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Velo Vol
03-03-07, 04:59 PM
Oh brother (http://cgi.ebay.com/My-love-for-sale_W0QQitemZ120090216616QQihZ002QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).

Ladies, you better get your bids in quickly. You don't get this kind of offer everyday. :rolleyes:

BananaTugger
03-03-07, 05:02 PM
Drat!

No financing. :p
AllenG
03-03-07, 05:02 PM
They already pulled it.
What was it?

Velo Vol
03-03-07, 05:06 PM
Some guy who said he had been cheated on and was offering his "love" for sale.

See here (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2648313).
BananaTugger
03-03-07, 05:07 PM
Well, here is my story:


I am selling my love to someone out there who wants it. I have given so much love and received nothing but hurt. I have come to my wits end and decided that now is the time to sell it. Why? Well I figure that everyone needs love.

Who am I? I am a person who is genuine and true. Kind and gentle yet fun and outgoing.

Why am I selling my love you ask? Well, someone cheated on me! I have decided that if someone cheats, they don't want your love but someone else's. I figure that if someone is bidding on love, they would truly want love, my love. Right now it's couped up and hurting me more. I need to get rid of it. Makes sense right?

I only have enough love for one person. I would like to reserve the right to buy it back, given the opportunity that I can give it to someone who may appreciate it later in life.

This is not about dating. You may send me a note with your questions at y2000me@aol.com, I will answer all.

What you get out of your bid. Well you get my LOVE, undivided and true. I will be your friend forever. Someone to talk to on the phone or in person if needed. Someone with whom you can just cry when things are bad. Someone to hold your hand and make you feel better. An ear when you need one.

Please, If you have cheated DO NOT BID!

Female bidders only please.

On Mar-03-07 at 15:31:16 PST, seller added the following information:

This is not about making money, it's about feeling better. In doing so I cannot accept payment. Trust me I will leave positive feedback.

So, there.
VegaVixen
03-03-07, 05:19 PM
:eek:

My, and he's rather articulate, too. Hm.... Wonder how he looks in Lycra? <:eek: was that an out-loud thought?>
Taerom
03-03-07, 05:22 PM
One Dollar, Bob!
jjvw
03-03-07, 06:43 PM
First my darling love cheats on me and then cruel eBay pulls my auction! O! The insult! O! The injury!

Where is the BF Sale Forum?
Stacey
03-04-07, 04:01 AM
Three doors down, on the left.















































No, your OTHER left!!
Mr. Gear Jammer
03-04-07, 11:19 AM
:eek:

My, and he's rather articulate, too. Hm.... Wonder how he looks in Lycra? <:eek: was that an out-loud thought?>

Your a bad girl Vega:rolleyes: .