Rides and Races - Thy METAL RACE Cometh! Thou Shall Bleed!

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reg: 7:30 race: 8:30 $10 to race. starts at mcgolrick park in greenpoint (nassau and monitor) in brooklyn.

Bring a Sparks to registration and shotgun it to receive manifest. This will be the most brutal race ever! You will bleed and you will be torn up by the end. Just being fast will not win this race. Only the one who is fastest AND most metal will win. Brush up on your ‘Lords of Chaos’ b*tches! This race will have a lot of bonus stuff and checkpoint challenges.

By the way, I know there's a lot of sXe metalheads out there who will want to do this race. We will find other ways to torture you. Bring your own gross beverage (ie. tomato juice or soy milk) to shotgun.

Don’t ask for checkpoint info cause I’m not saying. Open to all riders. If you want to donate or sponsor, pm me.

It should be "Thou shalt bleed." Just sayin.

holy crap!! that sounds awesome, I wish I could come.

i have lords of chaos. i COULD read it again.

but i think the best training is drinking more and listening to slaughter of the soul a lot (...and STILL not showering). this race is gonna rule.

i have lords of chaos. i COULD read it again.

but i think the best training is drinking more and listening to slaughter of the soul a lot (...and STILL not showering). this race is gonna rule.

possible the best training idea ever (?)

yeah, i grabbed a few flyers and a button for this at cambridge bikes...looks killer.

ReLoad April fools is on the 14th. Hope you get a good turnout with another big race in the same weekend.

Sounds like it could be a lot of fun.

Definitely have a Manowar checkpoint.

two races in one weekend would definitely be worth the trip!!!

i've got tentative plans to do both. but training for one is going to conflict with training for the other...

new york will **** you.

that flyer is sick.

I don't know why I thought this was in Boston.
New York Friday and Philly Saturday is totally doable.

what time is the philly race on saturday? we all need to figure out the best time to hop the fung wah.

...and all you bus drunks are on your own this time!

I don't see any time listed anywhere, but theres always the late bus and early bus. i dont think it would be any time before noon though...

Any of you NY kids need a place to sleep in Philly after the ReLoad race, PM me and I'll see what we can set up.

I have a place to stay in NY on Friday, but we should meet up for the bus ride to Philly.

gah. i'm currently debating about not going to class that friday morning, taking the bus from boston to nyc, racing, taking the bus from nyc to philly, racing, taking the bus from philly to boston sunday, and returning to classes monday...

its a good idea.

if i can get a place to crash in philly overnight i might consider it. though i went to philly once, drove there for a baseball game, and got lost; i was 13 or 14 maybe, so i don't know my a*s from my elbow in that city. guess it's time to start studying all those free maps i got from AAA a few years ago.

if i can get a place to crash in philly overnight i might consider it. though i went to philly once, drove there for a baseball game, and got lost; i was 13 or 14 maybe, so i don't know my a*s from my elbow in that city. guess it's time to start studying all those free maps i got from AAA a few years ago.

I sent you a PM about a place to stay.

A race about REAL METAL would start at midnight, which would also allow all us working stiffs from out of town the possibility of making it.

the first step of winning Metalrace is putting the race before your job.

and this way we can still make it to the graveyard by midnight.

It's been a hile, but the giant jewish cemetary on the F line didn't have any night guards last time I was so inclined to get ****ed up and sleep in a graveyard. That was maybe 4, 5 years back- don't know hwo it is now.

i live along the F-line, but i dont remember any jewish cemetaries. unless you mean the one near the vanwyck and the LIE.
also, i'm so up for some graverobbing after the race.
anyone have any chainmail i can wear for the race?

A race about REAL METAL would start at midnight, which would also allow all us working stiffs from out of town the possibility of making it.

debated on making it later, but golden skeletons is right- which is more important, metal or your job? i thought so.

forgot to mention that racers should come in costume for bonus points. specifically black metal costumes with corpse paint. my friend is working on a movie documentary about the norwegian black metal scene (it will seriously blow away 'lords of chaos'). he said if i can get enough people wearing corpse paint, he will come and film it for an extra feature or something in the movie. i will be showing up dressed as nattefrost. f*ck yeah!

I DEMAND CHAINMAIL! and possibly a mace. f*ck "u-lock justice" i'm going to rep mace on a bike justice

its a good idea.
weinerz

yeah, im def going to come to this. I was going to cut my hair, but ill wait for this.

