Foo - I Hate Everybody

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patentcad
02-22-07, 07:49 PM
In light of the stupid 'I Love Jan' thread it had to be said.

Did I leave anyone out? I think 'everybody' is sufficiently broad.


svt4cam
02-22-07, 07:50 PM
In light of the stupid 'I Love Jan' thread it had to be said.

Did I leave anyone out? I think 'everybody' is sufficiently broad.

What about Demi Moore??

Namenda
02-22-07, 07:51 PM
Even Helen Keller? Wow, that's cold...


patentcad
02-22-07, 07:51 PM
What about Demi Moore??

Yep. She's a sufficient broad.

svt4cam
02-22-07, 07:53 PM
Yep. She's a sufficient broad.

What did she ever do to you besides shave her head and divorce Bruce Willis?

patentcad
02-22-07, 07:55 PM
What did she ever do to you?

Nothing. That sucks dude.

VT Biker
02-22-07, 07:57 PM
I hate people who ride Specialized. I especially hate people who ride Cervelo's, and I really, really hate people who ride BD bikes. I also hate people who wear mirrors on their helmets. And I think they should outlaw fat people in spandex. Make them wear baggy shorts, and an overcoat until their guts stop hanging out.

I hate myself for this thread, and I really hate RyanF for starting this entire stupid venture.

DrPete
02-22-07, 07:57 PM
Why are you being hating the Jan?

patentcad
02-22-07, 08:03 PM
Does the Geneva Convention appy to Ryanf?

You gotta wonder.

VT Biker
02-22-07, 08:05 PM
Ask Attorney Alberto Gonzalez. I think even I would agree with the AG on letting people torture RyanF.

patentcad
02-22-07, 08:09 PM
Ask Attorney Alberto Gonzalez. I think even I would agree with the AG on letting people torture RyanF.

The problem is that there's a 99.99999% probablility that there is no intelligence to be extracted from him however. Like you didn't know that already.

And still, I think the consensus would be F Geneva in this case. I think we can all agree on that.

I may hate everybody, but not equally. Some can really peg the disdainometer.

CrimsonKarter21
02-22-07, 08:12 PM
If you were all Smurf's, what would you name yourselves?







I hate Raymond.

Ryanf
02-22-07, 08:13 PM
The problem is that there's a 99.99999% probablility that there is no intelligence to be extracted from him however. Like you didn't know that already.

And still, I think the consensus would be F Geneva in this case. I think we can all agree on that.

I may hate everybody, but not equally. Some can really peg the disdainometer.

wrong quiz me i know every thing except how to spell

patentcad
02-22-07, 08:15 PM
wrong quiz me i know every thing except how to spell

You discover puncutation and capitalization, and we'll move right on to spelling Ryan. Uncle Pcad PROMISES!

Now it's bedtime buckaroo!! Don't forget that sippy cup.

Namenda
02-22-07, 08:16 PM
No bottles in bed...causes tooth decay.

svt4cam
02-22-07, 08:17 PM
[QUOTE=CrimsonKarter21]If you were all Smurf's, what would you name yourselves?



http://www.schtroumpf.com/cgi-bin/rand_strip.cgi Vomitsmurf

svt4cam
02-22-07, 08:22 PM
forget i said anything please
will you forget when i am the only 8 time tour de france winner

Regretably.....yes!

patentcad
02-22-07, 08:24 PM
Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

Silly weenies. They'll see....

svt4cam
02-22-07, 08:25 PM
Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

Silly weenies. They'll see....

Now how did this end up here without I love Jan Ullrich and company??

Shifty
02-22-07, 08:28 PM
Is "Jan" like short for January? Is his real name January Ulrich?:D

Patriot
02-22-07, 08:30 PM
I can't believe you hate.....

BARNEY!!!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Barneythedino.jpg

Brian
02-22-07, 09:09 PM
I hate Raymond.

Everybody loves him.

SpiderMike
02-22-07, 09:21 PM
sigh in relief. I was afraid that this was a Foo attempt at last year's "I hate everbody" thread from teh SS/FG section.

Viva le Natty Fab (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=180023&highlight=natty+fab)

bikingshearer
02-22-07, 09:32 PM
I am quite fond of a fair number of individuals. I detest mankind in the aggregate. Actually, mixing in most of mankind ina big batch of aggregate might not be such bad idea. Ahh, but the logistics . . . .

Dannihilator
02-22-07, 09:54 PM
Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

Silly weenies. They'll see....

Apparently someone who never leaves a particular forum thought it would be ok to post something off topic in a cycling related forum.:rolleyes:

Siu Blue Wind
02-22-07, 10:03 PM
Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

Silly weenies. They'll see....

But wait. I like weenies. :) And what do you mean "they'll see?".........OMG!! FLASHER! :eek: EVERYBODY RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

atomship47
02-23-07, 08:14 AM
In light of the stupid 'I Love Jan' thread it had to be said.

Did I leave anyone out? I think 'everybody' is sufficiently broad.

i hate everybody too, but i'm no misanthrope

snowy
02-23-07, 08:22 AM
Apparently some misguided moderator thought this belonged in the 'foo' dept.

Silly weenies. They'll see....

Ohhh I guess that makes me the weenie!!! WOOOHOOO:D Now the day is complete.

gurana
02-23-07, 08:25 AM
I had a friend in college that would often state, "I hate everybody by default"... His theory being that odds are better that after getting to know a person he'd most likely hate them anyways, so he'll just hate everybody until persuaded otherwise.

jsharr
02-23-07, 08:27 AM
Jesus tells us to hate the sin, love the sinner. Jesus loves you and I love you.

Stacey
02-23-07, 08:42 AM
In light of the stupid 'I Love Jan' thread it had to be said.

Did I leave anyone out? I think 'everybody' is sufficiently broad.
That's ok, Jesus loves you.




Everyone else thinks your're a ****** bag, but Jesus loves you.!

atomship47
02-23-07, 08:44 AM
That's ok, Jesus loves you.




Everyone else thinks your're a ****** bag, but Jesus loves you.!



hehehe. i saw a t-shirt that said on the front "JESUS LOVES YOU"

and on the back it said, "but everyone else thinks you're an a&^hole!"