Foo - Adult movies, a sword, and meeting the neighbors

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HigherGround
02-22-07, 10:24 PM
First, a disclaimer that this may not be safe for work if you have a really PC work environment, or really sensitive internet filters. The article mentions p0rn, but it doesn't actually contain any (sorry to disappoint).

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/porn.sword.ap/index.html (CNN story)

So... let the punch lines begin:

1) "So, there I was polishing my sword, when the downstairs neighbor kicks in the door..."

2) That guy is SO grounded when his mom gets home...

3) How to meet your neighbors in one easy step.

4) It's hard to imagine he'd do something like that. He looks so well-adjusted in the photograph.


feba
02-22-07, 11:06 PM
5) Does his mother know he perks his sword up whenever he hears a woman moaning?

catatonic
02-23-07, 08:19 AM
Well, the guy heard his neighbor was polishing his sword, and he wanted to duel him.....


cycle17
02-23-07, 09:22 AM
Actually, if there really was a woman in trouble upstairs..this guy would be a hero. But the story is pretty funny!

HigherGround
02-23-07, 06:28 PM
Actually, if there really was a woman in trouble upstairs..this guy would be a hero. But the story is pretty funny!

That thought occurred to me too... He would have had his 15 minutes of fame as a pop culture icon, and possibly a made-for-TV movie as well.

russiankdi
02-23-07, 07:59 PM
I cannot see how they can charge him with anything considering he was just trying to save someone he though was getting raped. Now since it was just the sound, he was mistaken, and not his fault.

feba
02-23-07, 08:33 PM
It's probably for the way he threatened the guy and basically invaded his home, especially since he didn't call police instead. Nowadays, there's no excuse for that, there's ALWAYS a phone nearby.

1slowbastard
02-23-07, 09:28 PM
I cannot see how they can charge him with anything considering he was just trying to save someone he though was getting raped. Now since it was just the sound, he was mistaken, and not his fault.

Sucks for the guy, but he committed a crime.