I'll be in town for a professional conference.

am I going to be totally **** if I show up on one of these?

http://www.breezerbikes.com/im/bikes/itzy.jpg

I'll be in town for a professional conference.

am I going to be totally **** if I show up on one of these?

http://www.breezerbikes.com/im/bikes/itzy.jpg

a couple full-wheel skull spoke cards and a mangled g.i. joe hanging from the handlebars by a sholace noose and you should be all set.

i don't have any corpse paint on me at work today, but i might just rub some chain grease around my eyes. in five minutes. i like to let my coworkers know that i'm a professional.

DRINK DURING YR LUNCHBREAK U FUXXX

i don't have any corpse paint on me at work today, but i might just rub some chain grease around my eyes. in five minutes. i like to let my coworkers know that i'm a professional.

DRINK DURING YR LUNCHBREAK U FUXXX

just an fyi, golden confused this race with the yeti race and thought it was tonight. he uh...he drinks a lot...

anyway this sounds rad. i've been really excited since we talked about it in boston last weekend in that girl's apt after the race. wonder if i can track down a berzerker mask...

Sorry for the above. thanks bitparty.

no more posts from me until i wake up. disregard that post until friday the 13th plz.

aooo! everyone should be encouraged to race in character! dress METAL! bust out the denim jacket back patches!

also where did you get that bikeskeleton drawing man, that's pretty cool...

aooo! everyone should be encouraged to race in character! dress METAL! bust out the denim jacket back patches!

also where did you get that bikeskeleton drawing man, that's pretty cool...

i went to art school! really, i wanted to find a drawing but google images sucks. if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

i'm really excited about dressing up. anyone got a bullet belt i can borrow?

yeah metal for the weekend! Live Metal or die scum!

who did the art for that flyer, I want them to do art for my new metal band.

but i think the best training is drinking more and listening to slaughter of the soul a lot

I'm going to say this is the best metal album of the 90s.

I'm going to say this is the best metal album of the 90s.
yes!

yeah, i'm havin' a hard time finding an album that tops it.

man, i can't wait for this race.

dudez sleep "jerusalem"

so what is everyone else listening to in order to prepare for this race? (besides slaughter of the soul of course)

oh, and what "other gross" drinks can the non-drinkers bring to shotgun?

ryand is bringing monster energy drink. ew.

what am i listening to? ehhhh, not a whole lot that i could really recommend at "training"....

but when the time comes it'll probably be all dimension zero, the haunted, strapping young lad, black dahlia murder and stuff along those lines. maybe some slayer. but, like, who listens to slayer??? ;)

as of now, my training/preparation is:
iron maiden "best of the beast"
at the gates "slaughter of the soul"
at the gates "the red sky is ours"
arch enemy "wages of sin"
amon amarth "versus the world"
amon amarth "the crusher"
arsis "celebration of guilt"
in flames "clayman"
municipal waste everything they have
crucial unit everything they have
and then a song or two by slayer and judas priest for sheet novelty.

as of now, my training/preparation is:
iron maiden "best of the beast"
at the gates "slaughter of the soul"
at the gates "the red sky is ours"
arch enemy "wages of sin"
amon amarth "versus the world"
amon amarth "the crusher"
arsis "celebration of guilt"
in flames "clayman"
municipal waste everything they have
crucial unit everything they have
and then a song or two by slayer and judas priest for sheet novelty.


suuuuuch a good list. ive been doing that and some dark tranquility and strapping young lad.

suuuuuch a good list. ive been doing that and some dark tranquility and strapping young lad.

agreed, though i feel like i could use more.


oh! and i've been listening to warhead "kono omoi wo dokoe" (japanese thrash)

agreed, though i feel like i could use more.


oh! and i've been listening to warhead "kono omoi wo dokoe" (japanese thrash)


my ultimate prep is seeing dark tranquility on saturday with the haunted. im so excited. im more so excited for this race.

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thom let me know if you need any help getting this together!

the new flyer for this race is b*tchin'!

race info is up! prepare to die!!!

I plan on getting as metal as I can for this race. where can I buy gauntlets? and a leather vest?

what do you mean race info is up?! where?!

what do you mean race info is up?! where?!
i edited the original post. and there's a link to the new flyer. if you mean other info like checkpoints, it ain't happening.