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rousseau
02-23-07, 11:03 AM
What happens when you take a Mennonite fishing? He drinks all your beer.

What happens when you take two Mennonites fishing? They don't drink any of your beer.
feba
02-24-07, 09:50 PM
That took a few seconds to kick in, and damn that was good.
N_C
03-06-07, 11:51 AM
Isn't or wasn't Floyd Landis Mennonite?
lala
03-06-07, 12:58 PM
I thought it was a mormon joke. :p
here-in-Wyoming
03-11-07, 09:59 PM
yes it supposed to be about mormons...

This is how it should read:

What happens when you take a mormon fishing? He drinks all your beer.

What happens when you take two mormons fishing? They watch each other.
kartoffel
03-12-07, 12:30 AM
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God;
Protestants don't recognize the authority of the pope;
...and Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
FlatTop
03-14-07, 08:42 PM
What does it take to satisfy an Amish woman?

Two Mennonite.
Olebiker
03-19-07, 12:00 PM
Down here we tell that as a Baptist joke.
rousseau
03-26-07, 09:43 AM
yes it supposed to be about mormons...

This is how it should read:

What happens when you take a mormon fishing? He drinks all your beer.

What happens when you take two mormons fishing? They watch each other.
It's not "supposed" to be about Mormons, because it's a Mennonite joke. And it isn't funny the way you've changed it.
Sir Lunch-a-lot
03-26-07, 10:31 AM
Well, being a Mennonite myself, I feel that I can contribute this one:

Q: How does a Mennonite woman take a bath?
A: First she fills up the tub, then she pours the water!
squeakywheel
03-27-07, 10:33 AM
Down here we tell that as a Baptist joke.

Dissing the Babdiss?
N_C
03-27-07, 11:37 AM
It's not "supposed" to be about Mormons, because it's a Mennonite joke. And it isn't funny the way you've changed it.

Lighten up Francis.
Bizurke
03-29-07, 08:07 AM
heard this one the other day..

"You know where you find four Catholics you'll always find a Fifth''

It was freakin hilarious since I was pretty drunk at the time.
Elkhound
04-26-07, 02:42 PM
heard this one the other day..

"You know where you find four Catholics you'll always find a Fifth''

It was freakin hilarious since I was pretty drunk at the time.
I've heard that about Episcopalians.

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put the new one in, and six others to complain that the old one was far more beautiful and dignified.
Alphonso
04-26-07, 07:14 PM
What happens when you take a Mennonite fishing? He drinks all your beer.

What happens when you take two Mennonites fishing? They don't drink any of your beer.


LOL How true!

Where do you live rousseau?

I grew up in St. Jacobs, heart of mennonite land.


Q; Why don't mennonites have sex standing up?

A; It might lead to dancing
scrapmetal
04-27-07, 12:20 PM
What is this:


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Amish Drive-By shooting