way. It was so good, its gone now. Dang mods...........:rolleyes:




:D
Talk nice about the mods, the stem I got as a hand me down from Cuda was a hand me down from Lotek. I guess you could say my stem has been heavily MOD ified?

Was there a reason nobody wanted it Jeff? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Well either way that was pretty cool of them. :)













Did that work?

im just too slow in general :(


Oh don't you fret now, don't you fret *pats Pizza man on head* Sometimes slow is better.;)

'Specially if it lasts longer than 22 seconds. :rolleyes:

'Specially if it lasts longer than 22 seconds. :rolleyes:
that is enough time to ride 2.8 bulls

what are you laughing at?:D

Step away from the tools, gorilla. :eek:

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Gee Rocky, sometimes I don't know my own strenght!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Catdaddy................laughing with you not at you. We have all done this some time or another.