General Cycling Discussion - which catalog has the best looking models?

i think that one black haired lady in the colorado cyclist catalog is quite hot!!!

the performance models usually looks really scrawny/pale/geeky in comparison.

who do you think chooses the best models (male and female) to show off their wares?

Victoria's Secret...oh, you mean BIKE catalogs!:D

I haven't seen any models in any cycling catalogs that I would consider "hot". Some look like cyclists (leg muscles) but many look like models you might see in almost any catalog.

Originally posted by deliriou5
i think that one black haired lady in the colorado cyclist catalog is quite hot!!!


Ditto that. I've noticed her for a few years now.

There are models in those catalogues?
I thought it was all just bike porn. . . :D

Marty

my family photo album.

Bike models? You mean like this (http://www.kustomkruiser.com/)?

:) I think Niki Gudex (mtb racer/model) is pretty cute.You can find her here. http://www.nikigudex.com/

It doesnt get any better looking than her in my opinion! WOW

I thoroughly enjoy the Wrench Science ads on cyclingnews.com
Smokin hot. But, when you go to their site.....nothing. :(

I seem to remember some of those Marzoochi (sp?) fork models from their catalogs being awfully hot.

But I agree, it's tuff to beat Niki.

http://www.totallykylie.com/TK/Multimedia/Pictures/minog22.JPG

I know it's not from a cycling catalogue and I don't know if she is actually a cyclist, but I figured, what the hell!

I read Niki's short bio. Not only is she a great mtb racer but brains to boot! Oh yeah, I forgot, this about how she looks...obviously very striking and beautiful.

cute face, personally i like a little more meat on a women. find a nice soft women to snuggle with yet who is strong enough to throw ya while wrestling around and not afraid to black an eye if ya need it.

Originally posted by cbhungry
I read Niki's short bio. Not only is she a great mtb racer but brains to boot! Oh yeah, I forgot, this about how she looks...obviously very striking and beautiful.

Actually, if you want to expand this thread beyond the catalogs and into real cyclists and their bodies as works of art you need to consider Elaine Ann Tierney's "The Art of Mountain Biking" collections embodied in the Feminine & Masculine Frames calendar art. These are real cyclists who aren't selling anything -- well, except calendars -- that isn't labelled as what it is... the human body as art through the creative eye of a photographer in the perfect medium: black & white.

Since this is a forum that attracts a wide range of readers with varying levels of maturity I would remind y'all that we're talking about photos that depict human bodies as works of art which demand an open mind. If you've been to an art museum and didn't blush or point and giggle you'll probably appreciate these; otherwise, I'd suggest you pass and not visit the feminineframes Web site.

Pinarello has also done a very artistic black & white photo calendar; however, the artist based his compositions on loosely contrasting "naked" bike frames and models as a study in forms. At least in my opinion, the Pinarello art images are far less interesting than the Feminine / MasculineFrames art images since the models are just that.... models and not athlete-cyclists.

Again, let me remind readers that a mature appreciation of the human body is required if you go in search of this material. If you're offended, embarrassed or otherwise made uneasy by the sight of human bodies depicted as art please "pass" on the material.

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Going b the catalogs I get I think hands down the winner is the babe in CC catalog.

Originally posted by Gojohnnygo.
:) I think Niki Gudex (mtb racer/model) is pretty cute.You can find her here. http://www.nikigudex.com/

I'm in LOVE!!!!:love:

Oh my...what catalogue can I order Niki out of?? ;)

lol who goes biking in their underwear????

and no... that guy who wears that thong doesn't count....

Originally posted by Markster
http://www.totallykylie.com/TK/Multimedia/Pictures/minog22.JPG

I know it's not from a cycling catalogue and I don't know if she is actually a cyclist, but I figured, what the hell!

You ought to warn people of the content of that post.

oh to be that cannondale. :D

Originally posted by Mike in KS
cute face, personally i like a little more meat on a women. find a nice soft women to snuggle with yet who is strong enough to throw ya while wrestling around and not afraid to black an eye if ya need it.


There is a downside to this though.


I have noticed that the pleasantly plump, big breatsed, voluptuous types are very likely to become bloated warthogs in their 40's. Especially after childbirth. No offense to those who may be reading but I prefer thin women that can add 20-40 lbs without becoming cottage cheese blobs with body dimples everywhere.


I'm sooo rude.

There's also Corine Dorland...

(WARNING - some may find this risque)
http://gallery.consumerreview.com/mtbr/gallery/pictures/corine_dorland.jpg

And who can forget Paola Pezzo?

http://www.paolapezzo.it/index-en.html
http://www.monmouth.com/~gdibarba/pezzopage.htm

Tara Llanes is popular....I can't imagine why....Pic may be considered racy, as it apeared in Maxim...

http://www.dhrace.com/interviews/voreis/maxim1.jpg

Victoria's Secret...oh, you mean BIKE catalogs!:D

I'd say Fredricks of Hollywood is nice also..... I can imagine bikes if needed LOL

Knog. definetly the Knog catalog.

Assos and Craft. The male models tend to be a little on the International Male side, if you get my drift. Just a little to pretty. The female models are hawt!

Tara Llanes is popular....I can't imagine why....Pic may be considered racy, as it apeared in Maxim...


Let's hope she fully recovers from her accident.

oh, not a catalog, but definetly bicycling related, and HOT.....

the pez cycling news "Daily Distractions"

www.pezcyclingnews.com

I seem to remember some of those Marzoochi (sp?) fork models from their catalogs being awfully hot.

But I agree, it's tuff to beat Niki.

I'm pretty sure I have a Marzocchi poster from Interbike (unsigned) as well as a couple of signed posters of Niki. Shoot me an email if you can't live without one. Personally, I don't think Niki's much to look at. She's fit, but there's nothing striking or memorable about her.

It's really hard to say who looks the best. I mean, how do you know (http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/faking-fitness-really-its-time-to-stop-with-the-photoshop-307633.php)?

It's really hard to say who looks the best. I mean, how do you know (http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/faking-fitness-really-its-time-to-stop-with-the-photoshop-307633.php)?

Ouch.

It's ok, everyone is entitled to a fantasy life. The problem is when you don't know the difference between fantasy and reality. Then it's called psychosis. ;)

It's ok, everyone is entitled to a fantasy life. The problem is when you don't know the difference between fantasy and reality. Then it's called psychosis. ;)

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